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Title: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on January 27, 2013, 10:41:43 AM
month late but a good start:
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After being tasered in back and hit in head with champagne bottle, taterskins OT Trent Williams was given and passed two concussion tests.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Don Ho on January 27, 2013, 07:10:35 PM
I was at a function last night and this came up.  Halfway through the conversation I realized he was the dude that bitch slapped the Seahawk DB after the playoff loss. 

This took place at a pretty swanky club in Waikiki. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 13, 2013, 02:40:50 PM
QuoteIt's an awkward fact of life in Washington, DC, that we are home to both the Smithsonian's National Museum of the American Indian and the Washington taterskins. One attempts to preserve the Native American cultures that weren't eradicated by conquest; the other is both a symbol and result of the same eradication. These two worlds collided this past week when the museum hosted a day-long symposium about Native American sports nicknames. In a packed auditorium, panelists and audience members took the local team to task, calling their name "ugly," "offensive" and "a racist slur." Former Colorado Senator Ben Nighthorse Campbell, the only Native American senator in US history, said from the stage, "If you want [your mascot] to be a savage—use your own picture." Not one person either in the audience or the crowd defended the use of "taterskin," because, as one fan of the team said to me, "it really is defending the indefensible."

Despite repeated requests from the museum, the taterskins refused to send anyone to make the case publicly that the name is anything other than a self-evident slur. Like their owner, the ham-fisted, rabbit-eared Dan Snyder, they celebrate the moniker only when no one is present to challenge them. Since purchasing the franchise in 1999, Snyder has maintained that the name "taterskins" was a "tribute," as former team Vice President Karl Swanson said, "derived from the Native American tradition for warriors to daub their bodies with red clay before battle." This is not an argument they felt confident making at the Smithsonian because the laughter would have cracked the Capitol dome. The team name was the brainchild not of an anthropologist who advised on the fierce honor of the "red-clay warriors" but of team founder, segregationist and Dixiecrat George Preston Marshall.

Senator Campbell said that he asks people, "How would you feel if the team was called the Washington Darkies?" George Preston Marshall would have felt euphoric because he adored minstrel shows and fetishized the confederacy. As Thomas G. Smith wrote in his book Showdown: JFK and the Integration of the Washington taterskins, when Marshall proposed marriage to his future wife Corrine, he did so "amidst fragrant honeysuckle while a group of African American performers [dressed like house-slave extras from Gone with the Wind] sang 'Carry Me Back to Old Virginny,'" a song that speaks lovingly of how slaves love to see affection between their "Massa and Missus." The taterskins were named for the minstrelsy Marshall adored and, as the southernmost team in the league at the time, to appeal to Dixie. They were also, surprise, the last team in the NFL to integrate.

If you know this background, it's risible to hear NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell say, "I think Dan Snyder and the organization have made it very clear that they are proud of that name and that heritage, and I think the fans are, too." There is nothing to be proud of in this "heritage," unless your tastes tend toward the antebellum South. In a league that's 70 percent African-American yet couldn't seem to find any coaches or executives of color to hire this off-season, the taterskins are also a reminder, as William Faulkner wrote, that "The past is never dead. It's not even past."

Despite this awful, seemingly entrenched history, there is change on the immediate horizon in the face and play of the team's star quarterback, Robert Griffin III. RGIII hasn't said a word about the team's name but his very presence represents the greatest threat to Marshall's legacy. Griffin is recovering from knee surgery after the finest statistical season of any rookie quarterback in the history of the game. The team won their division and, with the mercury-quick Griffin under center, also became must-see TV. Beyond just the swooning local sports writers, DC figures like Maureen Dowd, Marco Rubio, and President Obama all giggled with glee in RGIII's glow. If the 23-year-old wonder said tomorrow that the team should be called the Washington Cuddly Snuggles, it would happen. But even if RGIII never says a thing, the better this team gets and the closer they come to the Super Bowl, the more this name goes from a quietly uttered embarrassment to a full blown national conversation. Do you think the NFL and Roger Goodell, on top of answering questions about concussions, lawsuits and the dwindling number of black coaches, want to talk about anti-Native racism?

Even if Dan Snyder doesn't want it to happen, it's going to happen. As former taterskin Tre Johnson said, "It's an ethnically insensitive moniker that offends an entire race of displaced people. That should be reason enough to change it." It should be, but if you know Dan Snyder, you know it will take more. Maybe an RGIII shall lead us. Or maybe, as Curtis Mayfield advised about the very civil rights movement George Preston Marshall so vehemently opposed, we're just going to have to "keep on pushin." Either way, you might want to put your new RGIII jersey in mothballs because in the future the only place you'll find taterskins gear will be behind glass; maybe at an exhibit at the National Museum of the American Indian.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Tomahawk on February 13, 2013, 02:50:39 PM
No team is going to change their name because their QB says so.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 13, 2013, 03:11:50 PM
Which is why we don't have the San Francisco Montana Shmontanas.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 14, 2013, 06:49:42 PM
The PEDs are working. (http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8947151/robert-griffin-iii-washington-taterskins-chance-start-week-1-sources)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 14, 2013, 06:50:51 PM
Havas, where'd you quote that piece from? 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on February 14, 2013, 07:05:13 PM
http://www.thenation.com/blog/172806/taterskins-clock-now-ticking-changing-name
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 14, 2013, 07:07:33 PM
Is your name Havas?  I don't think so. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on February 14, 2013, 07:46:56 PM
Is your name dickhead because you look like a geriatric penis with ears.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 14, 2013, 09:45:10 PM
He's got you there, Sassy.


The Washington Post isn't letting up on this name change subject, God Bless them.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on February 15, 2013, 02:19:36 AM
the washington stillupfronts taterskins are ignorant of their intolerance?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 15, 2013, 10:05:22 AM
QuoteThe collection of newspapers which have expressed opposition to the name 'taterskins' by omitting it from their publications are beginning to stack up.

The Kansas City Star – hometown paper to the Chiefs – made sports talk radio waves last summer when it explicitly laid out the reasons why it would no longer print the name, in a piece titled: "Star Policy on Washington NFL Team's Name."

Here's an excerpt from the Star's public editor on Sept. 24:

"I remain unconvinced by every argument I've ever heard that the name is not a racial epithet, plain and simple. And I'll even break my usual rule about commenting on issues outside The Star's journalism to say that I find it inconceivable that the NFL still allows such a patently offensive name and mascot to represent the league in 2012."

And now it seems they have help.

The Washington City Paper, DCist, and even select Washington Post writers have joined the Star in its uphill struggle against tradition.

"I understand people don't like it. Some people like the name, some people don't like it. Some people want it changed, some people don't," 106.7 the Fan's Danny Rouhier said Wednesday on Holden and Danny. "To me, an outlet that is responsible for covering the news, deciding as a policy that they're not going to say the name of the team is irresponsible."

"I don't even know if irresponsible is the right word, I just think it's flat out wrong," Holden Kushner said. "You're job as a journalist is to report the news. Now there's opinion columns. The Kansas City Star came out with a nice opinion column saying why they're not going to use the name anymore."

"The landscape of journalism has changed a lot," Kushner continue. "People take stands now. Things evolve. Things get reported that weren't reported, but I'm with you on this. The name of the team is the taterskins. You talk about the taterskins, you write the taterskins. You don't have to make yourself the center of the story when you do this."

"What you're doing is you're imitating kind of the way our social phenomenon are going now with social media," Danny said. "Everybody gets to be a critic. Everybody gets their own little Facebook page so everybody's value is the same online. So a newspaper outlet is reflecting whenever John Q public is like, 'I hate the name taterskins. I'm not saying it anymore on my Facebook wall.'"

As talks of a possible name change continue it will grow increasingly more difficult for the taterskins themselves to ignore the issue, leaving only one thing certain: at some point we'll all to take a stand.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 11, 2013, 10:28:18 PM
Hail to the Spendskins (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--worst-free-agent-signings-since--93--taterskins--taterskins-dominate-list-140917033.html)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 25, 2013, 11:12:03 AM
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18iim4ot0twcdjpg/ku-large.jpg)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Munson on March 25, 2013, 11:16:33 AM
Is that a bedazzled dashiki?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 25, 2013, 11:26:56 AM
Did he find Clinton Portis' old locker?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: hbionic on March 25, 2013, 01:15:23 PM
He's dreamy.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 30, 2013, 07:28:08 PM
UDFA Matt McGloin.  Laughing.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Gene on May 07, 2013, 08:48:03 AM
I've always been one who has been easily entertained.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj-vrLgR1G8&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj-vrLgR1G8&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: rjs246 on May 07, 2013, 11:01:50 AM
I mean, that wasn't the slightest bit funny. Just 1000% accurate.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on May 07, 2013, 01:34:17 PM
i think i  know the ravens dude
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: rjs246 on May 07, 2013, 01:55:37 PM
Yeah. Looks suspiciously like someone I know too.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 07, 2013, 05:26:25 PM
they got the purple camo pants right

atrocious
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on May 07, 2013, 06:12:53 PM
That might the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on May 09, 2013, 05:57:14 PM
this is worse...

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9259866/daniel-snyder-says-washington-taterskins-never-change-team-name
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 19, 2013, 02:47:00 PM
http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/05/19/fans-are-buying-all-of-robert-griffin-iiis-wedding-registry-gifts-and-he-has-a-picture-to-prove-it/

This is just stupid and not shocking coming from that fanbase.

Buying the guy wedding gifts?

farging schmucks. I bet there's a huge thread on ES about it
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on May 19, 2013, 02:52:21 PM
There's no doubt some people have put more thought into this than the wedding gifts they got their own friends and family.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 19, 2013, 03:16:04 PM
thats the worst thing ive ever seen
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 19, 2013, 03:19:01 PM
PR win:  He keeps it all and sends autographed thank-you notes.  PR Uber-win: personalized autographed thank-you notes.

PR lose:  He donates the stuff to charity.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on May 19, 2013, 03:22:54 PM
Here he is with his fiance:
(http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2012/10/25/Sports/Advance/Images/rs18_1343687760.jpg?uuid=YrLtIh7iEeKc1bVcODiJYg)

She's not a bad looking girl, but an athlete of his magnitude should be getting hotter ass.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on May 19, 2013, 04:02:10 PM
The other :CF undoubtedly disapproves.

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 19, 2013, 04:25:06 PM
She's plenty hot enough.  He's no beauty either.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on May 19, 2013, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 19, 2013, 04:25:06 PM
She's plenty hot enough.  He's no beauty either.

She's plain. I've dated hotter and I'm not a millionaire, an athlete, and I hate women.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 19, 2013, 04:40:51 PM
You have not.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: hbionic on May 19, 2013, 04:44:07 PM
She's perfectly wifey.  :yay
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on May 19, 2013, 04:44:45 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 19, 2013, 04:40:51 PM
You have not.

ok
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on May 19, 2013, 05:21:37 PM
Without being asked if you're a cop.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on May 19, 2013, 05:23:28 PM
I know I've banged hotter chicks than that.   She's not bad looking at all, and if he was a plumber instead of a multi-million dollar quarterback, she'd be completely out of his league.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on May 19, 2013, 05:39:57 PM
If you're talking marriage, after a certain point hotness is a relatively minor consideration. A lot of rich guys learn that the hard way.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on May 19, 2013, 05:41:02 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on May 19, 2013, 05:39:57 PM
If you're talking marriage, after a certain point hotness is a relatively minor consideration. A lot of rich guys learn that the hard way.

holic just dropped some knowledge

I'd rather marry a 7 with a great personality than I would a 10 who's a funhole.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on May 19, 2013, 05:59:19 PM
Right, like there's a 10 alive who isn't a hateful funhole.

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on May 19, 2013, 06:11:31 PM
weve got some real catches here dont we

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 19, 2013, 07:41:20 PM
RG3 found someone he actually loves instead of getting hypnotized by the Hoyda. He did this at about age 20, too. Is he a wizard?

Either that or his 7's got a snapping gyro.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 19, 2013, 10:57:46 PM
Go read @dcsportsblog on twitter. He asked who sent RGIII gifts and the people responding are hilarious. One dude got him a jerky maker. His buddy posted the dudes email so one of youse do the right thing and email the fargtard.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on May 19, 2013, 11:08:12 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 19, 2013, 10:57:46 PM
...email the fargtard.

