Week 6 - Cowboys: 93 'Til Infinity

[Don Ho]

Oh my God how did they Mr. illegal block these fargers are as bad as the umpires in major league baseball

[QB Eagles]

Tirico doing a better job at spotting the penalties than the refs.

[General_Failure]

It's simply amazing how they forgot how to tackle in the second half.

[Don Ho]

Hey Fletcher did you get the memo that there's a game today?

[Geowhizzer]

What the hell is all these weak arm tackle attempts?

[Don Ho]

You can call all of us little bitches but how in the farg can you not be appalled after that third quarter on both sides of the ball?  complete farging embarrassment!

[PhillyPhreak54]

This is farging brutal.

Absolutely horrendous

[General_Failure]

Pathetic.

[Don Ho]

CJGJ gets paid to play football?  So the third string TE makes him look like my dead grandmother on ice skates

[General_Failure]

CJGJ gets paid to play football?  So the third string TE makes him look like my dead grandmother on ice skates

To be fair, your dead grandmother isn't all hopped up on painkillers.

[PhillyPhreak54]

18 play 93 yard drive

farging Gannon is trash

Run run run

Bootleg

And it's all working

WHERE IS THE PRESSURE

[Geowhizzer]

OK, Hurts wants to be a franchise QB?  Take control here.

[General_Failure]

I like these good runs, but I'm dreading a fumble.

[Don Ho]

CJGJ gets paid to play football?  So the third string TE makes him look like my dead grandmother on ice skates

To be fair, your dead grandmother isn't all hopped up on painkillers.

She did like her Budweiser in a can

[Don Ho]

Jesus Christ who isn't hurt on the Eagles