Spiders

[PhillyPhreak54]

He'll probably head for the darkest corner of your bedroom. They dig the dark, cool places.

[Yeti]

He'll probably head for the darkest corner of your bedroom. They dig the dark, cool places.

Its dark under the blankets.   

[PhillyPhreak54]

Looks like you're going to have to sleep in winter clothes with no blankets. I'd have the bug guy in the house spraying every chemical available and I'd sleep with a gas mask if I had to...creepy little fargers.

[Geowhizzer]

Whatever you do, DON'T step on it or smash it.  Wolf spiders carry their egg sacks, and the spiderlings when they're first born.  If you step on a new mom- those little spiders go EVERYWHERE!

We get our house treated often, since I live in an area of a lot of black widows.

[Sgt PSN]

We get our house treated often, since I live in an area of a lot of black widows.

That's so racist.  Who cares what color the widows are?  They just lost their spouse you insensitive prick!

[Seabiscuit36]

if anyone here buys real christmas trees watchout.  I was about 17 when we got a christmas tree that my dad brother and i cut down from a TreeFarm or as NB would say a Concentration Camp for Tree's .  My brother and i woke up 2 days after christmas and were walking in the house and noticed these little black lines running across the table suspended in the air.  We got curious and went over and walked into the lines and looked down and we had hundreds of ants on us.  The whole room was covered in ants the size of a pencil point.  The Exterminator after 8 trips still couldnt kill off all spiders.  The worst part was looking down at them all over you.  Yeti they are only gonna get worse when you are living in the woods.  Get a fogger for your first week and Bomb the hell outof you new cabin. 

[General_Failure]

Put some rotten meat out to attract flies, then the spiders will leave you alone.

[Sgt PSN]

if anyone here buys real christmas trees watchout. I was about 17 when we got a christmas tree that my dad brother and i cut down from a TreeFarm or as NB would say a Concentration Camp for Tree's .

[TexasEagle]

I farging HATE spiders. I kill every one I see. Creepy little fargers.

Same here. I'll go out of my way to kill those nasty things. I'd rather have to wear OFF every day of my life to keep bugs of me than live with spiders.

[Geowhizzer]

We get our house treated often, since I live in an area of a lot of black widows.

That's so racist.  Who cares what color the widows are?  They just lost their spouse you insensitive prick!

You really are Sassy tonight!

[Drunkmasterflex]

Spiders don't really bother me, though I would definately get freaked out if a wolf spider was on me.  The only creatures that really scare me are snakes and sharks.  I would love to go shark fishing and then be able to beat a shark in the head with a 20lb sledge.

[BigEd76]

get a shoe 

[FreakisaKearseWord]

Jesus Christ, that thing's hideous, how'd you stay and look at it long enough to identify that thing?! I would have ran out of the house, drive about 2 miles, pull the car over, and start crying.

[BlueHeart]

 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Jesus Christ, that thing's hideous, how'd you stay and look at it long enough to identify that thing?! I would have ran out of the house, drive about 2 miles, pull the car over, and start crying.

Me too.

And every little thing I feel rubbing against me I'd think it was Big Bad Wolfie coming back to bite me. Farg that shtein.

I don't care what purpose spiders serve in the cycle of life, but I'd like them to be eliminated. I'll deal with moths and flies.