No
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 19, 2013, 11:22:40 PM
Quote@jimmychan79: @dcsportsbog got him a tubmat so he doesn't slip and fall and hurt his knee. Also made a matching donation to a charity for all the critics
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on May 20, 2013, 12:32:29 AM
Remember when they stalked Gibbs and gave him that trophy? Good times.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on May 20, 2013, 01:06:50 AM
Art gave him a feather shaped vial of tears from when RG busted his knee, inscribed with "don't hate me because I'm fast"
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Gene on May 20, 2013, 08:50:31 AM
Per chance was this listed in the registry?
(http://www.americanwheelchairs.com/defaul17.jpg)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on May 20, 2013, 10:40:37 AM
lol - things just got real.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 20, 2013, 05:57:26 PM
If he starts Week 1, there were PEDs on the registry.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 20, 2013, 07:06:36 PM
Hahahah Jesus Christ almighty these people

Quote@HTTR24_7: Wonder if the Sean Taylor tragedy subconsciously has something to do with fans going above and beyond to appreciate Robert..
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on May 20, 2013, 07:12:57 PM
I told them not to send Taylor the machete he had on his registry!
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 20, 2013, 07:47:02 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 20, 2013, 07:06:36 PM
Hahahah Jesus Christ almighty these people

Quote@HTTR24_7: Wonder if the Sean Taylor tragedy subconsciously has something to do with fans going above and beyond to appreciate Robert..

holy shtein die
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 21, 2013, 09:31:42 AM
Is Phreak following Skins fans on twitter?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: phattymatty on May 21, 2013, 09:33:50 AM
didn't realize we had so many studs on here.

that's the exact type of girl RG3 should marry...been with him since he was a lowly freshman who might never play again. she's not in it for the money at least. smart move.

there will be plenty of models on the road.

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 21, 2013, 09:49:31 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 21, 2013, 09:31:42 AM
Is Phreak following Skins fans on twitter?

Nah I follow one of the DC sports writers (do that for ATL, FLA, WAS, DAL, etc teams) and he's been RT'ing people.

Agreed with Matty - he doesnt have to worry about her wiping him out. They've been together all along so she's no gold digger....yet
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 21, 2013, 10:06:33 AM
hes an idiot for getting married at 23 regardless of what he does and who it is....the fact that hes a pro athlete and marrying that hag is super retarded
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 21, 2013, 10:12:19 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 21, 2013, 10:06:33 AM
hes an idiot for getting married

You could have stopped right there.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: phattymatty on May 21, 2013, 10:20:54 AM
it's good for PR. he can still be a scumbag on the DL.

also there's a stripper at stadium club that looks exactly like him. was there a few weeks ago and an RG3 chant broke out.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on May 21, 2013, 01:07:42 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 21, 2013, 10:06:33 AM
hes an idiot for getting married at 23 regardless of what he does and who it is....the fact that hes a pro athlete and marrying that hag is super retarded

Meh... I did it and it worked out for me (hit the 20th anniversary this year).  I would advise my own children to wait longer, though.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 02, 2013, 10:06:07 AM
http://deadspin.com/taterskins-indian-chief-defender-not-a-chief-probably-590973565
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: phattymatty on July 02, 2013, 10:08:45 AM
Mckenna is a pretty solid writer. and since that City Paper debacle he has pretty much focused his entire career on slamming Snyder. good for him.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 02, 2013, 02:06:02 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/07/02/richmond-arbys-no-longer-saving-rgiii-a-parking-space/
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 21, 2013, 04:21:04 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2369572/Uh-oh-Newlywed-quarterback-RG-III-sexting-scandal-Hooters-waitress-claims-sent-incriminating-texts--wedding-night.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: reese125 on July 21, 2013, 08:10:43 PM
no way RGIII would that-- he's such a nice guy and would never fool around.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: phattymatty on July 24, 2013, 03:54:29 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/doctors-clear-rgiiis-knee-for-light-tearing,33234/
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on July 25, 2013, 07:50:18 PM
Quote
Washington WR Pierre Garçon commented to reporters that he thought "the taterskins' offense could be the best ever in the NFL". Thoughts?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 25, 2013, 07:55:43 PM
lol
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 26, 2013, 09:29:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vndh77xCXzY
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on July 26, 2013, 10:05:55 AM
Wow is the only word that comes to mind.

Well, that and...

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 26, 2013, 12:09:28 PM
I hope Danny Boy catches wind of this and sends her an autographed picture of his scrote. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 26, 2013, 01:08:43 PM
keenan robinson, torn pec, done. again.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2013, 06:52:10 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 26, 2013, 09:29:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vndh77xCXzY

That is hilarious. And disturbing.

Off to ES I go...
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2013, 06:53:35 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on July 26, 2013, 01:08:43 PM
keenan robinson, torn pec, done. again.

Along with Adam Carriker having surgery, Rob Jackson suspended four games and now Jarvis Jenkins got popped for four too.

They're bringing in Joe Mays for a visit.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 26, 2013, 07:02:35 PM
Great Skins camp so far.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Zanshin on July 27, 2013, 10:30:36 PM
They've been down and out for a long time, but now that they've finally bounced back even a tiny bit, the Skins fans are among the most prominent douchebag fans I've come across in years. More annoying than Dallas fans, and that's an accomplishment.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 27, 2013, 10:39:30 PM
fans in all of sports and have been for 20 years
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Zanshin on July 27, 2013, 10:50:18 PM
You live down there, right? Different perspective. They douchebaggery has spread dramatically. I hate trash talk, in general, but their brand is particularly punchworthy.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 27, 2013, 11:16:31 PM
im more Baltimore but you don't have to be in dc for more than 10 minutes to see that skins fans are the cream of the crop when it comes to worst fandom
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 27, 2013, 11:18:43 PM
The fact that "fandom" is even a word is an outright embarrassment to the human race.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 28, 2013, 08:57:51 AM


meanwhile, hail!
Quote
When you include violations of the substance abuse policy [with PEDs], the taterskins have had eight players suspended by the league since the beginning of the 2011 season.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on July 28, 2013, 09:01:34 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 26, 2013, 09:29:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vndh77xCXzY

That train wreck in Spain got nothing on her.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on July 28, 2013, 10:05:09 AM
Taking a day off from work:  $100

Getting all gussied up by buying a new taterskins outfit to celebrate your favorite team's training camp opening: $200

Having a mental break because someone wouldn't sign your shirt?  Priceless.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 28, 2013, 10:45:32 AM
putting it on the internet:  ??????
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 28, 2013, 12:15:35 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 28, 2013, 10:45:32 AM
putting it on the internet:  ??????

She obviously did this hoping that it would catch someone's attention in the taterskins front office so that they'd invite her back as their guest of honor and shower her with autographs, jerseys, season tickets, and a gang bang in the locker room.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on August 03, 2013, 03:21:06 PM
the legend of gus frerotte is on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiaPW1hxnjU
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 05, 2013, 11:58:12 AM
QuoteThe NFL Makes a Fortune on Racist Language
NFL fans slamming Riley Cooper (who deserves to be slammed) are hypocrites.
By Michael Bradley
August 5, 2013

Riley Cooper is an idiot. His hateful performance at a country concert was hurtful and could still spell the end of his time with the Eagles. His journey back to credibility with his teammates makes a Schuylkill traffic jam look like 200 miles of open South Dakota highway and may never lead to redemption. All of this has been discussed and dissected. Cooper is in counseling, and football returns to Philadelphia Friday, offering a needed respite from the ugly incident.

But there is a larger issue here that hasn't been addressed, and it's time to hold some people accountable.

Plainly put, anybody in the media or the NFL world who has expressed outrage and disgust over Cooper's rant and still uses the racist nickname of the Washington franchise should be disqualified from the discussion.

This is not negotiable. The league persists in degrading Native Americans with a hurtful appellation, all in the name of commerce, and those who continue to refer to Washington by a word that burns a sector of our country with white-hot intensity are complicit in the racism. People who claim that those offended are merely succumbing to political correctness should read the stories of Native Americans who were slurred with the word as they were forced into a crippling poverty that persists today. In some Native American communities, like the Blackfoot Reservation in Montana, the annual unemployment rate tops 60 percent.

If you think using a derogatory word as a sports team's nickname doesn't perpetuate a stereotype, then you are kidding yourself and listening to those who say Native Americans should relax and stop being so politically correct. Giving out trophies to Little Leaguers for trying is politically correct. Ceasing the use of a racist term that has been used for decades is the right thing to do.

Of course Washington owner Danny Snyder and NFL commissioner Roger Goodell are marching arm-and-arm on this one, each beholden to the almighty buck. Snyder has said the franchise will NEVER (his capital letters) change its name. Goodell backed him up, bottom line in mind. It's funny that someone who is so tough on the players is such a pushover for the owners. Oh, right, the players don't pay his salary, which was reported to be $29.5 million in 2011. At that rate, a new expansion team could be called just about any racial or ethnic slur, and Goodell would rubber-stamp it, so long as the franchise's brand was strong.

It's time for the same media outlets that have decried Cooper's actions to show some fortitude. Stop using the Washington team's nickname. Stop perpetuating a racist term. Stop glorifying the NFL for your own profit to the point that it doesn't matter whether you carry headlines that belittle a group of people. If Snyder were to lose his willing promotional partners, he might stop making all-caps proclamations regarding his future actions and change. So what if it is based solely on a shrunken bottom line? It doesn't matter how it happens, so long as it occurs.

The video containing Cooper's remark created a legitimate sense of indignation among African-Americans, from the Eagles locker room to the furthest reaches of America. There have been newspaper columns about the need for serious discussion about race and TV commentary about how racism remains alive in this country. Cooper's hateful performance has no doubt triggered countless discussions about how words can wound and denigrate. Those are all good things.

Now, it's time to broaden the discussion. It's time for the people who have expressed anger over the incident to look at what happens when a Native American sees the Washington name in print or hears it being said on TV as if it were a benign designation. There are precious few Native Americans in the NFL — Rams QB Sam Bradford is the highest-profile player — so when the offensive word is used, there is no outcry in most locker rooms. The 2010 census revealed Native Americans comprise 1.2% of the population. That's not a strong lobby and certainly not powerful enough to take on the NFL.

It's uncertain whether the Cooper incident will have a long-term effect on the Eagles. The locker room is in a huge state of flux right now, and given the remarks of some players in the last week, it's unlikely this will end quickly. The good news is that there is a football game on Friday night, and we will be able to speak about something besides the Cooper debacle.

The Washington mess, however, isn't going away. That's a good thing. It's time for external pressure to make Snyder and Goodell rethink their institutional racist stances and change things. From now on, the media needs to eschew the use of the term. Show some spine. Take the stand. Do it right.

Then, we'll take on the Cleveland You-know-whos of the MLB.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: shorebird on August 07, 2013, 07:17:38 AM
Interesting. The HFL. Hypocrite Football League.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on August 08, 2013, 07:51:09 PM
http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2013/08/08/magazine-bans-taterskins-name-is-it-time-for-a-change/
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 08, 2013, 08:25:51 PM
I was watching the segment about 20 minutes ago and they had this one guy on who actually made the 'where does it stop' analogy and he brought up the ny jets saying should we then change their name cause jets pollute
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 12, 2013, 06:13:54 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-taterskins-name-only-offensive-if-you-think-a,33449/?ref=auto
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on August 12, 2013, 08:23:36 PM
QuoteAdam Schefter
taterskins HC Mike Shanahan in RGIII: "Without a setback, I believe he will be ready for the first game (vs. Philadelphia)."
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on August 12, 2013, 08:26:14 PM
Did those iceholes not replace their setback this offseason?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 08, 2013, 12:04:22 PM
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-washington-taterskins-1257835174

awesome installment here
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 08, 2013, 06:04:36 PM
http://es.taterskins.com/topic/370534-eagles-forum-wants-to-take-out-rgiiis-knee-classy/

QuoteConversely, with the love that this team has for Robert, I think that a lot of guys would do anything to protect him.  There would certainly be a hat passed around to cover any fines for getting a revenge shot in, and opposing teams know that.

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 08, 2013, 06:10:37 PM
the post the guy references is a single post on philly.com....its not an eagle forum and it was one person....altho i agree with him
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: phattymatty on September 08, 2013, 06:11:11 PM
ha...watch the video half way down the page...specifically the 21 second mark.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 08, 2013, 06:15:36 PM
that girl pissing validly turned me on
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 08, 2013, 06:23:21 PM
lol and of course it had the DH pic in there...
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on September 08, 2013, 08:27:53 PM
if rg3 dies how is not the greatest thing to happen to the eagles since they traded mcnabb?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on September 08, 2013, 08:47:46 PM
I usually don't root for injury but farg it, I hope he blows his knee out again. No matter how it happens the fanbase would blame the skins management for bringing him back too fast.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Don Ho on September 08, 2013, 09:34:32 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 08, 2013, 06:15:36 PM
that girl pissing validly turned me on

Me too.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 09, 2013, 10:17:27 AM
QuoteThe boycott of the Washington taterskins nickname is growing.  At first it was the Washington City Paper.  Then non-sports outlets like Mother Jones and Slate.  Now, a pair of the nation's most read and most influential sportswriters are banishing "taterskins" from their writing.

First, SI's Peter King announced in a column that he was choosing to move forward without the nickname.  (It was earlier insinuated by MMQB writer Robert Klemko that the website as a whole would not use the "taterskins" nickname but King said it will be up to each individual staffer.)

Second, and just as significant, Grantland emperor Bill Simmons is also jettisoning the Washington taterskins in favor of the "Washington D.C.'s."  There was no announcement or explanation from Simmons.

This is no longer just a grass roots movement or something that can be brushed aside by Dan Snyder or taterskins fans as the PC police run amok.  This movement has now firmly taken hold in the mainstream sporting culture.  That one of America's top football writers (King) and America's most influential sports personalities (Simmons) would make this decision will prove to be a seminal moment.

