Phillies

[PhillyPhreak54]

That dude's head is shaped like a light bulb

If I were him I'd never not wear a hat

[MDS]

i love that they finally got a latino dude, but man this guy does not walk. lotta outs. good defense.

[SD]

Nice move

The Phillies and Brad Keller are in agreement on a 2-year, $22 million contract, per multiple reports.

[SD]

Strahm traded to kc for rhp bowlan. Money saving move

[MDS]

its basically a re allocation of resources. banks can do what strahm did and for less, take that money and move it elsewhere

[Rome]

I got into a pretty entertaining fight with some dumb bitch on Threads about Kyle Schwarber.  They had to resign him for sure.  His last couple of years will probably be a disaster but how many MAGA STH's would have walked/ran away if they hadn't resigned him?

He seems to be a genuinely good guy and he's the unquestioned star of the team now that Harper has decided to embrace his inner Richard Simmons now.

It really doesn't make any real difference because they don't get on base enough, they strike out too much, their defense is average and their bullpen always fails no matter how much money they dump on it. 

Still, it is cool to occasionally watch highlights and see Schwarber hit moonshots.

No World Series again in our lifetime anyway, but at least we'll have some occasional fun watching those turds. 

[SD]

They wouldn't have beaten the blue jays but if it weren't for the dodgers they make the ws.

[SD]

Ranger Suarez 5 year deal with the Red Sox

[PhillyPhreak54]

Bummer

Todd why wouldn't Uncle John bring him back?

[MDS]

because they cant sign everyone, even john's cancer stick money has its limitations. once they signed nola that was it for ranger.

i love ranger but hes a contact pitcher with diminishing velo who cant get to 150 innings. its not a great bet for big money.

[Rome]

So two Cy Young's in Bahston, then?

[SD]

im not sure if tucker is going to get the bag hes looking for...its possible he does the opt out contract thing, especially with the CBA up in the air for 27

so under THOSE circumstances, could you take a 1 year flyer on him for like 35 bills. maybe. but i am not giving him a 10-12 year deal.

4 years $240 million from the dodgers. Yes he got $60 million a year. I wanted to wait for him to sign before I mocked you so here we are

[Don Ho]

MLB gonna resort to regulation soon, upper and lower divisions.

[PhillyPhreak54]

MLB is broken. Which we knew but giving Kyle farging TUCKER $60m per season...that just ain't it.

[MDS]

4 years $240 million from the dodgers. Yes he got $60 million a year. I wanted to wait for him to sign before I mocked you so here we are

i dont even know what this means...i said he wasnt gonna get a 10+ year deal and he didnt. that he got $60M instead of $30M was completely insane and expected by nobody

but i actually love it. the dodgers are evil and a great villain. villains are great for sports. everyone is gonna be watching, hoping they crash out and trolling if they dont win the world series. plus, the mets have to pivot to like cody bellinger or something. womp womp