(http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images5/alba_beach/alba_beach_2_small.jpg)
Any chance we can just post her photos here instead of all over the boards for a while?
If not, I'll just post 'em here as I get 'em.
>:D
While I find it more humorous to post pictures of her ass randomly throughout the board, I am certainly not opposed to an appreciation thread.
(http://photos1.blogger.com/img/195/1110/640/Jessica%20Alba.jpg)
(http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/alba-gq981c.jpg)
Better?
TOO BIG RJS
Whoa, yeah, you're pretty right about that... I'll see what I can do.
Wait, I'm almost done... :paranoid
(http://icine.org/img/jessicaalba.gq.april2005.1.sm.jpg)
(http://69.93.61.74/~newsfly/entertainment/images/jessalbmax001.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/whitesoxfan99/maxim200307.jpg)
Where's that link with the series of shots of her at the beach diggin' her bikini bottoms out of her arse?
Its been taken down from most sites because of too much traffic. It was a glorious few minutes though.
Figure I'll lob one in there.... :o
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y133/Bobberton/featureIndex2v.jpg)
rjs = rabid jessica stalker.
:-D
No one else has anything to contribute? Christ, why must I do all the heavy lifting around here?
Quote from: rjs246 on August 04, 2005, 11:11:39 AM
No one else has anything to contribute? Christ, why must I do all the heavy lifting around here?
your the one whos rabid...keep up the good work
(http://www.jessica-alba.konta.waw.pl/galerie/IMAGES/jessica-alba-10.jpg)
That's the spirit! More more more!
(http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/v/u/vun101/Jessica%20Alba%20with%20sexy%20legs.jpg)
I do appreciate!
(http://www.mypetsstuff.com/StarPics/JessicaAlba/JessicaAlba-lg/36JessicaAlba.jpg)
i wanted to rape her something fierce after seeing sin city
Quote from: mussa on August 04, 2005, 01:15:14 PM
i wanted to rape her something fierce after seeing sin city
This type of post is strongly discouraged. Because there's no picture.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/4137_2.jpg)
All is forgiven.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/sincitybreve2.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/ja_sin_pro_005.jpg)
roof! roof!
(http://www.8ung.at/yavin/scans/010_jessica_alba_tvspielfilm_yavin.jpg)
Does she get naked in Sin City or is the movie worthless?
No, she won't get naked on screen. Even though her character was supposed to be stark naked (as in the comic). She toyed with the idea of topless, but thought her dad would stroke out. (Info from filmforce.com interview).
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 04, 2005, 01:45:11 PM
Does she get naked in Sin City or is the movie worthless?
shes not naked, but other hot chicks are.
Quote from: MadMarchHare on August 04, 2005, 01:57:31 PM
She toyed with the idea of topless, but thought her dad would stroke it.
Fixed.
I'm disappointed, RJS. That was too easy.
Quote from: MadMarchHare on August 04, 2005, 01:57:31 PM
No, she won't get naked on screen. Even though her character was supposed to be stark naked (as in the comic). She toyed with the idea of topless, but thought her dad would stroke out. (Info from filmforce.com interview).
How old is her dad? I just want to know how long we have to wait before he dies so we can see her how she should be.
whos her dad? he should be ashamed of his manhood for that. kill him!
Quote from: MadMarchHare on August 04, 2005, 01:58:50 PM
I'm disappointed, RJS. That was too easy.
I make no claims to the contrary, but someone was gonna do it. Might as well be me.
Good point.
I agree she's hot ...
but what I don't get is in one of her movies she's nude, and well she had a body stunt chick in her place ...
with a body like hers I don't understand why she couldn't show us her real body!
One (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_03.jpg)
Two (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_01.jpg)
Three (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_02.jpg)
Four (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_04.jpg)
Five (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_05.jpg)
Six (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_06.jpg)
Seven (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_07.jpg)
Eight (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_08.jpg)
Nine (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_09.jpg)
Photographs of Ms. Alba. Not wearing much. And such.
Please take down number 5 before RJS246 catches it. It may actually cause him to explode (in more ways than one)
#6 and #7...that lucky sumbitch.
Quote from: MDS on September 16, 2005, 09:01:57 PM
One (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_03.jpg)
Two (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_01.jpg)
Three (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_02.jpg)
Four (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_04.jpg)
Five (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_05.jpg)
Six (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_06.jpg)
Seven (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_07.jpg)
Eight (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_08.jpg)
Nine (http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_09.jpg)
Photographs of Ms. Alba. Not wearing much. And such.
BRAVO :yay
Amen!! I can't wait to see the first one.
LINK (http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=150)
Quote from: The Waco Kid on September 29, 2005, 11:54:09 AM
Amen!! I can't wait to see the first one.
LINK (http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=150)
Don't tease me bitches!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Jessica's nude ass!! :drool
RJS aren't you a highly respected Hollywood director?
She said she has flaws, but I cant think of any...other than her not being naked 24/7.
Quote from: NGM on September 29, 2005, 12:09:27 PM
RJS aren't you a highly respected Hollywood director?
No. But I can draw a smilie face on my dong and have it give her cheerio a little smooch. From the inside.
You sported wood the second you saw that she was willing to pose nude, didn't you?
I have perpetual wood. Reading that she would do nudity provided me with some much needed release.
I'll admit, i sport wood every time i see her with her hand down the back of her bikini bottom. That's hot!
Who the farg wants to hear when you douchebags get hard? Ew.
Quote from: MDS on September 29, 2005, 12:30:50 PM
Who the farg wants to hear when you douchebags get hard? Ew.
When you hit puberty you will understand.
I've been waiting for that day for 5 years now, and it just hasn't come. Don't make fun.
wow there are some hot pics on there
Quote from: The Waco Kid on September 29, 2005, 11:54:09 AM
Amen!! I can't wait to see the first one.
LINK (http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=150)
the headline on fark.com was great
Jessica Alba would do a nude scene if the script and director were right. Spielberg begins work on "Schindler's List 2: Booty Call"
I'm not even sure if this one has been posted, but we're nowhere near the end of the week and I needed to stare at some hot tail.
(http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/alba-gq981c.jpg)
link (http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/into_the_blue_alba2.jpg)
Word.
hot
she needs to stop wearing clothing
overrated!
overrated!
Quote from: MURP on October 07, 2005, 03:12:18 PM
link (http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/into_the_blue_alba2.jpg)
Overrated...but nice toe.
You're all smoking farging crack. Overrated, huh? Idiots.
Rjs just likes her because she's trendy to like. ;D
Kill yourself.
Jess recreates sexy moments in her favorite movies. (http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=195)
Yea theres no nudity, but shes still hot.
http://www.sheendigital.com/alba/
jesus christ...my fargin speakers were UP. thanks iceholes! :-D :flipoff
:yay
Quote from: MURP on October 26, 2005, 10:48:08 PM
:yay
Do you still have the one with the German car commercial? :-D
:-D I dont have it saved anywhere, but you can find it on the net in a few places.
googled "German car ghost commercial" first hit got it. http://www.drmenlo.com/flicks/carghostclassic.mpg :deion
:yay :-D
I'll never forget getting my roommate to watch that and hearing him scream like a little girl :-D
anyone seen honey...way worse than glitter...alba and her every 15th word boriqua accent is classic...
she is bangin tho...but not with blonde hair...blonde hair with a dark skin tone go together like vodka and milk
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 27, 2005, 08:51:46 AM
she is bangin tho...but not with blonde hair...blonde hair with a dark skin tone go together like vodka and milk
I love me some White Russians.
try it without kaluah
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 27, 2005, 08:51:46 AM
anyone seen honey...way worse than glitter...alba and her every 15th word boriqua accent is classic...
she is bangin tho...but not with blonde hair...blonde hair with a dark skin tone go together like vodka and milk
Never seen the whole thing... but yeah, she's fine as hell in that movie.
Quote from: mussa on October 26, 2005, 10:46:54 PM
jesus christ...my fargin speakers were UP. thanks iceholes! :-D :flipoff
(http://re2.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/320910146)
HA! HA!
haha.
(http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/alba_soho2.jpg)
yea its really big and will probably be a red x soon, but my oh my albas ass has nothing on this:
(http://www.wwtdd.com/images/vida3.jpg)
Quote from: MDS on November 01, 2005, 04:06:44 PM
yea its really big and will probably be a red x soon, but my oh my albas ass has nothing on this:
(http://www.bostonnightclubnews.com/clubvibes/vidaguerraphotos.jpg)
While I also appreciate a good Vida ass, we are talking about two completely different things. Vida's ass on Alba's body would look terrible.
Alba's ass is better.
Apples and oranges. I'd gladly violate either.
Alba just told me you lost privileges with that comment.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 01, 2005, 04:37:45 PM
Alba just told me you lost privileges with that comment.
If I had backdoor Alba priviledges in the first place do you think I would spend a single solitary second on this site? None of you would ever hear from me again. And we'd all be better for it.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 01, 2005, 04:39:23 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 01, 2005, 04:37:45 PM
Alba just told me you lost privileges with that comment.
If I had backdoor Alba priviledges in the first place do you think I would spend a single solitary second on this site? None of you would ever hear from me again. And we'd all be better for it.
Well, everyone but Jessica.....
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 01, 2005, 04:48:10 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 01, 2005, 04:39:23 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 01, 2005, 04:37:45 PM
Alba just told me you lost privileges with that comment.
If I had backdoor Alba priviledges in the first place do you think I would spend a single solitary second on this site? None of you would ever hear from me again. And we'd all be better for it.
Well, everyone but Jessica.....
Not true! After a week or so I'll bet she'd hardly even notice.
Long time Shop-at-home pitchman Don West speaks out about Alba's ass (http://www.mindspring.com/~cligon/dw/sounds/pristine.wav)
bringing back the don? gem mint ten.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 01, 2005, 05:29:01 PM
Long time Shop-at-home pitchman Don West speaks out about Alba's ass (http://www.mindspring.com/~cligon/dw/sounds/pristine.wav)
Ha.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 01, 2005, 05:00:59 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 01, 2005, 04:48:10 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 01, 2005, 04:39:23 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 01, 2005, 04:37:45 PM
Alba just told me you lost privileges with that comment.
If I had backdoor Alba priviledges in the first place do you think I would spend a single solitary second on this site? None of you would ever hear from me again. And we'd all be better for it.