King and Simmons have over 3 million Twitter followers between them.  Now that they've taken this step, many others currently on the fence will feel comfortable following suit.  This initiative isn't slowing down anytime soon.  More and more sportswriters around America will refuse to use the taterskins nickname as the season progresses now that King and Simmons are on board.  What happens when other ESPN, or SI, or Fox personalities make the same decision?  What happens when a SportsCenter anchor refuses to say "taterskins" during an NFL highlight?  It's inevitable.  Once a critical mass is reached, Roger Goodell will step in and say enough is enough and the "taterskins" will be no more.

The decision by King and Simmons makes it clear - we're in the final days of the Washington taterskins as we know it.  The change will happen, it's just a matter of when the resistance decides to stop fighting a losing battle.  As "taterskins" gradually disappears from the mainstream sporting culture, sooner or later the nickname won't be worth the negativity attached to it.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on September 09, 2013, 10:55:48 AM
QuoteWhat happens when other ESPN, or SI, or Fox personalities make the same decision?

The NFL and/or taterskins make a few phone calls and the personalities get disciplined?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 09, 2013, 11:08:27 PM
http://es.taterskins.com/topic/370721-embarrased-by-taterskins-fan-tonight/

QuoteAnd for the fans that were booing tonight, you should be ashamed of yourself.  Whoever you are, you don't deserve a Robert Griffin the Third.

bwahahah

QuoteBooing at the half.



That was embarrassing and disgraceful.



You DON'T boo or abuse when the games going on. It's completely and utterly asinine and self defeating. And anyone that did, or comes out with some trumped up excuse that 'they deserved it/ I paid my hard earned bucks so I have a right to do what I want' et all should be thoroughly ashamed. Sit on your hands. Kick your seat. ANYTHING but give the players ****. How anyone thinks that is going to help and inspire them is beyond me. Let them know at the end if they deserve it by all means. But NOT during the game.



A LOT of our fanbase need educating on just what being a supporter is all about. Key's in the first 7 letters.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on September 09, 2013, 11:09:39 PM
was that hahafunnyhaha?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 09, 2013, 11:14:44 PM
Could have been Meast4Ever. I liked him.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: BigEd76 on September 09, 2013, 11:16:54 PM
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18zoerbbs94mcgif/ku-xlarge.gif)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: phattymatty on September 09, 2013, 11:17:06 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my boy who owns an eagles bar in dc was about 50-50 eagles skins fans tonight. i'm normally not that guy but i was crazy obnoxious tonight. i regret nothing.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: BigEd76 on September 09, 2013, 11:18:25 PM
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18zoe1vtn2ljngif/ku-xlarge.gif)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: phattymatty on September 09, 2013, 11:22:06 PM
wait did you not watch the game.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 09, 2013, 11:23:24 PM
Guy on ES asking a mod to pass this along to be read to the team

QuoteHey mods...
If any of you have an in to the Inner Circle... Pass this along for me.

Hey team, Hawgboy here.
Just want to say that while tonight's loss may sting.
You NEVER quit! You came up short but you battled
Until the end and that's all I can ask. Robert, you weren't at your best
Tonight, but by the end, you and the rest of the showed pride.
I'm proud to be a Skins fan. We'll lick em next week.
hawgboy

lololol....
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Munson on September 09, 2013, 11:24:19 PM
Is that like their version of Tyler craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: phattymatty on September 10, 2013, 12:07:23 AM
rgknee said "we had a serious case of the can't get rights"

what a farging cornball

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on September 10, 2013, 12:28:00 AM
he married a white woman and votes republican

NOW DO YOU SEE
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on September 10, 2013, 12:35:22 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 09, 2013, 11:23:24 PM
Guy on ES asking a mod to pass this along to be read to the team

QuoteHey mods...
If any of you have an in to the Inner Circle... Pass this along for me.

Hey team, Hawgboy here.
Just want to say that while tonight's loss may sting.
You NEVER quit! You came up short but you battled
Until the end and that's all I can ask. Robert, you weren't at your best
Tonight, but by the end, you and the rest of the showed pride.
I'm proud to be a Skins fan. We'll lick em next week.
hawgboy

lololol....

LMAO he thinks that will get read to the team.
And they will weep.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: hbionic on September 10, 2013, 12:49:41 AM


Quote from: ice grillin youThe taterskins fans are incredible.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on September 10, 2013, 02:08:39 AM
I'm changing my name to Hawgboy. My real name, not my username.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: methdeez on September 10, 2013, 02:18:42 AM
Wait, they're supposed to be different?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SunMo on September 10, 2013, 07:31:21 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on September 10, 2013, 12:07:23 AM
rgknee said "we had a serious case of the can't get rights"

what a farging cornball



the absolute worst was pregame when lisa salters asked him his emotions and he started quoting will smith in Hitch. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 10, 2013, 10:37:46 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 09, 2013, 11:23:24 PM
Hey team, Hawgboy here.


that might be the funniest thing i have ever read
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on September 10, 2013, 01:11:02 PM
Quote from: SunMo on September 10, 2013, 07:31:21 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on September 10, 2013, 12:07:23 AM
rgknee said "we had a serious case of the can't get rights"

what a farging cornball



the absolute worst was pregame when lisa salters asked him his emotions and he started quoting will smith in Hitch.

Did he really? 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SunMo on September 10, 2013, 01:17:15 PM
http://fansided.com/2013/09/09/robert-griffin-iii-says-felt-like-will-smith-hitch/
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on September 10, 2013, 01:27:29 PM
Oh man.  That's amazing.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 12, 2013, 09:27:18 PM
Goodell starting to see the writing on the wall. (http://news.yahoo.com/goodell-nfl-listen-taterskins-protests-105620477.html)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: rjs246 on September 12, 2013, 09:53:35 PM
In addition to being a simple matter of right and wrong, I take so much farging pleasure in the fact that its the goddamned motherfarging Washington taterskins that are the focus of this shteinstorm. All of my lifelong hatred for that organization has nothing to do with race issues or politics. It was all proximity. But wow, I couldn't be more pleased with the embarrassment that this causes. So farging good.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 13, 2013, 12:14:05 AM
olbermann doing a segment tonight with tony bruno where they are going hard at the racists
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 13, 2013, 01:04:11 AM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/09/10/taterskins-fan-turns-bottle-into-weapon/

Eagles fans are so bad!

Oh wait...this was a Skins fan making weapons.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on September 13, 2013, 02:58:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXsfcVvZbXE
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SunMo on September 13, 2013, 08:50:13 AM
3:25 to 4:20 is about as good as it gets in destroying a bullshtein witness

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 15, 2013, 02:32:33 PM
Pointing --- laughing

BTW Meriweather knocked out Eddie Lacy with a head shot (one of my FFL backs)...and then tries to square James Starks up and gets knocked out himself. Some more pointing and laughing
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 16, 2013, 08:49:49 AM
The whole thing was great, but 7:02 - 7:09 = legitimate lol
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 23, 2013, 08:11:05 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/09/23/rg3-blames-stupid-rule-for-his-fumble-it-just-sucks/

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: BigEd76 on September 24, 2013, 05:12:44 PM
Fred Smoot calls RG3 a brat, Shanahan "Red Lobster" (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/09/23/fred-smoot-calls-rgiii-a-brat-and-shanahan-red-lobster/?wprss=rss_taterskins-page-shell&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&clsrd)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 26, 2013, 12:29:25 PM
First black player for the professional football team from Wash DC believes he was cut for farging a white chick. (http://deadspin.com/was-an-nfl-racial-pioneer-cut-for-being-caught-with-a-w-1400333153?)

I hope that this team never changes their name and maintains their place on the wrong side of history forever. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: BigEd76 on September 26, 2013, 07:19:07 PM
sign at CVS (http://1o983vok8t81oeev33de64c8nq.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-26-at-4.00.28-PM.png)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 08:30:18 PM
http://instagram.com/p/e3SjEKQV5D/#

QuoteDan Steinberg ‏@dcsportsbog 19m

After RGIII's presser, some rando dude thanked him on behalf of taterskins fans "for letting us be happy."
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:35:32 PM
it crazy to think but wash is going to win the division again
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:35:32 PM
it crazy to think but wash is going to win the division again

:-D
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on September 29, 2013, 08:37:39 PM
The atmosphere at FedEx field is too intimidating for opposing teams
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:38:51 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:35:32 PM
it crazy to think but wash is going to win the division again

:-D

$25

??
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on September 29, 2013, 08:42:09 PM
jesus look at this troll

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:44:57 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 29, 2013, 08:42:09 PM
jesus look at this troll

not sure how you can troll when real chedder is offered up

you want a piece of the action?

i doubt it
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 08:51:12 PM
$50
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on September 29, 2013, 08:52:24 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:38:51 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:35:32 PM
it crazy to think but wash is going to win the division again

:-D

$25

??

Can I get in on $25?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:53:39 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 08:51:12 PM
$50

you get 50 if dallas wins I get 75 if the skins win
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:54:52 PM
Quote from: SD on September 29, 2013, 08:52:24 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:38:51 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:35:32 PM
it crazy to think but wash is going to win the division again

:-D

$25

??

Can I get in on $25?

yup
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on September 29, 2013, 08:58:05 PM
i get the field you get the skins? 25?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 09:06:46 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:53:39 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 08:51:12 PM
$50

you get 50 if dallas wins I get 75 if the skins win

Haha...you know what? I shouldn't give you some crummy odds like that but I will.

I get $50 if anyone but Wash wins
You get $75 if the Skins win
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 09:15:55 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 09:06:46 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:53:39 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 08:51:12 PM
$50

you get 50 if dallas wins I get 75 if the skins win

Haha...you know what? I shouldn't give you some crummy odds like that but I will.

I get $50 if anyone but Wash wins
You get $75 if the Skins win

the odds are completely fair because dallas has a lead right now
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Tomahawk on October 05, 2013, 03:06:59 PM
Obama isn't a racist (http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/10/5/4805890/president-obama-washington-taterskins-name-change)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 10, 2013, 11:01:11 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/09/us/washington-taterskins-name/index.html

Quote"When I consider the Washington taterskins name, I think of what it stands for. I think of the Washington taterskins traditions and pride I want to share with my three children, just as my father shared with me -- and just as you have shared with your family and friends," Snyder said.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SunMo on October 10, 2013, 05:00:48 PM
http://deadspin.com/rick-reillys-american-indian-father-in-law-says-reilly-1443599450?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Rick Reily came out last month and defended the name "taterskins" based on a conversation with his father in law.  Except for the fact that he took his quotes out of context and the father in law is pissed.

QuoteSo you can imagine my dismay when I saw my name and words used to defend the racist Washington taterskins name. My son-in-law, ESPN's Rick Reilly, completely misunderstood the conversation we had, quoting me as saying "the whole issue is so silly. The name just doesn't bother me much. It's an issue that shouldn't be an issue, not with all the problems we've got in this country."

But that's not what I said.

What I actually said is that "it's silly in this day and age that this should even be a battle — if the name offends someone, change it." He failed to include my comments that the term "taterskins" demeans Indians, and historically is insulting and offensive, and that I firmly believe the Washington taterskins should change their name.

When Rick's article came out, it upset me to be portrayed as an "Uncle Tom" in support of this racial slur. I asked him to correct the record. He has not, so I must do it myself.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 10, 2013, 05:32:55 PM
Wow.  Pretty farged up that Reilly wouldn't even retract and/or correct his story.  But Reilly is a douche so I'm really not surprised.   
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on October 10, 2013, 06:02:21 PM
I wonder why Reilly hasn't retracted the story or at least clarified the mistake?

Oh, that's right... he's a colossal icehole.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 10, 2013, 06:23:52 PM
Man he's really an icehole.

That along with the whole "GIVE ME CREDIT" about whatever players injury (Roethlisberger?) last year...total dick
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 10, 2013, 06:34:43 PM
I don't get what his dog in the fight is...why is he so opposed to the taterskins changing their name that he would write a bogus story
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 10, 2013, 07:09:00 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 10, 2013, 06:34:43 PM
I don't get what his dog in the fight is...why is he so opposed to the taterskins changing their name that he would write a bogus story

I've come up with a few possible reasons off the top of my head. 

A.  Because he's largely irrelevant and there's not much that's going to draw attention to yourself more than publicly supporting a racial slur.

