Kris Benson's wife

[joneszilla]

Says she'll do his whole team if she catches him cheating

[mussa]

What a lady she is.  Damn i might try to get on the groundscrew after reading that! 

[Sgt PSN]

"I told him [Kris] — because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time — I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to s- - -w everybody on your entire team — coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team."

"Mike Piazza just did a back flip," Stern said, egging her on. "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?"

"Everybody would get a turn," Anna pledged. "If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine."

Even Robin Quivers got in on it: "What about groundskeepers?"

"If I'm lining them up," Anna said, "I'll [also] circle into other teams. Whatever team he's playing, I will s- - -w all them too."

Ok, so who's going with me to apply for a job with the Mets? 

[Zanshin]

she's kinda droopy.

Here's a better pic of her in the grey with a little more melon control.

I guess I like droopy.  The other pic was way hotter.

[MURP]

I think it is my duty to get a job with the Mets and then hire a undercover cop to watch Kris Benson 24/7.

[joneszilla]

I think it is my duty to get a job with the Mets and then hire a undercover cop to watch Kris Benson 24/7.

Oh yeah, or just hire a stripper or 3 to seduce him and take pics. 

Hell, one of his teammates may photoshop him into a compromising pic in the hopes of getting some ass off her.

[MURP]

good call Jones... 

[JTrotterFan]

Says she'll do his whole team if she catches him cheating

Haha...i saw that on Fark.com this morning.  It had me laughing...damn whore!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I think it is my duty to get a job with the Mets and then hire a undercover cop to watch Kris Benson 24/7.

Oh yeah, or just hire a stripper or 3 to seduce him and take pics. 

Hell, one of his teammates may photoshop him into a compromising pic in the hopes of getting some ass off her.

Exactly.  The plan is to lure Kris into cheating after securing a job with the Mets.  Then, be the one to break the news to Anna so that you are first in line.  Brilliant plan!

[General_Failure]

I can't believe you guys haven't figured out that this is a ploy by the Mets to lure in all the best free agents.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I can't believe you guys haven't figured out that this is a ploy by the Mets to lure in all the best free agents.

You think they would have leaked news that Kris cheated, then, also.

[General_Failure]

That would be too obvious. Gotta save that for a little while.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That would be too obvious. Gotta save that for a little while.

Can't wait too long, or all the good free agents will have signed across the city already.

[General_Failure]

It's a touch choice. Bags of money or sex with a hot slut.

[MURP]

you get both with the Mets... and a losing record!