Well, everyone but Jessica.....
Not true! After a week or so I'll bet she'd hardly even notice.
Like she'd notice in the first place.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 01, 2005, 07:00:14 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 01, 2005, 05:00:59 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 01, 2005, 04:48:10 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 01, 2005, 04:39:23 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 01, 2005, 04:37:45 PM
Alba just told me you lost privileges with that comment.
If I had backdoor Alba priviledges in the first place do you think I would spend a single solitary second on this site? None of you would ever hear from me again. And we'd all be better for it.
Well, everyone but Jessica.....
Not true! After a week or so I'll bet she'd hardly even notice.
Like she'd notice in the first place.
She wouldn't be able to not hear him barking.
There isn't enough Jessica in this thread...
Jessica likes porn (http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_27261474.shtml)
Quote
Can 'Sin City' babe Jessica Alba any hotter? The striking beauty is already many a man's fantasy and now it is being reported that she doesn't mid indulging in a little fantasy herself.
The 'Into the Blue' bikini clad beauty reportedly stepped out and grabbed a couple of XXX videos from Red Hot Video in Hollywood, according to the American tabloid, "The National Enquirer."
The magazine cites a source that works in the store and "The Bosh" dishes the dirt:
If all you horny guys out there didn't think Miss Alba could get any better, she just did.
The National Enquirer reports that Jessica loves watching a good porn flick and isn't afraid to rent it herself.
According to a source at Red Hot Video in Hollywood, Jessica recently left the store with a handful of fetish films. Titles included Fetish Factor 2, Neo Pornographia, Latex and Fetish Island, a spanking video.
i want to drill her
(http://www.definenormal.com/freak1.gif)
QuoteThe National Enquirer.
what a trusted source. :deion
Don't spoil it.
I just came. Thrice.
QuoteThe scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid. I get all these screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.' Somehow, I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman."
Quote"I'm going to have to face that when a big director who I really respect has an amazing story, it might be necessary to do a nude scene. But I probably couldn't sleep well at night being naked in anything. My father would lose his mind."
serenity now
your all gonna love me after clicking this link
get out the tissues (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/jessica-alba-nip.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/movies/more-movie-promotion-dos-and-donts-jessica-albas-fantastic-rack-106645.php&h=339&w=240&sz=16&tbnid=anDUeDzeU7QJ:&tbnh=115&tbnw=81&hl=en&start=69&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djessica%2Balba%26start%3D60%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN%3Cbr%20/%3E)
click her pic and then click the link below her pic...go to the bottom.....
NOT SAFE FOR WORK
Speaking of which, this thread should definitely be nominated for thread of the year.
i love the responses to my post...NONE...everyone is sleeping right now after three minutes of wrist straining hhhhwackin.
Great googaly moogaly. :drool
Quote from: mussa on December 01, 2005, 02:43:51 PM
your all gonna love me after clicking this link
get out the tissues (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/jessica-alba-nip.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/movies/more-movie-promotion-dos-and-donts-jessica-albas-fantastic-rack-106645.php&h=339&w=240&sz=16&tbnid=anDUeDzeU7QJ:&tbnh=115&tbnw=81&hl=en&start=69&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djessica%2Balba%26start%3D60%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN%3Cbr%20/%3E)
click her pic and then click the link below her pic...go to the bottom.....
NOT SAFE FOR WORK
umm did everyone see this? its jessica albas fargin nipples!
Notice that I'm the only person who responded to it. This confirms my suspicion that everyone on this board is gay.....except me. And I suppose you're not either Mussa since you posted the link. But I'm not convinced.
now edited
(http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/jessica-alba-nip.jpg)
Open that link and then try clicking on the picture dumb dumb.
ive seen the pic, sas. just think the 4 over her tit is funny
i would honestly suck on her tits for an hour or more. its like being 14 again!
Quote from: mussa on December 04, 2005, 03:01:45 PM
i would honestly suck on her tits for an hour or more. its like being 14 again!
Don't ruin it for MDS. He's still got a year to go.
:-D
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 04, 2005, 01:24:29 PM
Notice that I'm the only person who responded to it. This confirms my suspicion that everyone on this board is gay.....except me. And I suppose you're not either Mussa since you posted the link. But I'm not convinced.
I dunno about everybody else, but I haven't responded yet because every time I come into this thread and try to post, I see that pic and just end up... damn... I , uh... gotta go. :paranoid
Quote from: EagleFeva on December 04, 2005, 04:33:29 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 04, 2005, 01:24:29 PM
Notice that I'm the only person who responded to it. This confirms my suspicion that everyone on this board is gay.....except me. And I suppose you're not either Mussa since you posted the link. But I'm not convinced.
I dunno about everybody else, but I haven't responded yet because every time I come into this thread and try to post, I see that pic and just end up... damn... I , uh... gotta go. :paranoid
What are you doing? Cleaning your eyes with holy water and simple green? :P
Yeah I saw it for christ's sake.
3 months ago.
Here is the motherload pic (http://www.sheendigital.com/alba/) - some strange ass music playing on this link too. wtf?
Quote from: MDS on December 04, 2005, 01:34:21 PM
now edited
(http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/jessica-alba-nip.jpg)
right below the pic it says
"Click the image for NSFW version"
Quote from: MURP on December 04, 2005, 09:08:15 PM
Here is the motherload pic (http://www.sheendigital.com/alba/) - some strange ass music playing on this link too. wtf?
Wow, that music really makes the pic, but it's kind of hard to hear.
Quote from: MURP on December 04, 2005, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 04, 2005, 01:34:21 PM
now edited
(http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/jessica-alba-nip.jpg)
right below the pic it says "Click the image for NSFW version"
i know and i hate you
Quote from: FFatPatt on December 04, 2005, 09:46:21 PM
Quote from: MURP on December 04, 2005, 09:08:15 PM
Here is the motherload pic (http://www.sheendigital.com/alba/) - some strange ass music playing on this link too. wtf?
Wow, that music really makes the pic, but it's kind of hard to hear.
Yeah, especially if you had your volume turned up.
Quote from: MURP on December 04, 2005, 09:08:15 PM
Here is the motherload pic (http://www.sheendigital.com/alba/) - some strange ass music playing on this link too. wtf?
Ha ha. Too bad that was already posted once in this thread.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on October 26, 2005, 06:21:09 PM
http://www.sheendigital.com/alba/
Better luck next time sucka! :D
Quote from: MURP on December 04, 2005, 09:08:15 PM
Here is the motherload pic (http://www.sheendigital.com/alba/) - some strange ass music playing on this link too. wtf?
Got me again, dickhead.
:-D
Oh.My.Lord. or Lucky.bastich (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/01/jessica-alba-likes-bikinis-butts-and.html)
I can't decide which to call the link.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 06, 2006, 07:59:32 PM
Oh.My.Lord. or Lucky.bastich (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/01/jessica-alba-likes-bikinis-butts-and.html)
I can't decide which to call the link.
Oh hells yes. Wow.
I'll pay good money just to touch her.
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/alba1.jpg)
Goddess. :drool
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 07, 2006, 01:25:47 PM
Goddess. :drool
No ish, man. She makes Adrienne the cheerleader look like common street trash.
And to clarify, I think Adrienne is a beautiful woman. Alba's just on a whole other level.
It's really not fair how farging flawless she is. Aren't paparazzi pictures supposed to reveal the hollywood hotties as cellulite-ridden commoners? She is just unreal.
shes looks like she lost some weight.
The girl is just ridiculous.
Not sure if its been posted (http://www.ryoni.com/news/123/ARTICLE/1519/2006-01-10.html)
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 20, 2006, 05:56:57 PM
Not sure if its been posted (http://www.ryoni.com/news/123/ARTICLE/1519/2006-01-10.html)
Whoa.
that video misses an important part, one that im surprised hasnt become in internet phenomenon. There is a nip slip in "into the blue." I couldnt believe it was in there considering it was pg 13, you can tell it was 100% intentional by the editor. Its about a 3 second clip where Alba and bad guy are in the water. Bad guy grabs bikini top and pulls it aside for a frame or two. Must be Albas stunt person. RJS must investigate.
I lost an eye on her hip bone.
her holding a key of white bliss in the last clip..
now does heaven really come after you die?
Speaking of goddesses (or former), found this little nug about jennifer love hewitt
Quote"She told me that maybe a sexy magazine layout with her showing her assets might give her a little edgier image and she might be considered for a femme fatale role."
Now now, look who comes crawling back. She doesn't have to do Playboy, she should go the road of Halle Berry. Get naked for no apparant reason in some stupid ass movie, then parlay that into an awsome sex scene in some movie where you go in thinking it could change your career, but really in fact it was a zesty movie that you sucked in because you have no talent. But, before thats realized, she gets two movies with her tits out. So it's good.
Overall this effort is 5 years too late. Nice try, toots.
They must have polled this board....lol (http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20060130/113864388000.html)
Men don't want her as a girlfriend as much as they'd like her as their "booty call" on a regular basis.
I just want to taste her bung.
I want to farg her, not knock her up.
I wouldn't mind knocking her up either. Patrimony payments. not to mention that we would be spawning a race of super-humans. Yeah bitches.
My wife looks exactly like Jessica Alba.
Shut it, Sasquatch.
....when I turn off the lights and concentrate real hard.
I already have a wife. Damn sure don't need another one of those. I just want Jessica to be around so I can beat it up a few times a day.
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/entertainment.yahoo.com/images/ent/ap/20060129/ny115_people_jessica_alba.sff.jpg)
Very attractive woman. Almost as pretty as my wife.
Hi Honey! :paranoid
:-D
(http://www.timeformovies.com/GallerieFotografiche/Alba/images/JessicaAlba-Details3.JPG)
u drink that water girl.
You can thank me later:
JACKPOT (http://www.wwtdd.com/images/ja250.shtml)
There's a lot of things in life I'd give up to be that flip-flop.
Even more to be the bikini bottom.
I wonder what it's like to know that everyone of the opposite sex would donate a major organ to have a finger in your ass.
I would accept the death penalty if I could farg Jessica Alba for 3 hours.
that hole looks pretty wide.
bravo, random beach guy.
You can thank me now...
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/ja250.jpg)
It's better in super high resolution.
Agreed.
You can tell shes not a total slut....which has its pros and cons.
