We're All Gonna Die

Started by Geowhizzer, March 07, 2020, 10:16:26 AM

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Rome

So I found out from a colleague that Biden is personally sending trucks around, but instead of spraying for mosquitoes, he's actually spraying Covid and infecting everyone *including* the vaccinated.

Someone actually said that.

But I was then told by this same person that I'm too mean to anyone who dares share the truth with others.  You know, because their beliefs are just as valid as mine are.

I'm literally not kidding.  This happened.


Rome

I told this person to immediately report me to HR if I'm being mean.  She said there was no reason for that because we're all in on it anyway.

Another employee overheard the exchange and immediately walked into my office and said she'd file a complaint against the person who initiated the exchange if need be. 

This is my life right now. 

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: Rome on September 13, 2021, 08:02:59 PM
So I found out from a colleague that Biden is personally sending trucks around, but instead of spraying for mosquitoes, he's actually spraying Covid and infecting everyone *including* the vaccinated.

Someone actually said that.

But I was then told by this same person that I'm too mean to anyone who dares share the truth with others.  You know, because their beliefs are just as valid as mine are.

I'm literally not kidding.  This happened.

Jesus.

Rome

Well, besty's husband died last night.  He died alone, hooked up to a farging machine.  It's senseless, enraging, appalling and completely farging predictable.

Anyone involved in the disinformation campaign that's causing this nightmare to continue should be thrown into the deepest, darkest hole in the land.

General_Failure

My boss and I made a coworker end her shift literally shaking in anger the other day. What we said to her was "yeah, they're probably going to mandate vaccines for state employees at some point and you should probably get it," but what she heard was "Hail Dark Father, we offer you this defiant sacrifice who did her own research."

Sorry about your friend's husband.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Diomedes

That's a shame, Rome.  Sorry to hear it.

Do you have a nice mask to match your funeral suit?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54

Sorry Rome. You're right - it is all of those things.

GF - I hope your coworker stands her ground against this oppressive tyranny of public health and ends up jobless.

Rome

Quote from: Diomedes on September 14, 2021, 09:35:54 AM
That's a shame, Rome.  Sorry to hear it.

Do you have a nice mask to match your funeral suit?

I don't do funerals.  I've sworn them off because they're barbaric rituals.  I'll just hoist a glass in his memory.

Rome


Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

Paywall, Dio.  Please summarize.

- Or -

I ain't paying for no liberal hoax rag bullshtein!!

Diomedes

sorry

80 year old covid-survivor landlord of 1200 units announces he'll no longer offer leases to unvaccinated
current residents who don't get vaccinated will not be offered renewals

says its not fair to his employees and their families, etc.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

That is outstanding.  Get vaccinated or get out.  I love it.

Diomedes

You don't have to get the shot, but neither do I have to rent you a living space.

Good luck.

Freedom!
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger