*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

[Rome]

Jessica was on The Today Show this morning.

I felt bad for her having to deal with Matt Lauer literally drooling all over her.  What a farging tool bag that clown is.

Anyway, she looked amazing despite the fact that she's pregnant. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I actually forgot I watched "Good Luck Chuck" this weekend until this thread was bumped.


I have to recommend it.  While Jessica Alba talking is not a positive, her stripped down to underwear or in a skin-tight outfit and/or taking comical pitfalls... all good things.


The movie sucks, but watch it.

[rjs246]

Jessica was on The Today Show this morning.

I felt bad for her having to deal with Matt Lauer literally drooling all over her.  What a farging tool bag that clown is.

Anyway, she looked amazing despite the fact that she's pregnant. 

For a few months, pregnancy might actually make her even hotter.

[Rome]

Today finally put up the video linkage.  Here is is...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/22879057#22879057

[Sgt PSN]

I actually forgot I watched "Good Luck Chuck" this weekend until this thread was bumped.


I have to recommend it.  While Jessica Alba talking is not a positive, her stripped down to underwear or in a skin-tight outfit and/or taking comical pitfalls... all good things.


The movie sucks, but watch it.

There are a lot of other movies that show Alba stripped down to her underwear that don't have Dane Cook in them.

Watch them instead.

[ice grillin you]

halle berry pregnant > jessica alba fetus free

[rjs246]

Meh.

[Rome]

halle berry pregnant > jessica alba fetus free

No.

[Dillen]

There are a lot of other movies that show Alba stripped down to her underwear that don't have Dane Cook in them.

Watch them instead.

Agreed. Dane Cook blows. I generally find him not funny at all, but I gave him another chance last night when he had his special on. Bad choice. Terrible.

[Sgt PSN]

There are a lot of other movies that show Alba stripped down to her underwear that don't have Dane Cook in them.

Watch them instead.

Agreed. Dane Cook blows. I generally find him not funny at all, but I gave him another chance last night when he had his special on. Bad choice. Terrible.

Not that I even thought about giving it a look but I decided I wouldn't even accidentally watch it when I saw him do the joke about keys and being a janitor or whatever it was during the previews.  That joke's been done so many times that it literally isn't funny anymore. 

My loathing of Dane Cook rivals rjs' disdain for Oprah.  He's a no talent hack who's only on stage because teenage girls think that he must be funny since he's cute.  His material is unoriginal and his delivery is horrible.  He's the farging backstreet boys of comedy and he sucks and I hope his nuts get run over by a dump truck with spiked snow chains on the tires.   

[phattymatty]

you think dane cook is cute.

[Sgt PSN]

He's dreamy. 

[ice grillin you]

i know a cool idea...lets turn a one of the hottest women on the planet thread into a no talent stand up comedian wanna be actor hack thread

good job

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i know a cool idea...lets turn a one of the hottest women on the planet thread into a no talent stand up comedian wanna be actor hack thread

good job

Now you're just being argumentative.  You aren't even that big a fan of Alba.

[ice grillin you]

just becuase she pales in comparison to halle (as does everyone) doesnt mean i hate her...in fact shes probably #2 on the planet