I found this at myspace.com from her fan group site.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/tennisprincess88/Jessica%20Alba/alba2tc.gif)
She's on the cover of this month's Playboy, yet not naked inside. I don't know who yet, but somebody's getting sued.
As for hot goddess who actually get naked, not tease us, Salma Hayek apparantley goes full out in her new movie with Irish Man Slut Colin Ferrell. I'm talkin vadge.
That's still not enough to get me in theaters.
If there's penetration I'm there. If there's a facial of any sort I'll rent out the theater.
I fogot to tell you that they show Ferrells dong.
Well that is certainly one step closer to penetration.
I just want to see if the carpets match the drapes.
1. They don't
2. No carpet
Like you would know? I think someone like you is more inclined to know about that status of a man's pubic region.
Quote from: MDS on February 15, 2006, 08:58:11 AM
Like you would know? I think someone like you is more inclined to know about that status of a man's pubic region.
And he'll tell you all about it when you get one.
less stupid talk more pictures is always good
(http://www.poster.net/alba-jessica/alba-jessica-photo-jessica-alba-6201064.jpg)
Slutty blue eye shadow is a great look for her.
I don't care where the hell she parks her car or who she parks it on, giving her a parking ticket (http://www.wwtdd.com/images/ja265.shtml) is simply unacceptable.
Quote from: MDS on February 21, 2006, 01:58:56 PM
I don't care where the hell she parks her car or who she parks it on, giving her a parking ticket (http://www.wwtdd.com/images/ja265.shtml) is simply unacceptable.
I wish I was that windshield.
:drool
Quote from: MDS on February 21, 2006, 01:58:56 PM
I don't care where the hell she parks her car or who she parks it on, giving her a parking ticket (http://www.wwtdd.com/images/ja265.shtml) is simply unacceptable.
I'll tell you what Tyler would do, he would hit that shtein. HARD. Possibly violently. And she would love it. bastich.
(http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00151/jessica_alba_151824g.jpg)
(http://www.celebstation.org/actresses/jessica_alba/alba.jpg)
(http://www.celebstation.org/actresses/jessica_alba/Jessica_Alba_60.jpg)
I may be reposting some of these. To me, that's akin to sitting on my hand for ten minutes before initiating the response to the lewd, indecent photos in this thread.
I just ruined my pants.
Quoterjs246 09:39:41 PM Performing Unknown Action.
:paranoid :-D :paranoid :-D
nice! :yay :yay
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060302/en_celeb_eo/18463
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 02, 2006, 10:36:38 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060302/en_celeb_eo/18463
New rule: No linking to anything that isn't a smokin' hot picture of Jessica Alba in this thread.
yeah playboy not only used her photgraph without authorization but they used it as their COVER SHOT!!
please
alba wants the publicity of the cover but not the affiliation with playboy
pretty sly
QuoteThe Sin City star, whose bikini-clad bod graces the cover of the nudie mag's March issue, is threatening to sue the publication for using her image for commercial purposes without her consent and causing "immeasurable harm" to her reputation and career.
Hold up. She thinks that making men across the country think that there are naked pictures of her inside of an icon of a magazine is doing "harm" to her career?! :sly
Not only does her shyster lawyers issue cease and desist orders, they also demand any profits made as a result of her being on the magazine.
:-D
Man, talk about balls the size of pumpkins...
So then Alba is a tease?
More importantly why are they making a Fantastic 4 sequel!! That is more career damaging them the cover of playboy.
When your career is basedd 100% on being extremely hot, making bad movies and being on the cover of Playboy will never be damaging. The only think she could do to damage her career is announce that she doesn't like sex and can't have an orgasm. Or gain 30 pounds.
Quote from: rjs246 on March 02, 2006, 12:43:01 PM
The only think (sic) she could do to damage her career is announce that she doesn't like sex and can't have an orgasm.
That wouldn't work, either. We'd all just want to be the first guy to change her mind.
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 02, 2006, 12:45:11 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 02, 2006, 12:43:01 PM
The only think (sic) she could do to damage her career is announce that she doesn't like sex and can't have an orgasm.
That wouldn't work, either. We'd all just want to be the first guy to change her mind.
Or at least see if she's telling the truth.
enough of this
(http://www.cfox.com/shared/corus_content/cfoxfm/images/general_content/jessica-alba-0105-003.jpg)
http://www.wwtdd.com/images/alba63.shtml
check out that corporate syngery between cnn and tnt. go turner!
She looked great last night but also had no business being at the Oscars in the first place.
She looked great last night but also had no business being at the Oscars in the first place.
she is about the worst major actor in the game right now...but keanu reeves was there last night so ill give her a pass
There are a couple of male actors who I really like. I can't think of a single actress that impresses me right now. Whatever happened to the strong female actresses (Hepburn, Bacall, Bette Davis)? This current batch is talentless eye candy at best.
(http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/686/13131034352lf.gif)
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1365/13131630824qn.gif)
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1369/13131735197kx.gif)
is that women develop eating disorders?
Sweet Jesus.
:drool
new rule
this thread cannot be bumped without a picture
i hate when i see it magically reappear...have my penis get hard...and open it to see rome drooling
I bumped it with 3 vid clips.
thats how it should be done
this style is identical to none son
New rule:
If you ever mention your dick and this poster in a post again, I'm hunting you down and burning you to death with a flamethrower.
you wouldn't know the 1st place to look for a flame thrower
Ha. he said penis.
Quote"I'll leave the slutty girl to other people and I'll play the sweet, moral girlfriend who believes in love - roles that are more interesting than playing a vixen. That's where I want to go next - a romantic comedy or something like that."
no you wont, slut.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 27, 2006, 04:04:37 PM
you wouldn't know the 1st place to look for a flame thrower
i'm sure he has a BIC and plenty of hairspray.
(http://x12.putfile.com/1/1313103435.gif)
Paul Walker is a lucky piece of bastich shtein.
you know the script called for him to put his hand on her lower back
i wouldve farged her right then and there. who cares about the cameras, the impending rape charge and the end of my acting career. it all wouldve been worth it. plus if i got off, i just go into porn.
Who are you kidding? You'd be searching for gold at the bottom of the ocean.
:deion
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 28, 2006, 11:36:22 AM
(http://x12.putfile.com/1/1313103435.gif)
I want to do tongue stands on her fart box.
(http://www.celebfrenzy.net/2005/alba/content/ja050019.jpg)
(http://www.celebfrenzy.net/06/01/jessica/content/alba_0011.jpg)
(http://www.celebfrenzy.net/06/01/jessica/content/alba_0016.jpg)
(http://www.celebfrenzy.net/2005/alba/content/ja050013.jpg)
i just had sex with my computer.
:drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :crazy :win :win :win :win :win :bow :bow :bow :bow :bow
Yeah that about sums it up. I would definately eat the corn out of her shtein.
http://tonight.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=3227196&fSectionId=354&fSetId=251
what no pictures?!!? BAN HIM!~!!~~! :fire
yup
bye bye matty
Dear God.
I think I just leaked a little bit down my nice new khakis.....
This may inspire me to do 2 things I normally don't do. Watch an awards show and turn on MTV.
bump the dumper
Every time I see this topic as most recent in the board index I think it's ***Official*** Jesus Christ topic.
Because all you see is up to Jes
Astonishing, just astonishing Bunkley. I have never been so intrigued. NOW FIND A GOD DAMN PICTURE OR BE BANNED!
Sheesh. Do I have to do everything around here?
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/ibescotty/jessica-alba-beach-4.jpg)
QuoteJessica Alba plans a fantastic summer
No, Jessica Alba isn't going blonde at least not permanently. The blonde wig is for an MTV Movie Awards skit.
No, Jessica Alba isn't going blonde — at least not permanently. The blonde wig is for an MTV Movie Awards skit.
She lands on magazine covers and tops nearly every Hollywood hot list. And on Saturday, Fantastic Four's Jessica Alba will be hosting the MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles (airing June 8, 9 p.m. ET/PT). "I'm so excited," Alba says. "We're all going to be acting really crazy." USA TODAY asked Alba, 25, how she'll make the most of her summer.
Q: You and your boyfriend (production assistant Cash Warren) started off summer by riding roller coasters at Magic Mountain. How did you guys fare?
A: Cash threw up after the first ride. He was ruined for the rest of the night. (WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THAT FAG?) :-D
Q: What's the summer movie you most want to see?
A: X-Men: The Last Stand. We're going to have the X-Men babes Rebecca Romijn, Halle Berry and Famke Janssen on the (awards) show. All these comic-book movies bode well for the genre. We start Fantastic Four 2 in August. The four of us learn that there are other people out there with superpowers, and the Silver Surfer appears as a villain/hero. And another villain comes in as well. My character, Susan Storm, has another love triangle and may use a power people haven't seen before. She's the most powerful of the four.
Q: Who might break out as the next big male movie star?
A: Three guys are on my radar: Max Minghella (Art School Confidential, in limited release), Dane Cook (Employee of the Month, due this year) and Topher Grace (Spider-Man 3, opening in 2007). They've got the chops and the charisma.
Q: What's going to be the hot sound of summer?
A: I want to see Christina Aguilera's concert so bad. She's performing at the awards. Her new album is absolute fire. I went to her house and got a sneak peek. It's hot and modern and has dance tracks, but then she also has a throwback to Billie Holiday.
Q: You always look awesome. How do you keep those Alba abs?
A: I have a trainer I work out with four days a week to get my body stronger for Fantastic Four 2. And I try to not to eat too much dessert. I like whipped cream a lot. I'll put whipped cream on anything. (OHHHHH... YEAH.) :yay
Q: What cocktail helps you stay cool?
A: I'm really feeling the mojitos. The mint and sugar cane is so refreshing.
Q: What book might you be flipping through by the pool?
A: I like things about improving your health, like ayurvedic stuff. It's an Eastern way of living and healing your body with oils and meditation and yoga.
Q: What's your hair going to look like this summer?
A: It's medium brown, and I have a few highlights and it gets lighter in the sun. Every day I spray in leave-in conditioner. Susan Storm has white-blond hair. I went blond for the first one, but I might try a wig for the sequel. I had to chop my hair off because it got so damaged.
Q: Are you hitting the beach this summer?
A: Maybe the Caribbean or Mexico again. My favorite beach is probably the Eco Lodge in Costa Rica. I've never been to European beaches, so it might be fun to go to Greece or Spain.
Q: European beaches are known for being topless. Might you try that?
A: I would if it were just me and my guy, but the paparazzi seem to pop up everywhere.
Q: So bikinis or one-piece?
A: Bikinis are more flattering on my body. I wore jean shorts to the beach when I was a teenager. I was an insecure teenager and a born-again Christian hanging out with a group of kids that made me feel bad about showing my body. But I learned I shouldn't be ashamed of what God gave me.
Q: What about guys in Speedos?
A: I like guys in board shorts.
Q: Are you a fan of spray-on tans?
A: I have done them before. You have to do ones with anti-oxidants that leave you brown instead of orange. I took my mom once, and it was so fun. She's French and Danish, but my dad's Mexican, so he's really dark all the time.
Q: What's the hot color of summer?
A: Maybe white. It attracts the sun the least.
Q: Might you be wearing a white wedding gown this summer?
A: No, no. We're not engaged. I'm still young!
Photo removed by popular request. (http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/06/01/alba-large.jpg)
I'm not loving that pic of her at all. I guess the hair is awful and she has too much clothing on.
delete that god awful picture. it looks like a dead animal on her head and the third tit above her lefty.
It's a wig. Try reading for a change, dipshteins.
:-D
PS: I agree. :P
She could superglue that farging wig to her nipples and I'd rub my meat on it. Who cares? If that's the worst picture ever taken of her it's still better than 99.7% of the girls everyone on this board has ever slept with.
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/jessica-alba-17.jpg)
I don't know, man. There's something about this girl that is so farging hot, it's unreal.
Good God.
I would ejaculate into her armpits if she's let me.
See that tattoo on her wrist?
Let's stop pretending we don't know the meaning of it.
Signed,
Demonchildren on Turf
She's on Leno's show right now
Not sure if this is a repost but holy nice boobies!
NOT SAFE FOR WORK
http://www.hotchicksdaily.com/?media=6
NOT SAFE FOR WORK
It's a repost, but a very welcome one.
Those are some marvelous b00bies.
how bout some alba snatch.. slackers.
(http://www.wwtdd.com/images/ja335.jpg)
right then....
Edited - this post made no sense without the accompanying photo.
(http://www.surfersvillage.com/img/st/JessicaAlba1.jpg)
Yes, please.
Hot doesn't begin to describe her.
Jesus Christ...
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 27, 2006, 02:07:43 PM
Hot doesn't begin to describe her.
Jesus Christ...
I suppose "Jesus Christ" would be a good way to begin to describe her. I agree:
"Jesus Christ is even impressed with his dad's work on Jessica Alba."
"Jesus Christ wouldn't have lived a sin-free life if Jessica Alba existed 2015 years ago."
etc
Did baby Jesus eat cheerios?
Quote from: rjs246 on July 27, 2006, 02:25:23 PM
Did baby Jesus eat cheerios?
He would have if Jessica Alba was his sister.
Whew...
:paranoid
Talk about a dream team...
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/rosario.jpg)
Dear God.
That should be against the law.
Let me just say that I can easily have sex with the both of them if I wanted to. But I'd rather sit here and have idiotic conversations with people I don't know. K.
Quote from: MDS on July 29, 2006, 04:48:15 PM
Let me just say that I can easily have sex with men if I wanted to. But I'd rather sit here and have idiotic conversations with men I don't know in the desperate hope one of them might actually suck my meatcicle.
Yes, we know, MDS... move along now.
MDS, thinking he can have sex with a homosapien
:-D
Good god I'm gay.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 29, 2006, 04:40:31 PM
Talk about a dream team...
And a wet one at that. :drool
i like the dedication to this thread. that pic of her up top in that piece of cloth is amazing. id chew on her nips for hours. praise jesus :bow
(http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/hollywood/Jessica_Alba_MTV_awards_splashnews.jpg)
(http://detachedtrader.com/uploaded_images/Jessica_Alba_Maxim_Shoot_Raws_09-700484.jpg)
Is there any reason why Jessica Alba is not pictured in the :cf banner?
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2006, 08:06:05 AM
Is there any reason why Jessica Alba is not pictured in the :cf banner?
They are probably looking out for us, they don't want a majority of there members to have massive erections everytime they come to the board. Thats my guess anyway.
other than pg has there ever been a female member of this board
a regular member that is...not someone with 25 posts
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 31, 2006, 09:37:48 AM
other than pg has there ever been a female member of this board
a regular member that is...not someone with 25 posts
hbionic and tomahawk
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2006, 01:10:58 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 31, 2006, 09:37:48 AM
other than pg has there ever been a female member of this board
a regular member that is...not someone with 25 posts
hbionic and tomahawk
D+
Zing!
You're all gay.
She, however, is not:
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/04_jessica_alba_ziza.jpg)
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 31, 2006, 01:12:36 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2006, 01:10:58 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 31, 2006, 09:37:48 AM
other than pg has there ever been a female member of this board
a regular member that is...not someone with 25 posts
hbionic and tomahawk
D+
You're just pissed off because I forgot to put you on the list. Now take some midol and get over it. Ma'am.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 31, 2006, 01:15:55 PM
You're all gay.
She, however, is not:
Holy Jeezus, that is one of the hotter pics I've seen of her.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2006, 01:17:04 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 31, 2006, 01:12:36 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2006, 01:10:58 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 31, 2006, 09:37:48 AM
other than pg has there ever been a female member of this board
a regular member that is...not someone with 25 posts
hbionic and tomahawk
D+
You're just pissed off because I forgot to put you on the list. Now take some midol and get over it. Ma'am.
A-
You lose half a grade for the lame midol comment.
BTW: I thought all posts were supposed to have accompanying photos?
Here's another...
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/jessica_alba_151824g.jpg)
To be fair, Tomahawk is our first and only Ms ConcreteField winner.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 31, 2006, 01:21:16 PM
BTW: I thought all posts were supposed to have accompanying photos?
No just yours, get back to work. Nice job by the way :yay
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 31, 2006, 01:21:16 PM
BTW: I thought all posts were supposed to have accompanying photos?
Here's another...
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/jessica_alba_151824g.jpg)
I'll admit... I actually sat through most of the disaster that was "Honey" simply because she was so ridiculously hot in that movie.
(http://www.akiraweb.com/boobz/animatedboobs.com-175.gif)
beautiful
delicious
Something's wrong with that. I think it's playing backwards or something.
woah movement. :yay
(http://www.maryhartz.com/images/jessica%20alba%20ass.jpg)
(http://www.whoomp.com/media/data/508/medium/albadaw4.jpg)
(http://www.punchintheface.net/images/sr/strog/2006gl/alba01.gif)
I don't think an ass can be better than hers.
Stop it. Not fair.
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3300/elle11506jessicaalbacecmf7.jpg)
On the cover of this months Elle
What's up with her right titty? It's like, pointy and stuff.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 26, 2006, 01:07:40 PM
What's up with her right titty? It's like, pointy and stuff.
Looks like a candy corn, guess its in the spirit of Halloween.
If that's the case, then bravo because that ish scared the hell outta me.
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 27, 2006, 12:37:47 PM
(http://www.surfersvillage.com/img/st/JessicaAlba1.jpg)
I just saw this pic and wow....
wowee wee wahhhh !@#$!V
Yep... still hot as hell.
She's fugly.
Kobe's fixin to rape her butt...
(http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=1513&photo_key=1093)
good point
FF > MDS at teh internetz
you are a giant dork
Quote from: MDS on October 28, 2006, 05:02:17 PM
you are a giant dork
Wrong. That's me Alba's wrapped around in that pic. You guys think my hair looks good short?
No.
Well, it doesn't really matter what you think. Jessica seems to like it.
No.
She keeps asking me to put on a Winnie the Pooh costume. Anyone know what that's about?
She's got a honey pot for you.
I'm the one that fills her pot to the brim with milky honey goodness. Thrice hourly.
No.
I still think rjs is made up.
He's Jan Brady's new imaginary boyfriend.
The greatest trick rjs ever pulled... was convincing MDS he didn't exist.
Trust me, I've pulled much greater tricks.
this thread should not be bumped again until a nude picture shows up
it is just a letdown everytime I open this thread
Quote from: mpmcgraw on October 30, 2006, 05:22:32 PM
this thread should not be bumped again until a nude picture shows up
Bad timing on that post, considering they're chatting it up about rjs.
Wait, o shtein.
I just had sex with Alba. Not all it's cooked up to be,
No.
less gay chatter and more alba is always a good thing ladies
how many new pages of alba in this thread is gonna come out of this...
(http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/intotheblue/site/extras/wallpapers/itb_wallpaper_sam1280x1024_b.jpg)
Jessica in fishnets & high heels = :drool
(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6880/jalba01wc2.jpg)
It's just not fair. Munch munch munch.
You know what's not fair? The shape of this ass. I mean just look at it!!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/ibescotty/alba-arse.gif)
Can't......look.......away.
Must........fight........feeling..........in........pants.
go ahead and rape the computer. you'll feel better. or worst. that much im certain.
Worst or wost?
(http://www.purseblog.com/images/jessica_alba_new_bag.jpg)
(http://webvomit.gotdetroit.com/images/super%20bowl%20alba/maxim.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/browny182/Alba119.jpg)
There may be hope that a collar-popping dork like MDS might eventually get laid some day after all.
(http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/1842/jessicaalbaboydogbigok0.jpg)
:-D
im pretty sure thats just her gay friend..no straight guy should look like that, LA or not
Sickening that a guy that douchey could get close to her.
Isn't that the guy that got her preggers?
i think thats her bro
Her brother got her preggers?
What, is she competing with Britney for Trailor Trash Girl of the Year?
That said, I think Britney should hold her ground, and call K-Fed's bluff. Don't pay him Britney, don't pay him!!
(http://www.buttlooker.com/fwpb/JessicaAlba13.jpg)
I thought this bitch was anorexic now?
why she gotta be a bitch?
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 16, 2006, 11:57:25 AM
why she gotta be a bitch?
I only said that because I swear she was anorexic recently. Someone help me out!
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 16, 2006, 11:57:25 AM
why she gotta be a bitch?
Because she has an ass like this...
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/ibescotty/alba-arse.gif)
... and won't return my calls! :paranoid
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 31, 2006, 08:40:30 AM
less gay chatter and more alba is always a good thing ladies
Word to Beelzebub...
