F'ing Massachussets Crackheads

Rome · August 18, 2005, 08:42:11 PM

Quote from: phattymatty on August 18, 2005, 08:34:49 PM
That sucks dude.

Learn to spell your state.

PoopyfaceMcGee · August 18, 2005, 08:57:14 PM

Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2005, 05:44:02 PM
I told you we were stopping by. I only borrowed the jewelry. The weed I am keeping.

Your place smells like ass.

PhillyPhreak54 · August 18, 2005, 09:01:48 PM

That sucks dude. I've had my car broken into several times and our house once (they stole my roomates XBOX and cash) and the feeling is creepy knowing that someone has been looking through your stuff.

rjs246 · August 18, 2005, 09:21:17 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on August 18, 2005, 05:51:14 PM
Get a dog. Problem solved.

How easily you forget. I've got a dog. I'm sure it made every effort to lick his dumb ass to death.

And only buttholes know how to spell this farging state.

PoopyfaceMcGee · August 18, 2005, 09:26:04 PM

t-h-i-s--f-a-r-g-i-n-g--s-t-a-t-e

w0ot. I guess I'm a butthole.

General_Failure · August 18, 2005, 09:36:07 PM

Don't say that, he might want to lick you.

rjs246 · August 04, 2006, 06:28:40 PM

So I don't know if I actually told you shteinheads about this but my car was stolen a few months ago. Then, miraculously, it was given parking tickets but not recovered by the police. They are now itching for their money. Instead they're getting this letter:

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Dear Sirs-

Here is a copy of the BOSTON POLICE incident report listing our car as stolen.

This means a number of things. It first means that our stolen car was listed in your system, as stolen, and rather than informing us that you had discovered its location you decided to give it parking tickets (the car was stolen two months before the tickets were given and not 'recovered' for several weeks after). Thanks for that. It also means that we do not own the car anymore, our insurance company owns it. If you would like to send them a parking ticket, I would be happy to provide you with their contact information. If, on the other hand, you happen to locate the person who stole the car and actually parked it in the location where it received these tickets, I would suggest giving them the tickets. Either way I consider my part in this situation to be finished.

Thanks!

Assbags.

hbionic · August 04, 2006, 07:29:38 PM

A well crafted letter.

PhillyPhreak54 · August 04, 2006, 07:39:08 PM

Nice job.

Feva · August 04, 2006, 07:57:38 PM

I hope they come and arrest your sorry ass.

Diomedes · August 05, 2006, 02:22:07 AM

They will ignore your letter, and this story will resolve itself in court to your detriment. Repeck the man.

rjs246 · August 05, 2006, 09:30:27 AM

I will repeck nothing. At the time the tickets were given I did not know the whereabouts of the car and was no longer the owner. They can lick my farging stink-penny.

mussa · August 05, 2006, 09:46:00 AM

jesus man, its been a year???

Sgt PSN · August 05, 2006, 10:35:01 AM

This was a great thread. It's revival makes me laugh.....along with the fact that rjs's shtein keeps getting stolen.

phattymatty · August 05, 2006, 10:58:56 AM

ha. don't the tickets say where the car is parked? go get it.