F'ing Massachussets Crackheads

[rjs246]

I normally scoff at those who share their personal problems on message boards but I figured I'd let you all know that some dipshtein broke into the house I share with my ladyfriend and stole a bunch of jewelery. But like a farging crackhead, he left my digital camera, computer and lots of other valuables just sitting out and stole our bag of weed. Dick!

I've gotta say, its a farging creepy feeling knowing someone was in our place. And he probably found the astroglide. Embarrassments galore.

[Sgt PSN]

That sucks dude.  I had my room broken into when I lived in the barracks and had my tv, vcr, sega genesis and my left running shoe stolen. 

[Yeti]

I normally scoff at those who share their personal problems on message boards but I figured I'd let you all know that some dipshtein broke into the house I share with my ladyfriend and stole a bunch of jewelery. But like a farging crackhead, he left my digital camera, computer and lots of other valuables just sitting out and stole our bag of weed.

I told you we were stopping by.  I only borrowed the jewelry.  The weed I am keeping.

Your place smells like ass.

[Tomahawk]

I normally scoff at those who share their personal problems on message boards but I figured I'd let you all know that some dipshtein broke into the house I share with my ladyfriend and stole a bunch of jewelery. But like a farging crackhead, he left my digital camera, computer and lots of other valuables just sitting out and stole our bag of weed. Dick!

I've gotta say, its a farging creepy feeling knowing someone was in our place. And he probably found the astroglide. Embarrassments galore.

My house in college was broken into when I was on Spring Break. I wasn't pissed about my missing television or other assorted electronics, but when I couldn't find my stash I became irate.

[Diomedes]

Get a dog.  Problem solved.

[General_Failure]

Get a dog. Problem solved.

It's always worked for me.

[hbionic]

If you were Mexican, you'd have bars on the windows by dusk.

[Sgt PSN]

If you were Mexican, you'd have bars on the windows by dusk.

And nothing inside worth stealing.

[4and26]

That sucks dude.  I had my room broken into when I lived in the barracks and had my tv, vcr, sega genesis and my left running shoe stolen. 

And your left running shoe 

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I had some farged up shtein stolen from me when I was in the Marines. In the barracks(especially 8th COMM BN er.....8th Crime BN) farging cleptos would steal anything. Socks, PT Shirts, remote controls, and wives, just to name a few things. If it was a crackhead, he'll probably come back since he found the pot. Sit in the dark with a gun. I think it'd be legal to pop him, or like Dio said, get a dog. German shephards scare the bullshtein out of crackheads.

[Sgt PSN]

Yup.  Just the left one.  We live in a world with some sick, sick people. 

There's actually more to that story too.......

Several rooms in the barracks were broken into besides mine.  The guys living in the room next to me also had their room broken into.  Missing from their room was a stereo system, cd's and vhs movies (this happened back in 96), a collection of about 100 hardcore porn mags from the bathroom (), toothpaste and a pair of combat boots.  The weird thing about that though was that the laces for the boots were removed and left behind.  Also, the toothpaste was removed and the theif(ves) left the empty tube behind.  I suppose they probably just squeezed it out and flushed it down the toilet or something.   

In an unrelated theft, I left my car unlocked and parked in my driveway one night a couple of years ago and when I got in it the next morning and went to work I found that all of the spare change was missing along with the cigarette lighter.  I probably had about $7 or $8 in change in my so you would think that the thieves would just use the money to buy their own damn cigarette lighter. 

[Sgt PSN]

I had some farged up shtein stolen from me when I was in the Marines. In the barracks(especially 8th COMM BN er.....8th Crime BN) farging cleptos would steal anything. Socks, PT Shirts, remote controls, and wives, just to name a few things. If it was a crackhead, he'll probably come back since he found the pot. Sit in the dark with a gun. I think it'd be legal to pop him, or like Dio said, get a dog. German shephards scare the bullshtein out of crackheads.

Ha ha, you were with 8th crime?    A good friend of mine that I was stationed with back in KC has been with them for about a year now and I've heard some shtein about what goes on over there.  They just deployed over to Iraq about 2 weeks ago too. 

[mussa]

if i stole the pot, i would of stole your food as well. 

[Sgt PSN]

Or atleast the twinkies. 

[phattymatty]

That sucks dude.

Learn to spell your state.