Kris Benson's wife

[Rome]

I was wondering why Pedro was considering going to the God-awful Mets.

Now I know why.

[Geowhizzer]

We all probably guessed it would happen eventually:

Kris Benson & Anna Benson headed for divorce

[SD_Eagle5]

She's nothing more than a money grubbing ex-stripper attention whore. She was on Stern's show a month ago and I wanted to run her over with my truck.

[ice grillin you]

heres what happened...after getting a tsste of nyc she wanted no part of being in baltimore so she gets her girl to set up benson so that she has an out and can collect mad cake...you cant trust a big butt and a smile


Bensons kayoed

Hubby hurler cheated, sez sexpot Anna

BY LLOYD GROVE and DAVE GOLDINER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS 

Kris and Anna Benson - speaking at January news conference after ex-Met was traded to Baltimore - are calling it quits. 

Sexpot Anna Benson and her ex-Met hubby are headed for Splitsville after she caught him fooling around with one of her friends, the Daily News has learned.
The naughtiest wife in baseball filed for divorce yesterday from pitcher Kris Benson, who was traded in the off-season from the Mets to the Baltimore Orioles.

"She's completely crushed; she didn't see this coming," said Anna Benson's spokesman, Jules Feiler. "She had no choice but to take this action."

What's bad for Kris Benson could be good for new teammates Miguel Tejada, Melvin Mora and the rest of the O's.

Anna Benson once vowed to sleep with every one of her husband's teammates if she caught him in the sack with another woman.

"I told him, 'Cheat on me all you want.' If you get caught, I'm going to [have sex with] everybody on your entire team," she told Howard Stern on his radio show in 2004. "Everyone would get a turn."

But Anna Benson's spokesman warned the Orioles not to get their hopes up. "I think she was joking," Feiler said.

Anna Benson's lawyer filed the divorce papers yesterday in Atlanta, where the couple has a home.

The papers say the seven-year marriage is "irretrievably broken," and does not mention what a source called the X-rated real reason for the breakup.

"We chose not to go that route at this point," said Jeffrey Bogart, her lawyer.

She is demanding full custody of the couple's two children, alimony and a share of their property.

Kris Benson's agent said the pitcher had no comment.

The lurid split apparently ends one of the more entertaining unions in recent history in the national pastime.

Anna Benson was already making headlines - and dropping jaws - with a topless Penthouse spread when Kris Benson was a budding star in usually staid Pittsburgh.

She also revealed that the couple once had sex in a Pittsburgh stadium parking lot - while autograph-hungry fans waited just outside the tinted windows of their SUV.

Things really heated up when he was traded to the Mets in August 2004 and Anna tried to jump-start her career in entertainment.

The pinup babe pitched a TV reality show about her sexy frolics in the big leagues, but there were no takers.

A planned nude spread in Playboy never materialized, either, and Anna Benson blew her stack at Mets management for trying to trade her husband, saying they were worried about scandalous headlines.

Anna Benson even bared plenty of her famous cleavage at a kids' Christmas party last year when she dressed as a Mrs. Claus hot enough to melt the North Pole.  

[MDS]

teasey slut

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

gratuitous excuse to post pics?

[MadMarchHare]

Oh, yeah, that chick is DEFINITELY a one-man woman, looking for a loving and close knit relationship......
Dumbass gets what he deserves.  Just be happy he got to hit that for a while, and move on.

[General_Failure]

What happened to her revenge plan? I could have sworn she said she'd screw everyone on the team to get back at him if he ever cheated.

[SD_Eagle5]

But Anna Benson's spokesman warned the Orioles not to get their hopes up. "I think she was joking," Feiler said.

She's a fleshpop tease too, there's a shock.

[Sgt PSN]

I don't know if she's teasing or not with her revenge plan, but I'm headed to Oriole's camp anyway to get a spot on the roster just incase.  I know, the regular season starts in a couple days and I haven't played competetive baseball in like 13 years and I missed all of spring training.........but it's the Orioles.  How hard can it be? 

[The BIGSTUD]

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I must say I am an Anna fan.

[BigEd76]

Psycho Hose Beast changed her mind again

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

If I were Kris, I'd instead kill her at this point.

[rjs246]

But keep her body around to let future girlfriends know what they need to live up to. And also to bone every now and then.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That went without saying, obviously.