2.  He's doing it simply for the sake of being contrarian. 

D.  All of the above. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on October 10, 2013, 07:37:12 PM
He's angling for a Fox News gig, obviously.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on October 11, 2013, 02:51:46 AM
hes also just a terrible person and by and large their actions are unexplainable 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2013, 09:40:34 PM
QuoteI wonder if the NFL is screwing over the Skins to "encourage" them to change the name and not cause the league trouble

QuoteAll of this crap has to be related to the name change.   I'm getting sick of political agendas on something that is supposed to be for entertainment.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 13, 2013, 11:29:21 PM
multiple people calling Mr Griffin "RG ME" and a diva on good ol ES.

haha
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 13, 2013, 11:41:33 PM
haha, honestly he really reminds me of Durnaven
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 14, 2013, 01:57:19 AM
if you think hes the bedwetter than you are as homer as it gets (other than j)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on October 14, 2013, 02:41:44 AM
hes corny like mcnabb but thats about it
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SunMo on October 17, 2013, 01:05:02 PM
NY Daily News today

(http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/NaziSkins.jpg)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on October 17, 2013, 01:43:22 PM
After 81 years of controversy and embarrassment, the Washington taterskins have agreed to change their name. They will be dropping 'Washington' from their team name and will now solely be known as the 'taterskins'.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on October 17, 2013, 06:45:06 PM
the straight outta compton cover is an all timer


http://deadspin.com/taterskins-a-natives-guide-to-debating-an-inglorious-1445909360
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 24, 2013, 06:54:58 AM
Great article overall.  I completely disagree with the notion that a group of people can "own" a word and do with it as they wish, but that's far from the real issue or even the real point of the article. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 30, 2013, 07:41:03 PM
http://m.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/10/30/haynesworth-says-cooley-sounds-as-stupid-as-he-looks/

lol
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 07, 2013, 11:32:29 PM
lead in on the top news station in dc is the protest in minnesota over the taterskins name....not the game....i LOVE it...uncle mo is on the good guys side
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 07, 2013, 11:33:41 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 09:15:55 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 09:06:46 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:53:39 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 08:51:12 PM
$50

you get 50 if dallas wins I get 75 if the skins win

Haha...you know what? I shouldn't give you some crummy odds like that but I will.

I get $50 if anyone but Wash wins
You get $75 if the Skins win

the odds are completely fair because dallas has a lead right now

lookin' good  :deion
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 07, 2013, 11:36:52 PM
QuoteThanks refs.  I hope you enjoy your envelopes of cash.



What a joke.  I was going to buy a new Almo jersey if we won this game but Im done giving the NFL ANY OF MY MONEY ANYMORE.



IT IS RIGGED and I hope this game opens a lot of eyes.  Good night all.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 07, 2013, 11:41:50 PM
QuoteI have honestly never seen a hold as blatant as the one on Reed at the goal line.  Never,  He held him 3 times.  Even the idiot announcers were amazed.



I'm sorry but there is an agenda here.



2 games now and not a single holding call.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 07, 2013, 11:43:37 PM
QuoteIt is rigged.  I think it did open a lot of eyes tonight.  Even my brother, who doesn't really care too much about football noticed it, especially the time when the ref spotted the ball, then looked up at the chains and picked the ball up to spot it at the 1st down.  The fix is obviously in.  You'll have some say "that's loser talk" and that kind of noise, but that kind of talk is why the NFL gets away with rigging games.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 07, 2013, 11:48:56 PM
This is the perfect one to end the night of reading ES...

QuoteIf it was one game that's one thing.  We get screwed on calls EVERY WEEK.  Rinse and repeat.  Remember the Cowboys butt punt for example?  Yeah that's when I knew the name change political crap was creeping into the games.  Goodell is a NYC liberal, Snyder is a conservative and has disobeyed His Holyness The Commissioner and that will not be tolerated.  Goodell = Bloomberg    Politics has creeped into the games and the refs know who butters their bread.  That new union deal last year meant the refs sold their souls.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 07, 2013, 11:53:16 PM
I lied...one more

QuoteDon't forget the Indian curse that **** Suzan Harejo and the Oneida Nation put on us...and all of them being allowed to congregate and protest outside the stadium.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 08, 2013, 12:02:40 AM
as amazing as ever
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on November 08, 2013, 05:06:29 AM
Reading ES is like reading a Fox News message board.   
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Diomedes on November 08, 2013, 05:58:28 AM
I find that all football messageboards except this one are like that. 

Turns out that football fans are rank idiots.  Shocking.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 08, 2013, 10:43:05 AM
It turns out most people online are idiots, except for me somehow. I never seem to be wrong about anything.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on November 09, 2013, 06:20:41 AM
(http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/11/fakepunt.gif)

Doh.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on November 19, 2013, 11:03:09 AM
Quote
Dear RG3... an open letter and tough love from a fan.

This is really tough for me to write because I truly am a huge fan. I honestly believe that you have all the tools to be the best ever. As someone who was born in Japan to a military family myself, I kind of view you as a brother because of that shared experience.  And it's with that in mind... with all due respect and love that I say....

SHUT THE HELL UP. Seriously dude, it's time to shut up and look in the mirror.

When you were drafted you were quick to tell everyone who would listen that you were NOT just a running QB. What happened to that dude? Because somewhere along the way you started playing like you were looking for a good ESPN highlight reel, threw caution to the wind, and eventually hurt yourself. Then when you re-injured yourself, you hid the truth from the coaches and eventually did even worse damage to yourself and the team. Did you look in the mirror? NO. You blamed everyone else for your bad decisions.

Then this year, we all heard you complain that Shanahan was holding you back. You were ready.... Operation patience.... Cough, cough.... Bull****. You were horrible. You clearly spent the offseason focused on rehabbing the knee which was not strong enough for you to play well. And you clearly used time on your knee, that could have been used in the film room learning to better read defenses an master the nuances of being an NFL QB (more on this soon). It's understandable that classroom study suffered while you were working so hard on your knee... it really is... right up until you open your mouth and complain how someone else is holding you back when as we all have seen, you were not. You can start your mental rehab now by saying it out loud. "I was wrong" I wasn't as ready as I thought I was.". It's OK. We will forgive you.

But here's where I'm starting to get really disappointed... After the Eagles game you said: "Obviously, we were able to run the ball effectively, but in the passing game; they kind of had us. They kind of knew what was coming before it was coming and like I said, that is disheartening." Really? We did all right with the run but "they kind of knew what was coming" with the pass. Gosh... You mean it wasn't all of our play calling that we got out coached on. JUST THE PART THAT YOU WERE RUNNING.

Here's a thought... Maybe... just maybe... YOU WERE TELEGRAPHING YOUR THROWS. Why do you think it is you keep getting balls batted back at you? Because D linemen have figured out that you are staring down your receivers.

Fortunately this is an easy thing to fix with a little practice. Just look the defense off and mess with their minds. I know you can do it. You damn sure are smart enough. The only real question at this time is can you squash your ego, and look in the mirror. Or are you going to blame everyone else and waste the god given talent you have by not being critical enough of yourself to identify the things you need to improve.

One final tip... If you want to be the best, then pattern yourself after the best. You should be studying Payton Manning. If you can get anywhere near as good as him at manipulating defenses and picking them apart through the air, your natural athletic ability would make you unstoppable. And It wouldn't hurt to take notes when he speaks as well. No one says you can't be yourself. Just turn down the volume a little and let your play speak for itself. In the long run, you will be just fine.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 19, 2013, 11:38:42 AM
lololol...beautiful
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 19, 2013, 11:49:34 AM
Saw Jurgenson was lobbying for Cousins to come into the game sunday. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on November 19, 2013, 12:08:03 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on November 19, 2013, 11:49:34 AM
Saw Jurgenson was lobbying for Cousins to come into the game sunday.

Yup. Funny stuff. Usually Jurgenson sounds like he's got water in his head, but he was pretty coherent during it....

Quote
I'm not sure if it was exactly a Cronkite moment, but Robert Griffin III lost Sonny Jurgensen on Sunday. At least twice.

The first time came in the third quarter, when the taterskins trailed 24-0 and had accomplished virtually nothing in their passing game.

"Why not play Cousins?" Jurgensen asked during the taterskins Radio Network broadcast, heard locally on ESPN 980.
"Robert's in the game, he turns, he gives it to Alfred Morris on the run, gains a yard," Larry Michael said. "You're gonna pull the plug already, huh?"
"It's not pulling the plug, it's getting a change," Jurgensen said. "Make a change. Can it be any worse? You get four yards passing in a half? I would look at the other quarterback, see if he can make something happen. It's not the end of the world. They take out pitchers, don't they?"
"They do take out pitchers," Chris Cooley agreed. "Having a bad game, have a seat."
"Having a bad game," Jurgensen continued. "The curveball's not breaking."
On the next drive, RGIII threw a poor screen pass that was nearly intercepted by Fletcher Cox. (It was called an interception on the field, and later reversed.)
"That was a horrible pass," Michael said. "Trying to dump it to Roy Helu, and he threw it right to Fletcher Cox."
"You've got to see Kirk Cousins," Jurgensen said.
"You're about to," Cooley agreed.
"Jeez. Give me a break," Jurgensen sputtered.
"That was just a horrible attempt," Michael said. "He throws it right to the defensive lineman. He wasn't even close to finding the receiver that time."
The interception, of, course, came back, and Griffin soon threw two touchdown passes. But Jurgensen still asked Coach Mike Shanahan after the game whether he had considered making a change.
"Coach did you ever think, when things were going so badly in the passing game, of going with Cousins?" Jurgensen asked during the postgame show.
"No, I really didn't," Shanahan answered. "I thought Robert would get things going again, feel a little bit more comfortable. But when you don't move the ball — sometimes it's a dropped pass, sometimes it might be a protection error, sometimes it may be a misread — but collectively, when you go on the road, you've got to play one of your better games to win. And we didn't do that today."
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: smeags on November 19, 2013, 12:16:25 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on November 19, 2013, 11:03:09 AM
Quote
Dear RG3... an open letter and tough love from a fan.

This is really tough for me to write because I truly am a huge fan. I honestly believe that you have all the tools to be the best ever. As someone who was born in Japan to a military family myself, I kind of view you as a brother because of that shared experience.  And it's with that in mind... with all due respect and love that I say....

SHUT THE HELL UP. Seriously dude, it's time to shut up and look in the mirror.

When you were drafted you were quick to tell everyone who would listen that you were NOT just a running QB. What happened to that dude? Because somewhere along the way you started playing like you were looking for a good ESPN highlight reel, threw caution to the wind, and eventually hurt yourself. Then when you re-injured yourself, you hid the truth from the coaches and eventually did even worse damage to yourself and the team. Did you look in the mirror? NO. You blamed everyone else for your bad decisions.


wait i thought he refused mcnabb's advise on how to handle things ?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 19, 2013, 12:36:30 PM
http://m.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/11/19/insulting-rgiii-license-plate-being-reviewed-by-virginia-dmv/
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 19, 2013, 12:49:26 PM
Quote from: smeags on November 19, 2013, 12:16:25 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on November 19, 2013, 11:03:09 AM
Quote
Dear RG3... an open letter and tough love from a fan.

This is really tough for me to write because I truly am a huge fan. I honestly believe that you have all the tools to be the best ever. As someone who was born in Japan to a military family myself, I kind of view you as a brother because of that shared experience.  And it's with that in mind... with all due respect and love that I say....

SHUT THE HELL UP. Seriously dude, it's time to shut up and look in the mirror.

When you were drafted you were quick to tell everyone who would listen that you were NOT just a running QB. What happened to that dude? Because somewhere along the way you started playing like you were looking for a good ESPN highlight reel, threw caution to the wind, and eventually hurt yourself. Then when you re-injured yourself, you hid the truth from the coaches and eventually did even worse damage to yourself and the team. Did you look in the mirror? NO. You blamed everyone else for your bad decisions.


wait i thought he refused mcnabb's advise on how to handle things ?
I think its funny that as much as RGIII tried to separate himself from '5', he's got the same exact  flaws. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: smeags on November 19, 2013, 12:54:26 PM
Yep ... and i love every second of it.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 19, 2013, 02:37:52 PM
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/11/19/skins-performance-on-the-field-affecting-fans-performance-in-bed/

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: smeags on November 19, 2013, 02:41:39 PM
if thats the case the population around dc shouldve dropped drastically since the mid 80's.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on November 19, 2013, 02:47:09 PM
They are literally the worst people on the planet.   I'll bet that bitch who had his punk ass flag ripped from his hands by Shady filed a police report afterward.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 20, 2013, 08:10:11 AM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10004285/santana-moss-washington-taterskins-wants-robert-griffin-iii-take-more-responsibility

Basically, Stop blaming everyone else BOB
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: smeags on November 20, 2013, 10:16:16 AM
that makes me smile.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 20, 2013, 02:47:14 PM
ummmm no

https://www.livingsocial.com/events/cities/1-washington-d-c/920869-taterskins-ticket-package-sponsor-returns?msdc_id=1-washington-d-c
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: phattymatty on November 20, 2013, 02:56:20 PM
i got this email today. sorry don't know how to make it smaller.

(http://i.imgur.com/0MsviJB.jpg)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: hbionic on November 20, 2013, 03:24:34 PM
That's pretty cool of you, receiving Havas's mail at your house. You're a good pal.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 20, 2013, 07:18:30 PM
(http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-global/dims3/GLOB/resize/550x600/http://www.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/129/416/4/S1294164/slug/l/taterskins-quarterbacks-1.jpg)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 20, 2013, 07:22:35 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/11/19/insulting-rgiii-license-plate-being-reviewed-by-virginia-dmv/?tid=pm_sports_pop
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on November 24, 2013, 12:10:50 PM
QuoteAdam Schefter
If draft were held today, Rams would own the 6th overall pick from Washington via RGIII trade as well as their own 11th overall pick.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 24, 2013, 12:28:45 PM
QuoteAndrew Siciliano ‏@AndrewSiciliano 2h

Our friend @MikeSilver says RGIII asked coaches to stop putting his negative plays on film in front of the team during meetings.