(http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/267/jessicaalba5fh3.jpg)
Jessica plus Hummer = :drool
Can't get enough.
Here's a shot of Jessica from the set of "Fantastic 4 II"
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/9758/283731283ab05a3641foiv1.jpg)
"Fantastic Two" seems more appropriate in this instance.
Red X > Alba
:drool
It's an imageshack shot. How the hell can you be seeing a red x?
:paranoid
Because I'm logged in on a gubment computer box right now. Getting images to load when I'm at work is hit or miss. The pic of her infront of the Hummer wouldn't load for a couple hours. Now I sees it just fine.
Actually, I believe the one with the boob coming out is Alba's stand in. So....yea.
The gubment has imageshack blocked??
:-D :-D
and why are they making a fantastic four II?
(http://www.imaginarymaps.com/c-pics/jpeg/samples/jessica%20alba%20(3).jpg)
Quote from: MDS on November 16, 2006, 03:55:07 PM
Actually, I believe the one with the boob coming out is Alba's stand in. So....yea.
Stand in Alba boobs = fine by me!!
(http://www.500sec.com/images/Jessica%20Alba%20Mercedes%20Benz%20Polo%20Challenge%20(17%20July%202004)_07.jpg)
(http://www.blogonline.ru/php/media/pictures/original/b728862941a5b34c6e69f9b624b12f35albamtv1.jpg)
Great googaly moogaly. :drool
if she touched my hand i would cut it off and have sex with it. so worth it.
<< Insert obvious **sex with hand** joke here >>
I seriously want to know who on here does NOT have secks with his or her hand.
<--------raises hand
... and then puts it under the table and starts going to town. This IS the Jessica Alba thread afterall. :paranoid
(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/230000/230416uaCY_w.jpg)
Quote from: MURP on December 02, 2006, 02:09:29 AM
(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/230000/230416uaCY_w.jpg)
Proving yet again that she's the most beautiful woman in the universe, here's Jessica wearing the ugliest thing ever created in the history of the world:
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5907/jessicaalbapicture56tz4ug2.jpg)
I dig the go-go boots, though. :drool
HIT
cause she's going to Funkytown. :drool
Got her "farg me" boots on.
And now her "farg me" look.
(http://www.talkingdesktop.com/fantastic%20four%20jessica%20alba.jpg)
just do playboy for christ sakes. it would solve all the problems in the world
(http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-wallpapers-3.jpg)(http://www.imagazine.net/pictures/jessica_alba/jessica_alba6.jpg)
(http://www.jessica-alba.com/plugins/gallery/albums/Entertainment%20Weekly%20Must%20List%)(http://20photoshoot%20outtakes/Jessica-Alba.com-Entertainment_Weekly_Outtakes_2005.hq07.jpg)
(http://www.beautyriot.com/stuff/images/articles/approve/1920_1618_Alba-Jessica-120703-02-400-lo.jpg)(http://www.celebrities.pl/jessica_alba/jessica5.jpg%3Cbr%20/%3Ehttp://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.oceleb.com/img/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-picture-2.jpg&usg=__hiN7aYda4zOm4zGGKyvGAobUpAU=%3Cbr%20/%3Ehttp://www.defamer.com/hollywood/jessica-alba-parking-ticket.jpg)
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41318000/jpg/_41318763_jessica_alba_afp.jpg)
(http://www.purseblog.com/images/jessica_alba_new_bag.jpg)
new jessica video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vffiVumutQE&eurl= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vffiVumutQE&eurl=)
Skeet skeet skeet!
I couldn't watch the entire video, not because of Jessica, but because of that god damn song. Jesus all that shtein sounds the same. Garbage. :puke
Quote from: mussa on December 20, 2006, 11:42:05 AM
I couldn't watch the entire video, not because of Jessica, but because of that god damn song. Jesus all that shtein sounds the same. Garbage. :puke
Problem solved.
(http://www.boomspeed.com/superpsn/mute.bmp)
Great googily moogily. :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shs0qHpgK5c
I'd kill to be that surfboard.
I might drink the entire ocean, just knowing she was in it.
Might....
Quote from: Father Demon on December 26, 2006, 09:00:03 PM
I might drink the entire ocean, just knowing she was in it.
Might....
So was Chuggie.
Trailer for the new Fantastic Four movie (http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/fantasticfourriseofthesilversurfer/)
Been there, done that.
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 27, 2006, 12:23:00 AM
Trailer for the new Fantastic Four movie (http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/fantasticfourriseofthesilversurfer/)
Damn... as zesty as the first Fantastic 4 was... that looks like it could be pretty tight.
Alba trying to throw a football.
(http://64.111.216.18/ul/1677-alba12.jpg)
And it doesn't matter.
(http://64.111.216.18/ul/1673-alba8.jpg)
HOLY HELL
That water is very lucky
Quote from: mussa on December 26, 2006, 06:13:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shs0qHpgK5c
...and in her booty... :crazy
That girl is just ridiculous.
(http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/03/jessica-alba-bikini-butt-05.jpg)
Terrible hands.
That guy in the background is having the best day of his life.
Check out the gay Phillipino who thinks there are better things to do than stare at Alba. Yea, that 12 year old has the right idea.
(http://64.111.216.18/ul/1718-alba11.jpg)
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3705/08623albabikinihqcb7012bq9.jpg)
(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1685/08840albabikinihqcb2012tl4.jpg)
(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/159/08825albabikinihqcb2122oz3.jpg)
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2999/09214albabikinihqcb4412tg0.jpg)
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7507/09261albabikinihqcb4712gl5.jpg)
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/3554/09270albabikinihqcb4812hi0.jpg)
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4311/09434albabikinihqcb5912zv7.jpg)
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9903/09458albabikinihqcb6012nu6.jpg)
She needs to put on about 10 pounds to hide those upper ribs and fill out her titties for me to really get into it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA - just kidding. She's still ridiculously and insanely hot anyway.
Alba's cellphone hacked (http://hackedphones.com/gallery2/v/celebrity/A/ricosuave/)
My goodness
(http://hackedphones.com/gallery2/d/124205-4/1_122_475lo.jpg)
(http://hackedphones.com/gallery2/d/123772-4/123_475lo.jpg)
I swear she poses on the lounge chairs to show off her ass.
And I love it.
wow great find sd
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/SD_Eagle5/jessica_alba_beach_2_03.jpg)
is that all she does is lounge around some exotic beach all day?
That guy is lucky.
(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/4058/jessicaalbabikiniass1af0.jpg)
Yes, please.
skeet skeet skeet
Seriously, all that girl does is lounge around looking better than everyone else. What a life.
(http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0704/jessica-alba-chuck-08.jpg)
(http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0704/jessica-alba-chuck-10.jpg)
(http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0704/jessica-alba-chuck-12.jpg)
(http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0704/jessica-alba-chuck-17.jpg)
Seriously. Not fair.
skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
im sick of jessica alba, offically. one more picture of her on a beach chair and im going to masterbate to someone else. i swear!
Quote from: mussa on April 09, 2007, 11:25:47 PM
im sick of jessica alba, offically.
that phrase translated means... "I'm out and proud!"
i need more positions from her. its always the same picture. its like if a chick only likes it in one position. no fun. keyword, CHICK!
So, if she said she'd let you enter her every night for a year but only if you did it doggy style every time, you'd turn her down?
if i could romance inside her every night, doggy, thou woult not complain
From EMB...apparently not lying:
QuoteMy wife works at a Gym here in Albuquerque, Jessica Alba is here shooting a movie, and made some deal with the front desk guy thats there over night that she would tip him $100 a week not to tell anyone she is there (between 4 and 5 am every morning)
so i walk the wife into work, and there is this woman surrounded by 4-5 large guys walking from the tredmills and bikes to the pool.... take a closer look and all the sudden my pants got tighter.... sure as hell it was her.
she must have noticed me staring, and im pretty sure my 3 month old son was even staring at her... came over introduced herself, we talked for a second, she asked me not to let everyone know she is there (there was maybe 10 other people in the entire gym) since she was almost done, gave me and my wife a hug a walked back to the pool
then after about 10 minutes of not being able to speak.... my wife said "ohhhh thats jessica alba? i was wondering why that lady had body gaurds with her" i could have killed her, i guess my wife has been casually crap chatting with her since she started working there, and never knew who she was considerably hotter in person, even at 5 am, while working out
i was disappointed in her work out attire though, i was hoping it was spandex, or latex.... baggy sweats and a hoody for her
That's the most uninteresting piece of EMB gossip ever.
Naked pictures or bust.
i cant believe you corny motherfargers have soiled this thread with like 20 straight non picture posts
(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1162647761-1162645213668.jpg)
(http://blog.photos2view.com/files/jessica-alba-wardrobe-malfunction.jpg)
On a side note, Albuquerque is a farging hole.
(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/jessica-alba/pictures/jessica-alba-picture-5.jpg)(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/jessica-alba/pictures/jessica-alba-picture-4.jpg)
Smoking hot especially as a brunette.
Jesus Christ Almighty... :drool
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3141/jessicaalbafhmbigxp3.jpg)
A link to the original photo - way too large to post here. (http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/jessica_alba_fhm_big.jpg)
I bet they had to airbrush out the warts on her crotch.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on April 15, 2007, 12:08:20 PM
I bet they had to airbrush out the warts on her crotch.
I would gnaw them off if she let me.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on April 15, 2007, 11:55:31 AM
Jesus Christ Almighty... :drool
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3141/jessicaalbafhmbigxp3.jpg)
A link to the original photo - way too large to post here. (http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/jessica_alba_fhm_big.jpg)
wah wah we wah. want to touch the vaginy
This is one lucky damn dog:
(http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4558/jessicaalbarevlon041907ki7.jpg)
thats disgusting. that dogs def got a red rocket
Nothing too special, but it is Jessica Alba's underwear.
(http://64.111.216.18/ul/2615-jb1.jpg)
Interesting question posed last night:
Immediate death after sex with Alba or what you got now.
Choose.
Anyone that would give up anything just to bone someone is an idiot. Let alone agree to die. Stop.
Quote from: MDS on April 22, 2007, 04:52:22 PM
Interesting question posed last night:
Immediate death after sex with Alba or what you got now.
Choose.
