*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

[Susquehanna Birder]

I bet they had to airbrush out the warts on her crotch.

[Father Demon]

I bet they had to airbrush out the warts on her crotch.

I would gnaw them off if she let me.

[mussa]

Jesus Christ Almighty... 





A link to the original photo - way too large to post here.

wah wah we wah. want to touch the vaginy

[Rome]

This is one lucky damn dog:

[mussa]

thats disgusting. that dogs def got a red rocket

[NGM]

Nothing too special, but it is Jessica Alba's underwear.

[MDS]

Interesting question posed last night:

Immediate death after sex with Alba or what you got now.

Choose.

[rjs246]

Anyone that would give up anything just to bone someone is an idiot. Let alone agree to die. Stop.

[NGM]

Interesting question posed last night:

Immediate death after sex with Alba or what you got now.

Choose.

You only get to have sex once?  Because I can't imagine I would make it to the part where she actually touches me. 

[ice grillin you]

Anyone that would give up anything just to bone someone is an idiot

shtein...id give up a lot to hit that...not my life tho

[Geowhizzer]

Interesting question posed last night:

Immediate death after sex with Alba or what you got now.

Choose.

Sorry... Alba's beautiful, but no woman's worth that.

[Sgt PSN]

That question only becomes relevant when I'm 80.  Or if I get married again.  Neither of which is happening any time soon. 

[rjs246]

Anyone that would give up anything just to bone someone is an idiot

shtein...id give up a lot to hit that...not my life tho

I'd give up the last few hours of a night out drinking with my buddies. Maybe I'd even provide an entire evening of foreplay. That's about it. And if she didn't come back for seconds I'd tell everyone that she's frigid.

[Rome]

Like you'd be able to speak after farging her...

[ice grillin you]

maxims hot 100 is out and alba came in #2

http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=3546&imgCollectId=190




the top 10

1. lohan
2. alba
3. johannson
4. auguilera
5. biel
6. larter
7. mendes
8. rhianna
9. longoria
10. fergie