QuoteNFL Media PR ‏@InsideNFLMedia 1h

.@MikeSilver: "Inside the building when you talk to people familiar with this situation they perceive RG3 as kind of insecure."
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 25, 2013, 08:36:25 AM
Holy shtein. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: smeags on November 25, 2013, 09:14:24 AM
rgiii = dmacii
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 25, 2013, 09:19:43 PM
Oh how contrived that was....they honored four Navajo Code Talkers on the field.

And no one cheered.

Props to those guys for their service...sorry you have to be pawns of Lil Danny
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on November 25, 2013, 09:22:42 PM
robert garbage time III with a killer pick, then takes a big hit

i love watching him fail.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 25, 2013, 10:34:58 PM
Griffin got kicked square in the nuts...lol
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 25, 2013, 11:14:40 PM
How bout them taterskins, boys?!
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 25, 2013, 11:37:42 PM
http://deadspin.com/the-taterskins-honor-navajo-code-talkers-still-go-by-re-1471662424?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 25, 2013, 11:51:00 PM
The funniest thing about watching washington get its ass kicked is knowing that usually the consolation for having a shtein year is that at least you have all that anticipation of a high draft pick to look forward to and build with. Pointing and Lol.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 25, 2013, 11:52:18 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 25, 2013, 10:34:58 PM
Griffin got kicked square in the nuts...lol

Yeah, it was one of the Smiths. Looked like he could have made it from 60.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on November 26, 2013, 01:36:24 AM
wait i thought uncle havas said they were going to win the nfc east
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on November 26, 2013, 05:20:27 AM
Quote from: SD on September 29, 2013, 08:52:24 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:38:51 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2013, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 29, 2013, 08:35:32 PM
it crazy to think but wash is going to win the division again

:-D

$25

??

Can I get in on $25?

Ahem...
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 26, 2013, 06:56:57 AM
other than air conditioning reverse psychology is the best invention ever
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 26, 2013, 08:37:31 AM
Mini Mcnabb
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/11/26/rgii-visits-rgiii-in-locker-room-after-loss/
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: BigEd76 on November 26, 2013, 10:21:55 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZ-VJxLCQAAW_o3.jpg)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 26, 2013, 04:50:43 PM
Quote@SI_PeterKing: RT @jasonrmcintyre: RG3 sacked 26 times this yr. @JasonLisk & @mshamburger1 pulled video: His OL has only helped him up 3 times ... Telling.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on November 27, 2013, 03:01:32 AM
give 5 credit at least his teammates tolerated him

the only ones that have utterly destroyed him are all insane people
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on November 27, 2013, 04:05:38 AM
Quote"People are trying to character assassinate me," the man known as RG III said, "and it's unfortunate."

(http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/767909/2f07s79_medium.gif)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: hbionic on November 27, 2013, 05:30:37 AM
Donnie's scaring me.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 27, 2013, 09:02:55 AM
Its still a goddamn shame he had to play for that shteinbag team and wear those awful colors
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 27, 2013, 10:46:44 AM
Right, because he definitely wasn't jerking off over the idea of being traded within the division.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on November 27, 2013, 11:16:35 AM
"Everyone makes mistakes in life...and they made a big one last year"
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 27, 2013, 11:39:48 AM
beat me to it, what a douche

I've seen multiple comments on SI and ESPN of people clamoring for Kirk the God Cousins to get the start.  Some of the taterskins fans are saying that they need to see what Cousins can do since  he may be the better pro.  You gave up 3 first round picks  for RGIII lol
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 27, 2013, 11:43:45 AM
Is Cousins better at getting pounded into the turf? Because that's what they really need at the moment.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: smeags on November 27, 2013, 12:14:28 PM
wait ... i thought rg3 was the best thing to come along in the nfl since the football ?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 27, 2013, 12:15:04 PM
http://thebiglead.com/2013/11/26/robert-griffin-iii-why-are-his-linemen-not-helping-him-up-this-year/
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: smeags on November 27, 2013, 12:28:46 PM
that is awesome.

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: hbionic on November 27, 2013, 02:37:41 PM
Quote from: smeags on November 27, 2013, 12:14:28 PM
wait ... i thought rg3 was the best thing to come along in the nfl since the football ?

Since sliced football.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 27, 2013, 03:13:49 PM
Thin sliced Virginia baked football.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on November 27, 2013, 05:52:09 PM
Fred Smoot is still being abused. I thought it was pretty funny for Steve Smith to trash talk a guy who hasn't even played in four years.

Quote"A guy that I take pride in -- I destroyed his career -- is Fred Smoot," Smith said Wednesday on ESPN's "Mike & Mike" radio show. "He was never the same after. After coming in Bank of America Stadium, things just went downhill (for him) from there."

Smith humiliated the trash-talking Smoot to the tune of a franchise-high 201 yards and a touchdown in a 2005 game in which Smith unveiled his rowboat celebration as a shot at the Vikings' infamous love boat scandal.

"Whatchamacallit was talking to me in the pregame," Smith said about Smoot after the game. "When somebody is banging on your door, I am not going to hide in the corner ... I am going to open it."

Smith quipped that he remembers the game like it was yesterday.

Does Smith's claim of ruining Smoot's career have any merit? The cornerback played well enough in his first four seasons to land a $34 million contract from the Vikings in 2005. A year and a half later, he was unceremoniously dumped, finishing out his NFL career as a coverage liability with the taterskins.

Link (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000288794/article/steve-smith-on-fred-smoot-i-destroyed-his-career)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 28, 2013, 02:01:45 AM
http://es.taterskins.com/topic/374433-sean-taylor-six-years-later-we-still-remember/

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on November 28, 2013, 02:10:22 AM
QuoteNovember 27, 2007.  Darkest day in taterskins history.

1. Sean Taylor's femoral artery
2. Trail of Tears
3. Wounded Knee Massacre
4. Someone threw garbage out a car window in the 70s.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on November 28, 2013, 04:39:15 AM
QuoteExtremeSkins Fan View: Cap Hell Rocks!
By Arthur Mills
ExtremeSkins.com
March 16, 2006

Don't hate us because we're beautiful.

No more blank, wondering stares, confused head scratching, frothing emotional outbursts, conspiracy theories or embarrassing, dismissive references to 2000. The Washington taterskins are the central theme of every NFL team message board out there. Here's a message to you all from all ExtremeSkins fans everywhere.

It's time to embrace the reality of it all. Simply, we're better than you.

That's it. Look no further. We are better than you. We're more fun. It feels better to be us. We've got flair. We're audacious, capricious, bodacious, supercalifragilisticxpalidocious.

Are you finally getting it?

Yes, yes, I know cap hell was supposed to be upon us. I know that's what you've been told. I feel for you, I really do. As you come to realize we're better than you, a second bit of stark reality must also penetrate. We're smarter than them.

Repeat after me.

The Washington taterskins are managed, coached and owned by highly professional people who know more about running a football franchise than ALL the unnamed, anonymous sources any reporter has yanked from the broom closet and quoted.

Don't take my word for it. Take the following words for it.

Brandon Lloyd, Antwaan Randle El, Adam Archuleta, Andre Carter, Todd Collins, Christian Fauria.

The question you all should be asking isn't, "How is all this possible?" No. The question should be, "How didn't we know this was all possible?"

Six years of assurances cap hell was on the way and you still allowed yourself to believe the tripe. Perhaps busting the cap hell myth as it relates to the Washington taterskins is just too painful a thing for media and fans of other teams to do.

Like a child coming to the harsh knowledge Santa doesn't exist, the media and opposing teams' fans are struggling desperately to hang on to the fiction that cap hell is on the way for the taterskins despite--literally--YEARS of demonstrated contrary evidence.

Here's the best part.

You don't have to hate us for what we're doing. You can do it, too.

"The thing I want to emphasize is this: We haven't done one thing that anybody else can't do," Joe Gibbs said after the introductory press conference for Andre Carter. "We have certain rules in the league. Here's the cap, here's the numbers, here's what you can spend, so everybody in the league can do what we're doing, it's just that they choose not to, many of them."

Deep down, this is really the issue, isn't it? You can do it too and you know it, but, your team doesn't do it, so, you have a hard choice. Hate your team, or hate us.

Say you're a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles. You always have all those many millions available, which somehow never seem to get spent. All week you're hearing how you have LeCharles Bentley locked up as your free agent masterstroke to solidify your offensive line.

You are giddy. You're thrilled. You know this is the guy you need. He fills a need and makes it a strength. You're excited about the prospects of adding such a substantial piece. Then, the Cleveland Browns call, offer a few more bucks to Bentley and Bentley winds up in Cleveland leaving you with nothing more than whimpering excuses that Bentley is from Cleveland and always wanted to play there.

Oh, hush.

Antwaan Randle El is from Chicago. He's always wanted to play there. Yet he's playing in D.C. Adam Archuleta admits he adores Lovie Smith after years playing for him with St. Louis and wanted to play with him in Chicago. Yet he's playing in D.C. Andre Carter just had to meet the Broncos because his father played there 12 years and he envisioned being the second generation of his family with the team. Yet he's playing in D.C.

And it's driving you crazy because you were so excited and thrilled about the prospects of adding a good player your management and owner can't figure out how to land while we get EVERY single player we shoot at.

We get to actually live the thrill and giddiness you only get to brush up against. And it's killing you.

Did we pay a premium for generally young players entering their prime with years left to play in the NFL? You bet we did. Kind of like when the Eagles lock up their own young players for a premium before they really emerge on the scene and everyone calls that genius. Think of it like that, only, with the component of actually being smart because an expensive 24-year-old promising receiver suddenly becomes a very cheap 26-year-old receiver when he grabs 80 balls.

See, we already had good players under contract. Now we have more.

As you struggle to find words to describe the coming cap doom heading our way, try to process one final thought. When you have that free agent you need all lined up and you don't get him, well, isn't that really what cap hell feels like?

I wouldn't know, because I don't ever have to feel that way.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 28, 2013, 07:57:42 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 27, 2013, 11:43:45 AM
Is Cousins better at getting pounded into the turf? Because that's what they really need at the moment.

They just like the name Cousins because for them it has the same pleasant connotations as boobies and blowjobs has for us.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on November 28, 2013, 08:01:53 AM
QuoteAfter his team fell to 3-8 on Monday night, Griffin said the frustrating part of that record is that he and his teammates know that they're better than their 3-8 record would suggest.

"Any time you lose in the National Football League, there's going to be criticism and we understand that," Griffin said. "The hardest part of all of this is probably the fact that we know that we're not what our record says we are."

RG has all the hallmarks of a total loser now. All that's missing is a "Team of Destiny" declaration once they have a 4-0 start to a season. He's Donnie light with a sprinkle of Carl and Bonnie Lindross on top. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 28, 2013, 11:05:42 AM
Thank you Todd!

That article is the best ever.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2013, 12:08:20 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 28, 2013, 02:01:45 AM
http://es.taterskins.com/topic/374433-sean-taylor-six-years-later-we-still-remember/



Quote#21's time here was cut too short.

RIP Deion Sanders.

I laughed.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on November 28, 2013, 12:31:59 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 28, 2013, 11:05:42 AM
Thank you Todd!

That article is the best ever.

That article should be post #1 for our yearly laugh at the Skins thread.

A few weeks before Sean Taylor was killed there was a thread on ES about how bad he was in coverage, how he'd bite on play fakes, and how he needs to step up. A few weeks later he gets killed and he's Ronnie Lott.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Gene on November 28, 2013, 12:36:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/inqRmhx.gif)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on December 02, 2013, 10:47:26 AM
If the NFL draft were held today the Rams would have the #2 overall pick courtesy of the Skins.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 02, 2013, 10:56:33 AM
Thats a beautiful thing. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SunMo on December 02, 2013, 11:12:02 AM
it would be epically hilarious if the rams took a qb with that pick that ends up being better than rg3
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 02, 2013, 12:04:12 PM
I missed the end of the game, but any taterskins fan bitching about the call really needs to take a second look at Fred Davis' drop, and Garcon handing the ball off after catching it on 4th down.  Tripplet always has zesty crews, but that happens during games all the time.  It was bad timing as far as the end of the game, but they had the chance to fight thru the call, and failed twice. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 02, 2013, 07:28:56 PM
Oh come on. The fans are right to bitch. Knowing the down could easily affect what plays you run, and the timing couldn't be more critical. I'm enjoying it because it's the Skins, but that is a huge farg up by the officiating crew. It's not an excuse for losing the game, but it was a big, possibly game-changing error, and I would be furious at the officials if that had been the Eagles.

Of course any fan who thinks there is a conspiracy against the taterskins needs to take medication. If there really is an anti-Skins conspiracy, Danny Snyder must be heading it up because their front office is the main thing hurting their team for the last decade.