You only get to have sex once? Because I can't imagine I would make it to the part where she actually touches me.
Anyone that would give up anything just to bone someone is an idiot
shtein...id give up a lot to hit that...not my life tho
Quote from: MDS on April 22, 2007, 04:52:22 PM
Interesting question posed last night:
Immediate death after sex with Alba or what you got now.
Choose.
Sorry... Alba's beautiful, but no woman's worth that.
That question only becomes relevant when I'm 80. Or if I get married again. Neither of which is happening any time soon.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 22, 2007, 05:06:00 PM
Anyone that would give up anything just to bone someone is an idiot
shtein...id give up a lot to hit that...not my life tho
I'd give up the last few hours of a night out drinking with my buddies. Maybe I'd even provide an entire evening of foreplay. That's about it. And if she didn't come back for seconds I'd tell everyone that she's frigid.
Like you'd be able to speak after farging her...
:-D
maxims hot 100 is out and alba came in #2
http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=3546&imgCollectId=190
(http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/jessica_alba_2/jessica-alba-2-gm_l11.jpg)
the top 10
1. lohan
2. alba
3. johannson
4. auguilera
5. biel
6. larter
7. mendes
8. rhianna
9. longoria
10. fergie
Lindsay Lohan as #1 is a complete travesty.
no....avril lavigne at #15 is
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 15, 2007, 12:07:48 PM
Lindsay Lohan as #1 is a complete travesty.
Anyone who places her above Jessica Alba in the looks department is a farging retard.
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 15, 2007, 12:12:29 PM
no....avril lavigne at #15 is
Wrong. Any semi-decent young famous chick could be explained at #15. Putting a crack-ho skank like Lohan at #1 is completely inexplicable in every way.
lohan is hot...hotter than alba no...but shes hot
avril lavigne wouldnt even be in the top ten girs at any bar ive ever been too...in fact avril lavigne is downright ugly and has the body of a 14 year old buy to boot
If lohan stays away from the blow, she might plump up again. She was HAWT then, now, still hot but not top 5 hot.
Lohan's bangable but she wouldn't crack my top 50 celebrity whore list
all vald points
all im saying is avril lavigne wouldnt crack my top 50 girls i know whore list
and she shouldnt even be in a top 1500 celebrity list
hyperbole is all the rage
its not hyperbole dunny
shes farging ugly
maybe board chested tom boy witch faced skater girls with teeth all over their mouths are all the rage
could be
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 15, 2007, 02:08:28 PM
If lohan stays away from the blow, she might plump up again. She was HAWT then, now, still hot but not top 5 hot.
yes
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 15, 2007, 12:52:14 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 15, 2007, 12:12:29 PM
no....avril lavigne at #15 is
Wrong. Any semi-decent young famous chick could be explained at #15. Putting a crack-ho skank like Lohan at #1 is completely inexplicable in every way.
Balls on accurate.
Fergie at 10 is also wrong. Killer body. Face, meh...
Meh is being kind.
Balls on accurate.
Fergie at 10 is also wrong. Killer body. Face, meh...
lemme get this straight
you can explain this at #15
(http://www.poster.net/lavigne-avril/lavigne-avril-photo-avril-lavigne-6226232.jpg)
but this at #10 is wrong
(http://www.index.hr/images2/fergie1aV.jpg)
I like fergies face, hell i like everything on that girl
More Jessica, less gay bickering from you dorks...
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2168/x80139956449138907db9.jpg)
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7550/x80139956010150013dg6.jpg)
(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4949/x80139956053838808st0.jpg)
unfair
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1366/0514jessicaalbaqy9.jpg)
that's the driest period i've ever seen, well done jessica
Sweet Jesus - look at this one...
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/5198/00001fxo4.jpg)
Quote from: SunMo on May 15, 2007, 04:14:59 PM
that's the driest period i've ever seen, well done jessica
C-
(http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users9/boink/default/large-msg-113893011268-2.jpg)
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on May 15, 2007, 04:15:48 PM
Sweet Jesus - look at this one...
She needs to cut it out with the emaciated rib cage. Obviously she's gorgeous, she doesn't have to farging starve herself.
She's not emaciated. She's just thin, dude.
Look - check out the photo slideshow here. (http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_5642)
Here's a better shot...
(http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3439/00019foc0.jpg)
Good God.
The only list Lindsey Lohan should be #1 on is the "whose cooter looks like a beat up catchers mitt" list.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 15, 2007, 04:25:19 PM
The only list Lindsey Lohan should be #1 on is the "whose cooter looks like a beat up catchers mitt" list.
I'm sure she's got her fair share of competition on the starlet/socialite scene.
No doubt. But she hasn't reached the point of it looking like an overpacked suitcase....yet.
Mama said knock you out...
(http://men.style.com/images/gq/features/060107/GQfeature1v.jpg)
nice lips :-*
indeed
Just for IGY:
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/richbo/snipshot_e4mxbcr40qq.jpg)
no thanks. ive been to the small town where she grew up i canada. anything that might of resembled a woman was toothless. she's photoshopped to the max. who needs layers of make-up around the eye? ive been with girls who did that shtein, its because they're ugly without it.
Even with less makeup, she has a pretty face (http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/avril_lavigne_in_the_mirror.jpg)
That said, she has little in the hips and boobs department, so her physique is similar to a young boy.
Not up IGY's alley, but I know she makes SunMo horny.
Whatever. She's cute enough. But nothing to write home about. And stop tainting this thread with non-Alba talk.
stop tainting this thread with non-Alba talk.
(http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-wallpapers-1.jpg)
(http://www.celebritycrunch.com/art/jessica-alba-ass-tattoo.jpg)
Her ass is a gift, all wrapped up in a bow.
Why the hell would she tattoo herself there? Only chicks that need more attention than they're getting should do that.
she keeps getting skinnier, i don't even think i'd be able to fit both my nuts in her butthole anymore.
she's trying to work it so that she can literally fit her whole self inside your butthole
tramp stamp
its the liberty bell...ring it after you leave an especially big load in her caboose...like a bartender getting a big tip
A neighbor of Phanatic's, and a hot neighbor at that, has a tattoo of a pineapple as her tramp stamp. She is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but it's obviously part of her charm.
Anyway, Phanatic's wife explains to the hot neighbor that in Hawaii, the pineapple is a gift of welcoming to people. So in effect. her tattoo literally means "Welcome to my ass."
HA!
Quote from: Father Demon on May 18, 2007, 10:18:32 PM
A neighbor of Phanatic's, and a hot neighbor at that, has a tattoo of a pineapple as her tramp stamp. She is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but it's obviously part of her charm.
Anyway, Phanatic's wife explains to the hot neighbor that in Hawaii, the pineapple is a gift of welcoming to people. So in effect. her tattoo literally means "Welcome to my ass."
This post is all but useless without accompanying photos.
My grade: F-
Goddess...
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6654/2007chanelcruise1pe8.jpg)
(http://aycu13.webshots.com/image/15732/2000125518763651210_rs.jpg)
(http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/060107/jessica_alba/00003f.jpg)
(http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/060107/jessica_alba/00002f.jpg)
oh no she's a mormon
Can she return punts?
Shots from the new Fantastic 4 movie:
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1163664/photo_27_hires.jpg)
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1163664/photo_21_hires.jpg)
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1163664/photo_09_hires.jpg)
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1163664/photo_16_hires.jpg)
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1163664/photo_02_hires.jpg)
she looks awful with blonde hair
http://www.instyle.com/instyle/video/behind/0,26965,1617145,00.html
something doesn't look right...what is it?
Quote from: SunMo on May 24, 2007, 01:18:14 PM
something doesn't look right...what is it?
No skin?
what a slut. show your tits already.
Quote from: SunMo on May 24, 2007, 01:18:14 PM
something doesn't look right...what is it?
The blue contacts she's wearing make her look all blue-eyed and shtein.
Wow, she has eyes?
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/jessica_alba_bikini_butt.php
gotta love side boob shots
Alba was just on the Hotlist. She said how she's a Warriors fan because she's been really good friends with Baron Davis for a long time. She actually knew guys like Mickael Pietrus and Matt Barnes.
It's official. Perfect.
hot dog down a hallway...no thanks
Quote from: MURP on June 12, 2007, 01:16:57 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/jessica_alba_bikini_butt.php
Very nice.
Quote from: mussa on June 12, 2007, 03:51:41 PM
hot dog down a hallway...no thanks
Maybe for you.
i did not mind waking up to jessica alba on sportscenter this morning.
I woke up next to her in bed :crazy
Alba wants No strings attached banging (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html)
QuoteSTUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.
The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.
She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.
"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.
"I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.
"Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."
Stop. Please stop.
i cant believe that slut is only 23....seems like shes been around for at least 10 years
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on June 14, 2007, 10:46:56 AM
Alba wants No strings attached banging (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html)
QuoteSTUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.
The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.
She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.
"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.
"I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.
"Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."
Holy shtein. BONERS.
yea she says this, but in reality, its all bullshtein. sugar coating her image. shes prob a dead fish
def mussa....its all PR BS...same thing scarlett joe did a few months back...alba is a prissy bitch...anyone ever see her on punked?
Who cares? It's not like any of us are going to ask her out for drinks and a quicky. She said she likes sex. That's hot. Why the debate?
i could care less either way
im just letting you know she really doesnt like sex
now post more pictures
Whether she likes it or not doesn't concern me. I would wager that most porn stars don't like sex all that much either. I couldn't care less.
(http://64.111.216.18/ul/3144-ja12.jpg)
:-D @ IGY for knowing all about JA's sex interests...
Although he's def right about posting more pictures.
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 14, 2007, 12:22:05 PM
i cant believe that slut is only 23....seems like shes been around for at least 10 years
got this off of imdb
Born in Pomona, California, on April 28, 1981
That would make her 26, for all you math majors.
What's that make her in australian years?
Seven.
(http://static.flickr.com/27/60276493_0f47c32d42.jpg)
yellows a good color for her
Quote from: rjs246 on June 15, 2007, 08:08:32 AM
Seven.
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 15, 2007, 08:28:40 AM
(http://static.flickr.com/27/60276493_0f47c32d42.jpg)
Wow, I guess I'm a pedophile, because that's the hottest 7-year-old ever.
If she's olds enough to be seven, she's old enough to be ate.
