*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

[mussa]

im sick of jessica alba, offically. one more picture of her on a beach chair and im going to masterbate to someone else. i swear!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

im sick of jessica alba, offically.

that phrase translated means... "I'm out and proud!"

[mussa]

i need more positions from her. its always the same picture. its like if a chick only likes it in one position. no fun. keyword, CHICK!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

So, if she said she'd let you enter her every night for a year but only if you did it doggy style every time, you'd turn her down?

[mussa]

if i could romance inside her every night, doggy,  thou woult not complain

[BigEd76]

From EMB...apparently not lying:

My wife works at a Gym here in Albuquerque, Jessica Alba is here shooting a movie, and made some deal with the front desk guy thats there over night that she would tip him $100 a week not to tell anyone she is there (between 4 and 5 am every morning)

so i walk the wife into work, and there is this woman surrounded by 4-5 large guys walking from the tredmills and bikes to the pool.... take a closer look and all the sudden my pants got tighter.... sure as hell it was her.

she must have noticed me staring, and im pretty sure my 3 month old son was even staring at her... came over introduced herself, we talked for a second, she asked me not to let everyone know she is there (there was maybe 10 other people in the entire gym) since she was almost done, gave me and my wife a hug a walked back to the pool

then after about 10 minutes of not being able to speak.... my wife said "ohhhh thats jessica alba? i was wondering why that lady had body gaurds with her" i could have killed her, i guess my wife has been casually crap chatting with her since she started working there, and never knew who she was considerably hotter in person, even at 5 am, while working out

i was disappointed in her work out attire though, i was hoping it was spandex, or latex.... baggy sweats and a hoody for her

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That's the most uninteresting piece of EMB gossip ever.

[MDS]

Naked pictures or bust.

[ice grillin you]

i cant believe you corny motherfargers have soiled this thread with like 20 straight non picture posts

[SunMo]

[ice grillin you]

[Zanshin]

On a side note, Albuquerque is a farging hole.

[Geowhizzer]

[Rome]

Smoking hot especially as a brunette.

[Rome]

Jesus Christ Almighty... 





A link to the original photo - way too large to post here.