the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Diomedes · December 21, 2020, 08:47:52 AM

Marriage:

Wife asks me what dessert I want for my birthday. Answer: Rhubarb pie. Birthday arrives, makes apple pie. I'm the bad guy because I'm not interested in apple pie.

General_Failure · December 21, 2020, 09:44:56 AM

The next big twist in the 2020 saga, a volcanic eruption and earthquake for Hawaii's Big Island.

ice grillin you · December 21, 2020, 06:44:33 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on December 21, 2020, 08:47:52 AM
Marriage:

Wife asks me what dessert I want for my birthday. Answer: Rhubarb pie. Birthday arrives, makes apple pie. I'm the bad guy because I'm not interested in apple pie.

you deserve all of it by asking for a birthday pie and not a cake

Rome · December 21, 2020, 06:53:11 PM

We went to a wedding a few years back. They were Richie Rich rich so everything was first class including the wedding cake. It was the most delicious thing I've ever tasted. The icing was probably made with Bolivian flake knowing those two, but god it was great.

Diomedes · December 21, 2020, 07:11:06 PM

I deserve all of it for getting married, for choosing daily not to off myself, for any number of reasons.

PhillyPhreak54 · December 21, 2020, 09:41:26 PM

Quote from: Rome on December 21, 2020, 06:53:11 PM
We went to a wedding a few years back. They were Richie Rich rich so everything was first class including the wedding cake. It was the most delicious thing I've ever tasted. The icing was probably made with Bolivian flake knowing those two, but god it was great.

Mmmmm cocaine cake!

ice grillin you · December 24, 2020, 02:31:16 PM

i think i speak for everyone when i say xmas def doesnt get stamped official until i get don's private message

i hope i die before him because im gonna be really upset the first year i dont get one

General_Failure · December 24, 2020, 02:34:30 PM

Same. Anyway, Merry Christmas, fellow gentiles.

PhillyPhreak54 · December 24, 2020, 05:19:14 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on December 24, 2020, 02:31:16 PM
i think i speak for everyone when i say xmas def doesnt get stamped official until i get don's private message

i hope i die before him because im gonna be really upset the first year i dont get one

Yes sir!

Diomedes · December 24, 2020, 06:06:43 PM

Didn't get one. Hope you all die before me, now.

MDS · December 24, 2020, 06:23:03 PM

i didnt get one either...he must hate jews

SD · December 24, 2020, 07:00:43 PM

I got my annual don xmas IM. Doesn't feel like Xmas without it 🎅 Aloha

Rome · December 24, 2020, 07:47:52 PM

Got mine. Don is the man.

Diomedes · December 25, 2020, 02:05:32 AM

2 a.m...finally finished wrapping

Merry Christmas

PhillyPhreak54 · December 25, 2020, 02:16:25 AM

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

So apparently lighting fireworks is a thing here for Christmas. I didn't hear it when I lived in the city bc they're illegal in city limits. Living in the burbs now and it sounds like Fallujah. Not sure if these idiots don't realize it's not the fourth or New Year's Eve.