In other Skins news, I enjoyed the Giants trying to stir up some more anti-RG3 shtein (http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2013/12/the_giants_game_plan_stop_alfred_morris_not_rg3_first.html) in the papers today:

Quote"We thought going into the game the cowbell was Alfred Morris," Giants middle linebacker Jon Beason said. "You look at when he has a big game vs. when he doesn't have a big game, even when RG3 has a big game, they don't do too well. He's the guy that makes them go."

The Giants took the player they consider most integral to Washington's offense and made him a non-factor. Morris had 11 yards on nine carries in the first half. He finished with 26 yards on 11 carries in the contest.

...

"Fortunately for us [Sunday night], we were able to take Alfred out of the game," Giants defensive end Justin Tuck said. "RG hurt us in the first half running the football, but that was design by us to make sure we took Alfred out of the game.

....

Coughlin: "We knew the quarterback was going to keep the ball, but we were more concerned with the run to be honest with you – both runners [Morris and Roy Helu]."
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 03, 2013, 07:22:10 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 02, 2013, 07:28:56 PM
Oh come on. The fans are right to bitch. Knowing the down could easily affect what plays you run, and the timing couldn't be more critical. I'm enjoying it because it's the Skins, but that is a huge farg up by the officiating crew. It's not an excuse for losing the game, but it was a big, possibly game-changing error, and I would be furious at the officials if that had been the Eagles.

the game changer was garcon being a little bitch and giving up the ball....if that doesnt happen there isnt even a peep about the ref mix up
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 04, 2013, 03:16:04 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/taterskins-allegedly-view-wjfks-parodies-as-a-personal-foul/2013/12/03/77686ac8-5c6a-11e3-be07-006c776266ed_story.html
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 04, 2013, 03:24:06 PM
I don't see what the problem is, they were clearly done in tribute. I'm 1/16th radio station on my grandmother's side, and I didn't find it offensive.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: smeags on December 04, 2013, 03:34:09 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 07, 2013, 11:36:16 PM
http://m.washingtonpost.com/sports/taterskins/washingtons-super-bowl-drought-the-product-of-karma-or-curse/2013/12/06/a7999ab4-5eae-11e3-bc56-c6ca94801fac_story.html
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 08, 2013, 10:56:42 AM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10101919/mike-shanahan-was-ready-quit-washington-taterskins-2012-season
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2013, 11:51:50 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 08, 2013, 10:56:42 AM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10101919/mike-shanahan-was-ready-quit-washington-taterskins-2012-season

http://es.taterskins.com/topic/374861-espncom-dan-graziano-owner-qb-link-disillusioned-coach/

The Skins and ES are the gift that keeps on giving
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2013, 02:38:17 PM
QuoteHTTR24-7.com ‏@HTTR24_7 9m

Can't make fun of Philly fans anymore..taterskins fans are throwing snowballs at people on the field
Retweeted by Zoo With Roy
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 08, 2013, 02:38:48 PM
Disgraceful.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2013, 02:39:11 PM
QuoteRick Snider ‏@Snide_Remarks 3m

Couple snowballs thrown at taterskins players heading to tunnel at half. Chiefs 38-10.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 08, 2013, 02:44:12 PM
RG3 tried to throw one back, but it was intercepted.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 08, 2013, 02:48:24 PM
Lol
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2013, 05:07:52 PM
The buzzards are circling the carcasses down in Landover....

Speculation that they'll go after Art Briles and that "RGIII will have a voice in the process"

yeah...let the 2nd year kid make the call on a HC
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 08, 2013, 05:48:38 PM
I'm looking forward to the next decade of irrelevance for this team. farg 'em.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 08, 2013, 06:00:39 PM
shanny might be gone tonight


http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000294178/article/dan-snyder-pissed-at-state-of-washington-taterskins
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on December 08, 2013, 06:07:01 PM
at this point arent they going to be stuck hiring art shell? who will work with lil danny
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2013, 06:17:26 PM
He's only going to be able to hire eager low level guys just happy to have a shot ala Jim Zorn or triple baked retreads who just wanna get back in the game as a HC like Romeo Crennel

Either way...best be yes men or else
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 08, 2013, 06:17:58 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ba_MvShCQAAAFYO.jpg)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on December 08, 2013, 06:21:38 PM
i think i see bubba
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 08, 2013, 06:41:04 PM
lol
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2013, 08:34:05 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/is-mike-shanahan-or-daniel-snyder-to-blame-washington-doesnt-deserve-either-of-them/2013/12/08/346ccb90-6068-11e3-8beb-3f9a9942850f_story.html

QuoteWho deserves more blame, Mike Shanahan, the weasel of a coach who defames his enemies, deflects blame and now may duck out of town if he gets the firing he craves? Or Snyder, the man who picked Shanahan, his seventh coach in 14 years, while all around the NFL old hands said, "If this ends badly, those two guys really deserve each other."
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2013, 08:42:39 PM
http://es.taterskins.com/topic/374902-taterskins-nation-we-have-to-show-more-class-snowball-related/

lololol

Quoteudging by most of the posts on this site lately, I say you're wrong.



We ARE snorkeling fans. The only thing that hasn't happened (yet) is that some Skins fan has taken a dump on someone else's car hood. "Some" might say that they are figuratively doing that on this message board!
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 09, 2013, 04:36:52 PM
QuoteDonovan McNabb ‏@donovanjmcnabb 15m

RG3 not mentioned as your starter yet because you have to watch the film? Wow what's really going on in DC? Don't address article either?

My boy 5 has been all over the Shanaclan since he left there. He tried to tell Griffin what was up and Bob didn't wanna hear it.

He's proven right!
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 09, 2013, 04:59:49 PM
And a petty bitch.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on December 09, 2013, 05:56:44 PM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps42ac6241.jpg)

lol
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 09, 2013, 07:02:51 PM
Haha that's funny
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 09, 2013, 08:32:48 PM
Gonna be bummed to see Shanarat go. No matter who they hire, he won't destroy RG like Shanahan would.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SunMo on December 10, 2013, 10:07:49 AM
Don't worry, Danny will never leave and he's ultimately the cause of every issue that team has.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 10, 2013, 11:50:53 AM
True, good point.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 10, 2013, 12:01:09 PM
I keep expecting to see this thread updated that Shanny has been fired, and Art Briles signed to a 10 year deal. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 10, 2013, 08:28:11 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/taterskins-media-partners-get-preferential-treatment-in-covering-the-team/2013/12/06/8362e544-1a32-11e3-8685-5021e0c41964_story.html?hpid=z5
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 10, 2013, 08:56:14 PM
The vultures are circling

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/taterskins/washington-taterskins-are-being-undermined-by-dan-snyders-corrosive-star-culture/2013/12/10/1f1af434-61d4-11e3-94ad-004fefa61ee6_story.html
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 10, 2013, 09:07:48 PM
QuoteIncluding 1999, we've won the division twice, had four playoff runs and won two playoff games.  This is clearly not a great track record but it isn't unmitigated failure either.  At SOME point, people got it together and arguably, Gibbs had a hand in us not being more successful when he was here with HIS QB choices but had Sean not been killed and Gibbs had the heart to continue, we may have been fine in 2008-9 or at least been to the playoffs. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 10, 2013, 09:10:53 PM
lol at "playoff runs"
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 10, 2013, 09:18:43 PM
Montezuma's Playoff Revenge, maybe.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 11, 2013, 07:35:39 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 10, 2013, 08:28:11 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/taterskins-media-partners-get-preferential-treatment-in-covering-the-team/2013/12/06/8362e544-1a32-11e3-8685-5021e0c41964_story.html?hpid=z5
Good read,  It's really like Nazi Germany down there. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on December 11, 2013, 07:40:21 AM
Lunatics
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: smeags on December 11, 2013, 09:20:30 AM
i love it
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Zanshin on December 11, 2013, 09:33:21 AM
...And Cousins gets the start this week. Hahahahahaha.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 11, 2013, 09:59:31 AM
Hahaha....that is awesome.

RGIII is just about dead last year and Rat Face keeps playing him.

He's healthy this year and he benches him.

They have made Bob a pawn in their game...beautiful.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 11, 2013, 10:16:07 AM
that is AWESOME
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 11, 2013, 10:59:00 AM
i hate this because shananhan is finding a way to make lil danni seem like a reasonable person
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 11, 2013, 11:25:46 AM
I think it just shows how bad lil Danni is that he's making Shannahan go to such routes. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 11, 2013, 11:34:11 AM
i dont see it in this case.....its one thing to hate your owner...its another to start using actual players to make points....thats completely unprofessional and doesnt just affect the owner but the rest of the team the fans ect...
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SunMo on December 11, 2013, 11:36:59 AM
damn, he's going to be inactive not even the backup.  they are all saying this is for his health and to avoid injury.  that has to sit well with the rest of the locker room that they get to play out meaningless games and risk injury while the prized qb gets to sit out
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 11, 2013, 11:46:23 AM
From some of the quotes I've seen in the past, the vets like Moss and Fletcher seem to support Shanny, and understand how he coaches.  Guess they're not a fan of coddling.  This all sounds very familiar. 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 11, 2013, 03:04:50 PM
Much as I dislike the taterskins, it would be funny to see them win out with Cousins looking good in the process (not that that's happening).
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 11, 2013, 03:11:37 PM
just beat dallas
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 11, 2013, 03:19:39 PM
That's the big one. Although as I'd said before, given a choice it's hard to decide which I'd rather see - dallas totally implode and lose out, or elimination with a crushing defeat to the Eagles on the last day. That said I never enjoyed a live game more than when the Eagles beat the cowboys in the last game in '08 to eliminate them.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 11, 2013, 03:23:29 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on December 11, 2013, 03:19:39 PM
it's hard to decide which I'd rather see - dallas totally implode and lose out, or elimination with a crushing defeat to the Eagles on the last day.

heart is for the latter but head says leave the points on the board and get an unofficial bye week before the playoffs
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 11, 2013, 03:55:53 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 11, 2013, 03:23:29 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on December 11, 2013, 03:19:39 PM
it's hard to decide which I'd rather see - dallas totally implode and lose out, or elimination with a crushing defeat to the Eagles on the last day.

heart is for the latter but head says leave the points on the board and get an unofficial bye week before the playoffs

This.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 11, 2013, 05:57:20 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 11, 2013, 03:23:29 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on December 11, 2013, 03:19:39 PM
it's hard to decide which I'd rather see - dallas totally implode and lose out, or elimination with a crushing defeat to the Eagles on the last day.

heart is for the latter but head says leave the points on the board and get an unofficial bye week before the playoffs

Agreed.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 11, 2013, 08:34:52 PM
http://es.taterskins.com/topic/374948-if-mike-shanahans-back-next-yeari-may-well-not-benot-on-the-boardsbut-watching-this-team-perioda-lost-fans-plea-among-the-continued-absurdity/

QuoteThe third to last time I cried after a taterskins game was in 2006.  It was after the Eagles away game.  I sat there at the Linc in the rain with my young daughter.  I tried to get ES to join me for a tailgate, but only seven members were willing to drive the two hours north. Seven.  And so I sat there in the rain in the upper deck of the Linc and watched such a miserable and lackluster performance.  That loss finished any chance of a decent season that year.



I walked back to the truck, in the rain, and was belittled and insulted without mercy all the way to my parking spot.  We drove home in the rain.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SunMo on December 11, 2013, 09:04:59 PM
what was the weather that day i wonder
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 11, 2013, 11:05:05 PM
hail.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 12, 2013, 11:37:06 AM
^^lol^^

Also, lol @ "the third to last time I cried."
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Tomahawk on December 12, 2013, 02:09:06 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/12/12/former-shanahan-quarterbacks-pile-on/

Quote"I'm used to this whole deal because, listen, I was benched for Rex Grossman," McNabb said. "And [Shanahan] came out and said [Grossman] gave the team the best chance of winning.  Well, Rex Grossman finished the season 1-2 or 1-3.  I mean, that didn't help nothing.  And so, the whole thing about it is, sometimes you have to look in the mirror and look at yourself.  Stop looking at everybody else.  I don't think that he and Kyle Shanahan can do that."

McNabb would have finished the season 0fer

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 12, 2013, 04:22:44 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10121701/nfl-rg-iii-victim-own-swagger

Whitlock killed it
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 12, 2013, 05:27:15 PM
Reads like any old man story bitching about these kids and their _____.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: hbionic on December 12, 2013, 05:42:19 PM
gay dogs?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 12, 2013, 05:48:36 PM
Sure.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 12, 2013, 06:03:10 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 12, 2013, 04:22:44 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10121701/nfl-rg-iii-victim-own-swagger

Whitlock killed it

I think he makes some good points too, and we've seen this with the Eagles. Randall with his gold tipped shoelaces and proclaiming them a "team of destiny."  Any time you think you are somehow preordained by God to win you are automatically a loser. "Gold Standard," "Dream Team," or "Dynasty." Donnie the victim. Jesus Christ how about shut the farg up until maybe you actually win something first.

I think you have to go back a decade to find a team with me-first players that won a SB ('02 Bucs). Since then the teams that win - NE, NYG, Pit don't tolerate the over the top shtein (or in the case of Pit, they aren't around for long). Ray Lewis is outspoken and a loudmouth but to me he was still is a team first guy with winning > doing commercials and making predictions. By contrast we've got Freddie Mitchel and his "got something for you" to Rodney Harrison, who ended up with more catches than fredex in the SB.

