Phillies

[PhillyPhreak54]

That dude's head is shaped like a light bulb

If I were him I'd never not wear a hat

[MDS]

i love that they finally got a latino dude, but man this guy does not walk. lotta outs. good defense.

[SD]

Nice move

The Phillies and Brad Keller are in agreement on a 2-year, $22 million contract, per multiple reports.

[SD]

Strahm traded to kc for rhp bowlan. Money saving move

[MDS]

its basically a re allocation of resources. banks can do what strahm did and for less, take that money and move it elsewhere

[Rome]

I got into a pretty entertaining fight with some dumb bitch on Threads about Kyle Schwarber.  They had to resign him for sure.  His last couple of years will probably be a disaster but how many MAGA STH's would have walked/ran away if they hadn't resigned him?

He seems to be a genuinely good guy and he's the unquestioned star of the team now that Harper has decided to embrace his inner Richard Simmons now.

It really doesn't make any real difference because they don't get on base enough, they strike out too much, their defense is average and their bullpen always fails no matter how much money they dump on it. 

Still, it is cool to occasionally watch highlights and see Schwarber hit moonshots.

No World Series again in our lifetime anyway, but at least we'll have some occasional fun watching those turds. 

[SD]

They wouldn't have beaten the blue jays but if it weren't for the dodgers they make the ws.