I hate you.
from the new uk gq
http://innuendo.blogter.hu/?post_id=175399
I would lick her feet after she ran barefoot through a kennel.
she's available (http://www.usmagazine.com/jessica_alba_breakup)
Quote from: BigEd76 on July 25, 2007, 05:24:28 PM
she's available (http://www.usmagazine.com/jessica_alba_breakup)
Dibs!
is it cold in there ;D
(http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/08/0801_jessica_alba_braless_fame.jpg)
I think I just sprained my meatcicle.
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2440/albagq2wg6.jpg)
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/1930/albagq3fl7.jpg)
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/904/albagq5vj5.jpg)
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/240/albagq1hl8.jpg)
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 01, 2007, 12:48:03 PM
I think I just sprained my meatcicle.
The chick in the back with the flip-flops and knee brace is quite the hottie!
NSFW...Real or fake? (http://www.celebnipslipblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jessica_alba_see_thru2.jpg)
Very fake. But who really cares?
alba on lettermen the other night...ridiculously hot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyVXbbaQYbU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L9hNuhUziw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1jc7RvgCI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1jc7RvgCI)
Eh - Horror movies aren't her bag. I'll still watch it though with some lotion and a box of Kleenex handy.
that couldnt possibly look less scary
... or less worth seeing.
I'd watch her reading the phone book for two hours.
ever since she lost 30 pounds she has dropped waaaaaaay off the list. She just is not doing anything for me.
(http://www.rdruw.net/Pictures/Animated%20Gifs/13131735195ka8oh.gif)
alba is on regis monday
(http://www.jessicaalbagallery.net/images/img2.jpg)
Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20165722,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines)
You have one lucky penis, Mr. Warren.
this is great news. she's been too skinny for my liking lately and now that her boobies are going to grow she is going to be way hotter.
I don't want to see no stretch marks dammit.
RIP jessica alba
yea right, she'll prob gain like 10 lbs and be skinny pregnant like all the rest of the shallow celeb's. then she'll be back to 90 lbs in no time, relax
i'd stick my weiner in her c-section hole.
Hey, at least now you know for sure she's farging.
And some lucky kid is going to be sucking on those wonderful titties for quite a while.
Whore.
MILF
She's going to be farting so much over the next few months. No more cheerio barking. This is a sad sad day.
She need a quick pre-trimester abortion to wash the stink away.
And you're just the guy to help her.
Quick - go get your coat hanger.
gladly. ive got metal, plastic and wood. one of them will do.
Quote from: phattymatty on December 12, 2007, 11:41:58 AM
i'd stick my weiner in her c-section hole.
POST OF THE YEAR
Jessica was on The Today Show this morning.
I felt bad for her having to deal with Matt Lauer literally drooling all over her. What a farging tool bag that clown is.
Anyway, she looked amazing despite the fact that she's pregnant.
I actually forgot I watched "Good Luck Chuck" this weekend until this thread was bumped.
I have to recommend it. While Jessica Alba talking is not a positive, her stripped down to underwear or in a skin-tight outfit and/or taking comical pitfalls... all good things.
The movie sucks, but watch it.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 28, 2008, 10:56:18 AM
Jessica was on The Today Show this morning.
I felt bad for her having to deal with Matt Lauer literally drooling all over her. What a farging tool bag that clown is.
Anyway, she looked amazing despite the fact that she's pregnant.
For a few months, pregnancy might actually make her even hotter.
Today finally put up the video linkage. Here is is...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/22879057#22879057
Quote from: FastFreddie on January 28, 2008, 11:01:53 AM
I actually forgot I watched "Good Luck Chuck" this weekend until this thread was bumped.
I have to recommend it. While Jessica Alba talking is not a positive, her stripped down to underwear or in a skin-tight outfit and/or taking comical pitfalls... all good things.
The movie sucks, but watch it.
There are a lot of other movies that show Alba stripped down to her underwear that don't have Dane Cook in them.
Watch them instead.
halle berry pregnant > jessica alba fetus free
Meh.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 28, 2008, 11:09:12 AM
There are a lot of other movies that show Alba stripped down to her underwear that don't have Dane Cook in them.
Watch them instead.
Agreed. Dane Cook blows. I generally find him not funny at all, but I gave him another chance last night when he had his special on. Bad choice. Terrible.
Quote from: Dillen on January 28, 2008, 02:30:07 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 28, 2008, 11:09:12 AM
There are a lot of other movies that show Alba stripped down to her underwear that don't have Dane Cook in them.
Watch them instead.
Agreed. Dane Cook blows. I generally find him not funny at all, but I gave him another chance last night when he had his special on. Bad choice. Terrible.
Not that I even thought about giving it a look but I decided I wouldn't even accidentally watch it when I saw him do the joke about keys and being a janitor or whatever it was during the previews. That joke's been done so many times that it literally isn't funny anymore.
My loathing of Dane Cook rivals rjs' disdain for Oprah. He's a no talent hack who's only on stage because teenage girls think that he must be funny since he's cute. His material is unoriginal and his delivery is horrible. He's the farging backstreet boys of comedy and he sucks and I hope his nuts get run over by a dump truck with spiked snow chains on the tires.
you think dane cook is cute.
He's dreamy.
i know a cool idea...lets turn a one of the hottest women on the planet thread into a no talent stand up comedian wanna be actor hack thread
good job
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 28, 2008, 06:53:01 PM
i know a cool idea...lets turn a one of the hottest women on the planet thread into a no talent stand up comedian wanna be actor hack thread
good job
Now you're just being argumentative. You aren't even that big a fan of Alba.
just becuase she pales in comparison to halle (as does everyone) doesnt mean i hate her...in fact shes probably #2 on the planet
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g142/jooshh/lohan-jessica-alba.jpg)
I thought this was sort of entertaining...
What is that skinny, sunburned, pigskinned whore Lindsey Lohan doing in my Jessica Alba thread?
im pretty sure i could fit a baseball bat into the girl on the right
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 29, 2008, 09:04:02 AM
im pretty sure i could fit a baseball bat into the girl on the right
Eva Longoria? Maybe, but only in the ass.
no ass, no thanks
http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-is-scary-003265
(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/2/20652/08_2008/alba.jpg)
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080225/capt.d51232f1e3534ae4aa761a9cd15874c2.oscars_arrivals_cakv155.jpg?x=227&y=345&sig=zCcXB7ip2SPrifNzUvX8pA--)
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080225/capt.1b092f18bcfe44a88661b8d0772ee6f2.oscars_arrivals_cakv156.jpg?x=232&y=345&sig=bpWVhYR1.hta2u3Q1BbMbQ--)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/TigerlilySVS/Others/79970473.jpg?t=1203905463)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/TigerlilySVS/Others/79970461.jpg?t=1203905512)
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080225/i/r2590946709.jpg?x=274&y=345&sig=zh7Z4LnF1TlhHrxKu1MFzw--)
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080225/i/r3215302473.jpg?x=262&y=345&sig=smfgZL3HfKxkGUH97NLsWQ--)
(http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=02&evt=alba-oscars&pic=jessica-alba-oscars-2008-06.jpg)
(http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2008/02/alba-oscars/jessica-alba-oscars-2008-04.jpg)
(http://dlisted.com/files/images/albaoscars3.preview.jpg)
(http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2008/02/alba-oscars/jessica-alba-oscars-2008-05.jpg)
Even infected with that queer's seed she's still insanely gorgeous.
True. Cameron Diaz on the other hand, has gone to complete shtein over the years.
(http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2008/02/alba-oscars/jessica-alba-oscars-2008-04.jpg)
I mean, come on! She's got back fat overlapping the back of her dress that look bigger than her titties in the front. Not to mention that she looks like she did her hair in the car on her way to the show and forgot her makeup.
Remember her in The Mask? Holy hell she was farging fine. Then she lost a shtein load of weight and now she looks like crap.
You should be castrated for befouling my Jessica thread with a photo of that skieve whore Cameron Diaz.
I didn't post it. IGY did. I just stoled it.
you should be castrated for looking at fat back instead of milky titties
Hahaha.
1. Using your Covert Sniper Rifle you hit IGY and Rome doing 3681 damage (-3431)
Even my wife was disgusted by Cameron's downfall.
But let's talk about Jessica and her commitment to breastfeeding.
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i243/Evenodds_photos/Gifs/JessicaAlbaIdleHands0004.gif)
omg i just camein my sweatpants
You're wearing sweatpants? Did you move to Souderton?
http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/19/alba-her-fetus-is-not-the-only-thing-growing/
For those who liketh the tushies
that looks one of those fake asses they strap on martin lawrence or eddie murphy in the movies
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 04, 2008, 03:48:48 PM
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i243/Evenodds_photos/Gifs/JessicaAlbaIdleHands0004.gif)
was that from Idle Hands?
yes sir
WTF!
Did she get implants or is that some kind of joke?
She never had ass like that, and she has been so skinnly lately...
Quote from: methdeez on March 19, 2008, 06:50:56 PM
WTF!
Did she get implants or is that some kind of joke?
She never had ass like that, and she has been so skinnly lately...
Lately?
She's pregnant.
Whatevs. I know plenty of girls who got pregnant and thier ass did not grow like that.
In fact it seemd to shrink a little due to the hips being in a wierd position or something.
I guess that is it since it is the only likely answer, but still...
yeah, she went under the knife, WHILE PREGNANT, to have an ass implant.
right.
its prob cheeseburgers stuffed in there and im hungry. my lord thats an ass made in heaven
Quote from: mussa on March 20, 2008, 12:18:47 AM
its prob cheeseburgers stuffed in there and im hungry. my lord thats an ass made in heaven
Yup, Muss...I just spit my coffee everywhere. Maybe because the visual of you SAYING that aloud is one of the funniest things ever.
(http://i30.tinypic.com/2ez4g85.gif)
She said "I do" (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jPax5T5kEkViCrNJ3gK9frDq3NzAD90PME700)
Kill the messenger?
Life sucks. I'm game.
Last month Dane Cook was here to do a show and a bunch of guys from my company were talking to him for a while and one of them asked him "what is Jessica Alba like?" His response "smell my fist."
I thought it was pretty funny, would have posted it awhile ago but our internet was taken.
pics?
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on June 20, 2008, 03:50:06 PM
Last month Dane Cook was here to do a show and a bunch of guys from my company were talking to him for a while and one of them asked him "what is Jessica Alba like?" His response "smell my fist."