Dawkins had a mantra of "keep it humble." When Namath boldly guaranteed a SB victory it helped immortalize that game. It was iconic and fine that time, but something iconic can't be duplicated. There will never be another Vince Lombadi, no matter how many championships another coach wins. Babe Ruth is Babe Ruth and nobody gives a shtein about Bonds. Now when players call out guys on another team or try to guarantee something the best case scenario that can come out of it is nothing. Guys like RG who become more interested in their own story and celebrity, especially when they're the team leader, usually fall flat on their face. Win something first before thinking about being the next Great One.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 12, 2013, 06:31:20 PM
i live near dc see rg3's every move and i honestly have no idea what on earth whitlock is talking about....i have never heard a single interview with rg3 where he showed even a little bit of swagger....nor have i ever seen him talk shtein on the field....say what you want about his performance this year as its been horrendous but hes never anything but humble...in fact read the piece carefully and try to find one example whitlock gives of rg3 having to much swag....he really doesnt....he just says he does

as for his relationship with lil danni and alienating teammates in the locker room im not sure....that's may be a real problem...but as far as swag goes if anything rg3 doesn't have enough...in fact hes pretty damn passive

basically what has happened imo is that the guy and his coach hate each other....because of the injury he had no offseason workouts to advance his game....he probably came back early and he didn't have his ability to run this year....that's a lethal combination for failure

i think next year a new coach comes in and with a full offseason of getting better you will see a different rg3 and no one will even remember clueless pieces like whitlocks
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on December 12, 2013, 06:37:31 PM
Do you honestly believe the bullshtein you post?   Jesus Christ, man.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 12, 2013, 06:45:27 PM
i challenge anyone and double challenge you to post one single comment by rg3 that shows he has too much swag

im open to change my opinion just show me

rather i think what will happen is that youll freak out because i said something not 100% negative about a team not named the eagles

or if you can get past your tears ask mattys opinion....he lives in dc too....maybe you will believe him

whats funny is that everyone wants to compare him to the bedwetter and his passive aggressiveness....and now hes has too much swag?....you cant have over the top swag and be passive aggressive....pusssssies are passive aggressive

i agree with gf....this was just whitlock being a bitter old man and writing an article about "swag"....deep down its not even really a piece about rg3
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on December 12, 2013, 06:59:59 PM
Quote"It's a tough time, and God's testing me, but I still feel blessed to be in the NFL, to be with the guys in that locker room...try to find ways to make it better."

God is personally testing him.   Personally, man!
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on December 12, 2013, 07:17:43 PM
"the third to last time"   :-D


re: griffin, i don't think i'd say swagger is the right word.  desean = swagger.  steve smith.  colin kaepernick. 

griffin has reminded me, to an extent, of donovan this year.  Blaming others.  Definitely passive aggressive.  He hasn't come across as a natural leader this year but that's a different criticism than saying he's got swag.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on December 12, 2013, 07:27:59 PM
God has plans for him.  Really.  He does.

Jesus. 

Oh, and swagger isn't the correct term.  That would be narcissist.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 12, 2013, 07:44:46 PM
Next week: Has Andrew Luck ingested too much yolo?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2013, 07:52:55 PM
The NFL Network crew, specifically Irvin, just took Shanny to task on this. But he also said, and others agreed, that Bob needed a slice of humble pie.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on December 12, 2013, 08:17:39 PM
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on December 12, 2013, 07:17:43 PM
"the third to last time"   :-D


re: griffin, i don't think i'd say swagger is the right word.  desean = swagger.  steve smith.  colin kaepernick. 

griffin has reminded me, to an extent, of donovan this year.  Blaming others.  Definitely passive aggressive.  He hasn't come across as a natural leader this year but that's a different criticism than saying he's got swag.

This is pretty accurate and I didn't open the article. Swagger is the incorrect term. RG3 needs Danny Boy to coddle him because big mean Coach Shannahan isn't being nice. So he appeals to the owner who hugs him tight and tells him everything is going to be alright. It's a bitch ass move that's even lower than anything Donovan would pull.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2013, 08:32:30 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24373508/snyder-rg3-made-mistakes-but-this-skins-disaster-is-all-shanahans

Well that is a hammer job by LaCanfora. Jeez!

QuoteHere's the thing: Griffin has always been a diva. He was going to bring some unusual family baggage. It was well known in scouting circles at the combine before his draft, chatter about his father being a "tennis dad" and tales of Griffin's mom staying at the team hotel for bowl games and being in meetings. Regardless of how much of it is true, or just the pre-draft fiction that gets concocted every winter, it was all out there, swirling. So if you thought this kid -- already a media darling as a Heisman winner -- was going to be low-maintenance at the next level, you're beyond naive.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2013, 10:30:15 PM
http://es.taterskins.com/topic/375064-i-feel-sorry-for-the-taterskins-fans/

Ummm...who is this farging clown?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 13, 2013, 07:38:35 AM
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on December 12, 2013, 07:17:43 PM
re: griffin, i don't think i'd say swagger is the right word.  desean = swagger.  steve smith.  colin kaepernick. 

griffin has reminded me, to an extent, of donovan this year.  Blaming others.  Definitely passive aggressive.  He hasn't come across as a natural leader this year but that's a different criticism than saying he's got swag.

whitlock basically just wanted to type out the word swag 1400 times
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: phattymatty on December 13, 2013, 11:05:00 AM
igy is 100% right on this one. rg3 is pretty much the opposite of swag. i couldn't get past the 3rd paragraph if that article. as much as i want to guy to be a compete failure he acts like a good dude...in fact a little too nice / corny at times. definitely has mcnabb syndrome.

Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on December 12, 2013, 07:17:43 PM
griffin has reminded me, to an extent, of donovan this year.  Blaming others.  Definitely passive aggressive.  He hasn't come across as a natural leader this year but that's a different criticism than saying he's got swag.

yep. he has the total woe is me attitude except he has it in year two whereas it took donnie about 10 years to reach that level. i think he'll bounce back a bit with a new coach but i'm starting to think he never becomes a consistent top tier QB in the league.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on December 13, 2013, 11:59:29 AM
So the slang usage is the problem here?

He's not a cocky arrogant dickhole?  He's not passive-aggressive Hoyda either?

I'm confused.  And hungry.   I'm thinking crab cakes for lunch, actually.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Don Ho on December 13, 2013, 04:20:02 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2013, 10:30:15 PM
http://es.taterskins.com/topic/375064-i-feel-sorry-for-the-taterskins-fans/

Ummm...who is this farging clown?

That was too funny!   "My dad can beat up your dad!" "Cannot!" "Can!" "Oh yeah?"
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 14, 2013, 12:07:04 AM
Was that really in there?  I read 3 posts, threw up in my mouth, and put on some porn.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on December 14, 2013, 09:02:18 AM
RG III The Will To Win is on ESPN right now.

:-D
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on December 14, 2013, 10:08:45 AM
Serious question:

The Skins come to the Eagles right now and offer RG3 straight up for Foles, do you make that trade?

igy you don't need to answer

I wouldn't.

Russell Wilson, 100% yes.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 14, 2013, 11:21:19 AM
Nope. 

Nickfolean Dynamite>>>>Black Jesus
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 14, 2013, 11:40:17 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 14, 2013, 11:21:19 AM
Nope. 

Nickfolean Dynamite>>>>Black Jesus

Ha! 
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on December 14, 2013, 12:42:12 PM
Nickfolean!    Luv it.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 14, 2013, 02:55:27 PM
homers are dumb
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: phattymatty on December 14, 2013, 03:04:50 PM
i actually think woe is me rg3 is going to eventually be very average but still, yes.

pretty much the perfect qb for chippers offense. not even close, and i like foles.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 14, 2013, 03:09:22 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on December 14, 2013, 03:04:50 PM
pretty much the perfect qb for chippers offense. not even close

YES

can you imagine if he had rg3 to work with.....even if rg3 ends up being just average as you say its worth the upside


also people are forgetting how good he was last year before the injury....in fact I think with all the craziness in dc this year people have even forgotten he blew his knee out less than a year ago
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Dillen on December 14, 2013, 03:38:20 PM
Yep. RG3 still. We let this year color the shtein out of him... but we still talk about how much better this offense would be with a QB whose skillset is what Chip wants. He was the 2nd overall pick for a reason.

The only reason why I could see preferring Foles over him is out of spite because RG3 is so similar to McNabb. I think his personality is the absolute worst and him being like Donovan definitely makes him more unlikeable... but he should be better. Imagine young Donovan who could actually throw. The funny thing is everybody would be on board w/ RG3 if he missed this entire season to recover, but instead see the season that was basically a throwaway for him.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on December 14, 2013, 05:09:28 PM
I'm of the opinion RG3 will still be a very good QB. He's only one year from having major knee surgery. They should have scrapped the running aspect of their offense and let him be a pocket QB. This would have taught him to be a passing QB first. Scripting running plays for a QB who is injury prone is unbelievably stupid. But the red flags are everywhere with the guy. Plus running QBs don't win SBs. Ever. Chip's offensive philosophy is irrelevant since he's running it fine with a 3rd round pick with no mobility. Know who else was supposedly tailor made for Chip's offense? Michael Vick. Offense is running much better under Foles.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 14, 2013, 05:19:36 PM
vick was a brutal fit for his offense....simply being a good runner does not make you a fit for his offense....in his offense you need to make split second decisions post snap and intelligent ones pre snap

neither of which vick is capable of

the irony with vick is that chippers offense doesn't require great accuracy because the system is supposed to get people open....there isnt a lot of five yard slants that require supreme accuracy like there was in andys west coast offense

an immobile qb can definitely run chippers sets but an immobile qb will never take his system to next level status....and as ive said since foles has morphed into a legit qb that is the big question with him....does chip want to settle with nick or does he want the perfect fit
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on December 14, 2013, 05:23:44 PM
I'm 5 Magic Hats in and I'm this close to telling you all how much I love you.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Diomedes on December 14, 2013, 10:44:08 PM
I must have missed the class where they taught what  "chippers offense" is.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on December 15, 2013, 10:37:13 AM
Quote
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet51s
On #taterskins from #NFLGameDay: Kyle Shanahan decided it is no longer worth it to work with his father. Expect him on his own path next year


Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet
2m
On #taterskins, according to a player: When RGIII & Mike Shanahan pass each other in the building, they don't talk, don't say hello #awkward
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on December 15, 2013, 11:15:30 AM
QuoteAdam Schefter
Mike Shanahan will not resign from his job and would like to return to Washington next season as long as he can run team the way he wants.
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Adam Schefter
Mike Shanahan intends to sit down Dan Snyder at end of year to see if they can work out arrangement that works for both sides next season.
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Adam Schefter
taterskins will not attempt to fire Mike Shanahan for cause and withhold $7 million due for 2014. Contract is "ironclad", per legal source.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 15, 2013, 12:51:11 PM
Quotetaterskins will not attempt to fire Mike Shanahan for cause and withhold $7 million due for 2014

Too bad, I was really hoping Al Davis had taken over the mind of Dan Snyder.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 15, 2013, 12:59:54 PM
That's what I want, Shanahan taking up an offer with the Cowboys to spite Snyder for years.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 15, 2013, 02:42:23 PM
cuzzins > foles
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on December 16, 2013, 12:24:39 PM
http://es.taterskins.com/topic/374428-rg3-vs-peyton-manning/

QuoteSince hearing Mike Shanahan's press conference and his comment on other HOF QB's having a harder time than RG3 in their first few years, I decided to compare RG3's stats this year with Peyton Manning's first year. This is a valid comparison because this is technically RG3's first year as a pocket passer.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on December 16, 2013, 12:32:25 PM
Incredible
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 16, 2013, 07:02:09 PM
http://es.taterskins.com/topic/375263-rgiii-cheerleader-at-the-game-yesterday/

QuoteReally likable sideline performance.

This is a true ES thread here. Wonderful.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 16, 2013, 10:03:25 PM
Quote from: SD on December 16, 2013, 12:24:39 PM
http://es.taterskins.com/topic/374428-rg3-vs-peyton-manning/

QuoteSince hearing Mike Shanahan's press conference and his comment on other HOF QB's having a harder time than RG3 in their first few years, I decided to compare RG3's stats this year with Peyton Manning's first year. This is a valid comparison because this is technically RG3's first year as a pocket passer.

I don't read extremeskins very much and every boards has its morons - is this just one of those few idiots or is this actually a typical post?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 16, 2013, 10:26:16 PM
ES has swayed towards the negative as many of the older people who live in internet board infamy for their over the top homerism have moved on...however there are still gems over there.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Munson on December 16, 2013, 10:57:22 PM
Yeah, the over the top taterskins homerism over there really went downhill after IGY stopped posting there.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 17, 2013, 12:15:54 AM
Hahaha
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Eagaholic on December 17, 2013, 01:25:27 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 16, 2013, 10:26:16 PM
ES has swayed towards the negative as many of the older people who live in internet board infamy for their over the top homerism have moved on...however there are still gems over there.

