Week 2 - Falcons: Paper Boi, Paper Boi. All about that paper, boy

[General_Failure]

At least they've got a couple of RBs still. Shame they don't run the ball.

27 straight carries for Sproles coming up

60 yards would be an improvement.

[General_Failure]

Still the worst screen team. Andy Reid is rolling in his piano box.

[General_Failure]

Can't wait to see a fake punt on one of these drives.

[MDS]

get behind the sticks might as well punt

[QB Eagles]

Imagine how bad things would be going if the Falcons weren't trying to set a penalty record.

[Don Ho]

Jesus is this defensive line slow or what?

[Don Ho]

Blitz + hit QB = INT

Well whatya know!

[General_Failure]

Darby knows they're not winning if the defense doesn't score.

[Don Ho]

Have they tried a run off tackle yet?

[Geowhizzer]

Have they tried a run off tackle yet?

No.

[General_Failure]

Wentz Jesus'd up at halftime.

[Geowhizzer]

Wentz Jesus'd up at halftime.

He may meet Jesus before this game is over.

[Don Ho]

never thought I'd live to see a half ass effort from Peters

[Geowhizzer]

What the farg.  Go for it.

[General_Failure]

There's literally nothing to lose by going for it on 4th down here.