I thought it was pretty funny, would have posted it awhile ago but our internet was taken.
It's easily the funniest thing I've ever heard of Dane Cook saying.
Although it was probably closer to "SMELL MY MOTHERfargING FIST shtein BAMF" and not funny at all.
QuoteAlba's Shocking Billboard Ad
10 September 2008 12:09 PM, PDT
Jessica Alba has modelled for a shocking new bondage-themed billboard advert to encourage Americans to vote in the forthcoming presidential election.
The actress poses in heavy make-up, topless, and with black tape across her breasts and mouth in the ad, paid for by voter group Declare Yourself.
Alba says of the message, "If you don't register and vote, you are muzzling yourself."
hbionic? Pics, stat.
(http://hollywoodcrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/albavote.jpg)
Where's the rest of it?
BTK BTK BTK
Post baby http://lessclothes.com/client/posts/p-358-world-exclusive-jessica-alba (http://lessclothes.com/client/posts/p-358-world-exclusive-jessica-alba)
damn who is that other chick in the last pic?!
Her breasts look bigger. kids are good for somethings :yay
(http://www.yousexything.org/media/j/jessica_alba_015_550x797.jpg)
Motorboat.
(http://k43.pbase.com/o6/54/73654/1/77461572.TE579ERW.vincemotorboat.gif)
perusing through TMZ tonight and thought you'd all enjoy this
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/08/0803_launch_jessica_alba_spl116150_018_splash.jpg)
http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/03/surely-you-jess/
posted on the 4 yr anniversary of this thead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzcKXsllWs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzcKXsllWs)
Sweet Jessica.
she's so easy on the eyes, who needs to blink
yeah but i wonder how long her butt hole can go without blinking. someone needs to set that up
38 seconds. I timed it.
LOL (http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/11/jessica-alba-pulled-over-cops-ticket-smiles/)
She has massive forearms for a girl
(http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-08/55784747.jpg)
dear jesus,
thank you for making this broad so yummy.
your pal,
rome
She's still hot, but not as hot as she used to be.
Quote from: Zanshin on August 27, 2010, 07:55:16 AM
She's still hot, but not as hot as she used to be.
you shut your filthy mouth.
its gotta suck so bad to be a female
men can and often do look better at 50 than 30 when women often look worse at 30 than 25...and basically once you hit 40 its all but over
i'd still face dive in her ass to search for corn when she's 80.
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 27, 2010, 08:57:52 AM
its gotta suck so bad to be a female
men can and often do look better at 50 than 30 when women often look worse at 30 than 25...and basically once you hit 40 its all but over
Holy crap. I don't disagree with this.
so which 50 year old dudes are your favorites?
duh.....george
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UJJ13U4b0k&feature=player_embedded
takes a second to load but its very nice
http://thechive.com/2010/10/06/if-theres-anything-better-than-jessica-alba-gifs-i-havent-found-it-14-gifs/
they forgot this
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/jeepwrang1994/JessicaAlbaIdleHands0004.gif)
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 08, 2010, 09:25:33 AM
they forgot this
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/jeepwrang1994/JessicaAlbaIdleHands0004.gif)
(http://rlv.zcache.com/masterbation_tshirt-p235106455932478958trlf_400.jpg)
(http://www.beachcreeps.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bahamas-atlantis.jpg)
finally jessica alba titty shots...tho probably not what we all have been imagining
http://www.popcrunch.com/jessica-alba-nude-photos/
and a new elle shot
(http://www.elle.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/elle/pop-culture/cover-shoots/jessica-alba-the-girl-can-t-help-it/el1210-wlopener-001/5759175-1-eng-US/EL1210-WLOPENER-001.jpg)
the kat dennings shots are farging hot. excellent titties..
:o
Took a minute to find them, but hell yeah, Phat Kat!
Can't find them anywhere :( Lawyers got on that shtein
Nevermind....wwtdd.com to the rescue
fargin nice :yay
Get ready for more huge boobies shots (http://news-briefs.ew.com/2011/02/16/jessica-alba-baby/?hpt=C2)
(http://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/signs/i/i-m-waiting.gif)
QuoteRusty S
Wed 02/16/11 2:47 PM
At least she is good for something, since she can't act.
ha
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2cqnv4k.gif)
boing
Kate Upton is better.
Best bump this thread has seen in years.
(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ffn_albajessica_parktattoo_riv_040212_8941037bbb.jpg)
WHY, GOD, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?
Ink is fargIng hot. Alba for the win.
Defacing a work of art like Jessica Alba should be a criminal offense.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 02, 2012, 09:28:46 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 02, 2012, 07:50:28 PM
Ink is fargIng hot. Alba for the win.
This
No and No.
Ink done right on the right chick is farging hot. All other ink just makes the girl uglier and trashier in a non-hot kind of way.
All bitches that have tatoos think they're dope. I wish I could take an axe to their foreheads and tell them no you're not.
Quote from: hbionic on April 03, 2012, 02:27:24 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 02, 2012, 09:28:46 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 02, 2012, 07:50:28 PM
Ink is fargIng hot. Alba for the win.
This
No and No.
Ink done right on the right chick is farging hot. All other ink just makes the girl uglier and trashier in a non-hot kind of way.
All bitches that have tatoos think they're dope. I wish I could take an axe to their foreheads and tell them no you're not.
Agreed with every word that chuggie said
Non-heteros, all of you. The only thing that could have made her hotter than she already was was sleeve of some sort. It's like she read my penis' mind.
the only ink that makes a girl less hot is no ink
c'mon with a huge ass tat on your arm.
i expect a combat boot, depeche mode mohakwed chick with a chin ring to be getting full blown tats like that, not a dope as girl like alba. stick to bunnies and turtles on your ankle--thank you.
I'm not a big fan of tattoos, but that one at least looks well done.
well done or not it takes you from hot to grunge in a split second.
Anyone who doubts how much ink amplifies a girl's hotness needs to google Belladonna.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2012, 12:31:19 PM
Anyone who doubts how much ink amplifies a girl's hotness needs to google Belladonna.
If a girl is hot she's hot, ink doesn't take her up another level of hottness, it can only take her down if the ink is trashy - which most of the time it is. The older I've gotten the more I've come to realize that ink is for tools [men or women]. I have one tattoo on my leg and if I could go back in time I would have skipped getting it.
The older I get the more I love it. It's farging hot and it speaks to a certain mindset in a girl. Call it trashiness or whatever, but it screams sex. And that's hot.
You guys can have your prim and proper celebs. I'll take hot with a hint of trashy every day of the week.
Hint of trashy is a great tattoo on a chick (hot, ugly, fat).
But most people do not take their time to think about their tats. Most of them speak of how stupid the person is for getting such a horrible ink mark on their body. Yes, it does speak of the horrible decisions they would most likely agree to do with their bodies with you...but it also speak to how dumb they are...and that cancels out any 'hot' points they may have picked up by having a tat.
i think what russell is trying to say is its pretty obvious alba leaves the backdoor open, if you know what i mean
anal. she likes anal.
she likes having a penis inside her butt
That's good analysis on your part MDS.
I don't have a problem with ink on most chicks.
On her it's literally defiling something that was about as close to perfect as it gets.
And yet somehow, that's the beauty of the whole thing.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 03, 2012, 01:30:15 PM
And yet somehow, that's the beauty of the whole thing.
I can understand that. I've said similar things about chicks.
Ok, rjs, your post has been approved. Carry on with your day.
definitely not hot
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0vcijZhdx1qde2seo1_500.jpg)
That's a hot chick. She could have inked herself with pictures of bulldykes riding Harleys in wife beaters and she would still be hot.
Without the tats, she's just another skinny chick who I'd pass on the street and wouldn't pay much attention to.
With the tats, I'd turn around and stalk her.
Its a temporary tattoo for a movie.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nkHbLGYTqKc/T3246PdfZMI/AAAAAAAB6VA/mKITd2i85oY/s1600/405%2Bja.jpg)
Now THIS is more like it!
Drink up, baby.
She should get a tattoo......of a bottle of booze wrapped in bacon.
she loses cool points for using cloth save the Earth bags
Quote from: SD on April 05, 2012, 07:37:55 PM
she loses cool points for using cloth save the Earth bags
I use them too. Got a couple of Eagles bags from Acme that my mom sent me. Environmental impact aside, they're 1000x better than plastic because you can fit more stuff in them and they don't break.
Mommy bags.
Sarge uses hippie bags!
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 05, 2012, 09:19:02 PM
Sarge uses hippie bags!
But they have Eagles logos on them so that makes it ok
Didn't know you could buy babies at the grocery store.
i use thick plastic bags that cost 50 cents at the supermarket (actual bville law prohibits the use of general plastic bags w/out a $1 fee)
they never break. they stay in my car. go green stillupfront's moms.
:-D :-D :-D
That last line has to make that a POTY nominee.
this will never get old
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2cqnv4k.gif)
(http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/alba-versace/alba-banks-jovovich-versace-01.jpg)
MILF
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/5917/jessicaalbabikinipoolam.jpg)
She looks like an amputee. Which is still hot.
GTFO of my thread, weirdo.
(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jessica_alba_downshirt_bra_rain_new_york_october_4_2012_10.jpg)
Jessica. CHECK
Wet. CHECK
Downshirt shot. SQUIRT!
She has the tits of an 80-year old man.
^ Speaking from hands-on experience, no doubt. ^
Yeah, your mom has 80-year old man tits.
Seriously, you can't look at that pic and find anything appealing about that. Boob shots like that are not for the lack-of-breast. But you are into weird looking chicks, so carry on.
Homo?
Actually, more tranny-lover than homo.
(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Jessica-Alba-For-Net-A-Porter-Magazine-01.jpg)
JFC
That's a chick that looks better with clothes on...because of the added weight. Cute face, skeleton body.
(http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Jessica+Alba+Jessica+Alba+St+Barts+EfcveK-Zk0Ux.jpg)
MILF
shes hot as balls but the fat kid boobies are gross
what
I say it and I'm a homo, IGY says it and its a revelation. Go stare at naked pictures of yourself Rome.
Hahahaha. Wow.
I see Chuggie's been nipping at the fire water again.
A little. It's been a rough week.
Alba's on the cover of Forbes this month and her company is worth a billion dollars.
Still hot.