Well, thanks to you guys who import the best of from there so we don't have to go through all the rest of the dross. They still make me laugh. taterskins fans are a breed apart from all other fans. Or an inbreed.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 17, 2013, 08:31:13 PM
RGII has taken over as the biggest pain in the ass helicopter parent

QuoteGriffin's father has increasingly become the kind of nuisance that some people warned NFL executives about before the 2012 draft. In recent weeks, according to two sources close to the situation, the elder Griffin has politicked Snyder to hire Baylor coach Art Briles, who coached the younger Griffin to a Heisman Trophy, to replace Shanahan.

That has come on the heels of the elder Griffin privately second-guessing Shanahan on his play-calling from the playoff game last year when his son suffered a significant knee injury, according to The Washington Post's Mike Wise. One source who has known the Griffin family for at least six years recently compared the elder Griffin to the late Earl Woods, Tiger Woods' father and a man who many believe lived in the reflective glory of his son's accomplishments.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on December 18, 2013, 01:56:47 PM
London Fletcher plans to retire at the end of this season.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 18, 2013, 01:57:31 PM
o/u months before hes diagnosed with cte
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on December 18, 2013, 01:58:35 PM
it would be kharma for kneeing Westbrook in the head
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 20, 2013, 11:17:51 AM
Less than two years ago, the Washington taterskins made a franchise-changing deal when they traded with the St. Louis Rams to get the second-overall pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, selecting Robert Griffin III. To get that pick, the Rams received three first-round picks and a second rounder.

Griffin and the taterskins' performance have been broken down in detail this season. But, in the end, the Rams may have gotten better end of the deal, as they've turned the first three picks into seven players, including three defensive starters, and still have the taterskins 2014 first-round pick in hand.

Here's a look at what each of those picks have become.

2012 First-Round Pick

The Rams didn't trade down far to make the original trade, only moving down from second to sixth. But from there, the sixth pick was again traded down again, this time to the Dallas Cowboys for the 14th-overall pick and a second-round pick.

The 14th pick became defensive tackle Michael Brockers, who has 9.5 sacks in his two NFL seasons. This season, Brockers has started every game, and his 5.5 sacks are tied for seventh among all defensive tackles.

The second-round pick originally received was traded to the Bears for the pick that became Alshon Jeffery. The Rams moved down five spots in the deal, selecting running back Isaiah Pead, who has mostly contributed on special teams this year. St. Louis also picked up a fifth-rounder in the deal, tackle Rokevious Watkins, who was waived after his rookie season.

The Rams actually held on to this pick, and wisely so, as they selected cornerback Janoris Jenkins.

Jenkins has already emerged as one of the top cornerbacks in the NFL, starting all 14 games this season. He has 12 pass breakups this season, which is tied for the fourth-most in the NFL.

2012 Second-Round Pick

The Rams actually held on to this pick, and wisely so, as they selected cornerback Janoris Jenkins.

Jenkins has already emerged as one of the top cornerbacks in the NFL, starting all 14 games this season. He has 12 pass breakups this season, which is tied for the fourth-most in the NFL.

2013 First-Round Pick

The Rams again traded this pick (22nd overall) down, this time to the Falcons, picking up an extra third and sixth-round pick, giving up a seventh-rounder in the deal.

Moving down eight spots in the first round, St. Louis picked LB Alec Ogletree, who has started all 14 games as a rookie. His 102 tackles rank first on the team and T-24th in the NFL. He's tied for 13th in the NFL with nine tackles for loss, and his eight pass breakups are second in the NFL among linebackers.

The third-round pick became wide receiver Stedman Bailey. He only has 10 receptions for 149 yards in his rookie season, but eight of those receptions and 118 of the yards have come in the last three games, both team highs in that span.

The Rams took the sixth-rounder, and packaged it with their existing sixth-rounder to move up to the fifth round to get starting RB Zac Stacy. Stacy's 854 rushing yards this season are second among rookie running backs.

2014 First-Round Pick

The Rams greatest haul in the deal could come in the next draft, as they will receive the taterskins' first-round pick this year, which as of right now, stands as the second-overall pick.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 22, 2013, 06:02:10 PM
http://deadspin.com/skins-fan-in-dallas-sucks-shirt-thrown-down-stairs-1488256975?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on December 22, 2013, 06:18:19 PM
lol at the manning fan.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 22, 2013, 06:37:43 PM
Those awkward edits really make it look like security threw that not drunk guy down the stairs. He definitely wasn't drunk and fell.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: hbionic on December 22, 2013, 06:59:12 PM
He was shoved by a dude in black behind the dude behind the police officer. Either way he got what he deserved...he's a skins fan.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on December 23, 2013, 10:13:18 AM
QuoteAdam Schefter
Based on strength-of-schedule tiebreakers Rams now almost assured of no worse than a top-3 pick from Washington taterskins.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 23, 2013, 11:35:23 PM
Lol.

Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 28, 2013, 11:28:03 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/mike-shanahan-hasnt-solved-washington-taterskins-problems-during-uneven-tenure/2013/12/28/7df92930-6fd5-11e3-a523-fe73f0ff6b8d_story.html

Another takedown of the Skins...
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on December 29, 2013, 01:16:19 AM
like all anonymously sourced stories...some of its true, some its close to true, some of its bs

the definitely true part: mcnabb being a bitch
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 29, 2013, 01:17:38 AM
lol...i didnt read it but i dont have to to know that
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on December 29, 2013, 01:19:06 AM
shanahan jr said something negative about donny during a meeting and donny pulled him aside and told him to never do that again

you dont need even need to source that...its just true
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 29, 2013, 01:20:48 AM
Thats because little Shanny needed to be put in his place

They did the same thing to Bob as they did to McNabb...step outta line with The Shanaclan and they will find a way to sit yo ass down.

McNabb's cardio was bad...lol
Griffin is being protected...lol
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 29, 2013, 01:27:39 AM
bedwetter was a fatty for at least his last two years with the eagles...once he got to a place where he didnt wanna be i cant even imagine how much he blew up
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 29, 2013, 02:34:17 PM
WaPo and ESPN both reporting that Shanahan will be fired.

QuoteIt is unclear whether Shanahan will be fired Sunday night or Monday, according to the sources.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 29, 2013, 02:44:20 PM
Now's Snyder's chance to show everyone how not racist the organization is and hire a Native American coach.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 29, 2013, 02:52:36 PM
It's hard to be more literally red skinned than this:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_94YCFkMaFIM/TI27UrlI10I/AAAAAAAAAp0/uHBJnHaMkOg/s1600/Mike-Shanahan.jpg)
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 29, 2013, 06:09:41 PM
Some DC radio boob is reporting that Cowher is the front runner
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 29, 2013, 06:20:59 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 29, 2013, 06:09:41 PM
Some DC radio boob is reporting that Cowher is the front runner

Cowher is their front runner like Chip is the front runner for the job in Texas
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 29, 2013, 06:22:51 PM
Yeah I seem to recall him speaking out pretty unfavorably of working for an owner like Snyder and Jones.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: shorebird on December 29, 2013, 06:29:28 PM
Coming in late but I have to comment on the RGIII straight up for Foles fantasy, and that's what a trade like that would be, a fantasy.

I'd take RGIII in a heartbeat. Whats farged him up is terrible coaching and a screwed up organization. I said to my buddies when he came into the league that if any team could find a way to farg this up, the taterskins could, and they have. Shanahan left him in last year when he should have had him on the bench, I have to wonder if his injury wasn't compounded by letting him play when he was obviously hurting. Then, they throw him to the wolves to start the season when he'd not played a single snap of preseason ball. He should have been on the bench for  the first five games of the season, at least. That coupled with all the bullshtein being slung by the D.C. media and you have a cluster farg. Imo, Shanahan needs to go and he needs to take his son with him.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on December 30, 2013, 09:40:41 AM
Shannacanned
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: smeags on December 30, 2013, 10:03:17 AM
time for the next retread not to win there.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 30, 2013, 10:20:09 AM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/12/30/the-10-worst-moments-of-the-shanahan-era/

Quote9) The Monday Night Massacre

On the field, one of the lowest moments of the past four years came during the Monday Night Massacre, a 59-28 mauling applied by the Eagles and Michael Vick at FedEx Field. This signified so many touchstones of the Shanahan era: a helpless defense, an embarrassment at home (the taterskins were 2-6 at FedEx Field in three of Shanahan's four seasons), a disaster in primetime (the taterskins went 0-5 in primetime this season), and a bunch of records set, of the wrong sort.

The taterskins allowed 592 yards, the most Philadelphia had ever gained. They allowed 59 points, the most in Monday Night Football history. They gave up 45 points in the first half, tying a franchise record for defensive ineptitude. They gave up 280 yards in the first quarter, the most in NFL history.

"The humiliation for the taterskins' defense was nearly as thorough and complete as any in the 79-year history of the franchise," Barry Svrluga wrote then.

And making it all the more perfect: before the game, the taterskins announced a lengthy and pricey contract extension for Donovan McNabb, whose tenure in D.C. was already nearing its end. "This is what Donovan wanted: to have a long career in Washington and end his career here," his agent said before the blowout.

McNabb would go on to throw three interceptions in the humiliating loss to his former team.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on December 30, 2013, 10:51:09 AM
I forgot about the Haynesworth conditioning test fiasco.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: shorebird on December 30, 2013, 03:11:22 PM
How much is Snyder going to have to kick up to get anyone worth his salt to coach that cluster farg of a organizations team?

Pointing and laughing.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Rome on December 30, 2013, 03:21:17 PM
Cowher worked for literally the greatest owner in the history of sports and he's going to leave a cushy tv gig to work for l'il Danny?

Laughing and pointing and then some more laughing. . .
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SunMo on December 30, 2013, 03:24:08 PM
cowher has been out so long that he's a dinosaur.  no way he can come back and be effective anyway.  that would be such a Danny move.  it's the coaching version of Bruce Smith and Deion Sanders
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: QB Eagles on December 30, 2013, 06:57:21 PM
Quote from: SD on December 30, 2013, 10:51:09 AM
I forgot about the Haynesworth conditioning test fiasco.

That whole Haynesworth experiment was one of my favorite taterskins "oops!" events ever.

http://www.youtube.com/v/XFzp3uHua40?version=3&hl=en_US

Mocking this clownish, racist organization never gets old.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: hbionic on December 30, 2013, 07:16:09 PM
I forgot about that one. Good find.  :-D
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 30, 2013, 08:02:59 PM
http://es.taterskins.com/topic/369932-i-think-we-all-know-a-good-football-team-when-we-see-one/

llllloooooolllllll from August

QuoteAnd this iteration of the Washington taterskins is a good football team. I know it's preseason. I know we have a lot of youngsters. But we are beating every level of every depth chart of every team we have faced thus far.



I don't care if none of the teams were jaugernaughts last season. We have had brain farts and stupid penalty after stupid penalty, and we are still beating the brakes off the teams we have played this preseason.



Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 30, 2013, 09:17:26 PM
Hardcore Zornography. That's as far as I read when I clicked on the link.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: BigEd76 on December 30, 2013, 09:52:50 PM
QuoteFSmoot21SeanT
I just spoke with Greg Williams and he is very interested in the taterskins HeadCoaching job.....I think Greg could help taterskins Nation...
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 30, 2013, 09:58:17 PM
Yes please.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: MDS on December 30, 2013, 10:19:36 PM
can danny just come full circle (sort of) and hire schottenheimer jr?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 30, 2013, 10:22:03 PM
Norv Turner's available.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: EJ72 on December 31, 2013, 04:51:51 AM
I can't point and laugh too hard since we're stuck with the Redheaded Genius for at least one more year and JJ will never stop believing that he's a "football guy". Still, they're probably on of the few teams that has been more pathetic than the Cowboys the last eighteen years.

Should be interesting to see who Danny Boy decides to give the reins to though. He's gone retread, big college name and first HC shot since he bought the team and with what, six coaching vacancies, there will be plenty of competition.



Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 31, 2013, 10:11:58 AM
pat schurmer
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 31, 2013, 11:18:41 AM
Are they interviewing him?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: ice grillin you on December 31, 2013, 11:27:53 AM
no idea.....they arent allowed to until the eagles are out
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 31, 2013, 11:32:35 AM
He's a terrible HC...so they can have him. What does he do here? Other than get paid for holding the OC title?
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: smeags on December 31, 2013, 01:38:20 PM
he makes a mean smoothie.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: General_Failure on December 31, 2013, 01:52:22 PM
If they could get smoothies and a Coaching Angel they'd be unstoppable.
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 31, 2013, 09:45:57 PM
Sean McDermott will interview for the job
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on December 31, 2013, 09:52:27 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 31, 2013, 09:45:57 PM
Sean McDermott will interview for the job

I hope they hire that ginger farg
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 01, 2014, 11:27:56 PM
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Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: SD on January 01, 2014, 11:36:34 PM
He's cornier than Mcnabb
Title: Re: 2013 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 02, 2014, 12:24:44 AM
QuoteWe haven't been the same team since Sean Taylor passed. His death sent this team back a decade