Week 1 - Falcons: Banner Night, Bitches

[Geowhizzer]

Who has Dez' number?

The one receiver who gets even less separation than Mike Wallace.

Jerry Rice?

[General_Failure]

I'm gonna be thankful when Wentz and Alshon are back and playing at full speed. Mostly because it'll be Thanksgiving by the time Wentz is back to full speed.

[QB Eagles]

Dumbest player award: Shelton Gibson (narrowly over Tre Sullivan)
Most disappointing player award: Zach Ertz. Played like he saw someone else farging Julie right before the game.
What year will he learn not to bite on that award: Jalen Mills
Player who I'm secretly kinda worried about award: Jake Elliot
Shocked he drew no flags in this flagfest award: Lane Johnson

[General_Failure]

I'm hearing reports that Howie is asking for 2 first rounders for QB Nelson Agholor.

[QB Eagles]

I'm hearing reports that Howie is asking for 2 first rounders for QB Nelson Agholor.

He did complete the second longest Eagle pass of the night.

[General_Failure]

He also had that long run, so, you know. Dual threat. Very athletic.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I need a smoke and a shot after that one

Holy farg

Tre Sullivan
Derek Barnett

Remove heads from asses

[Geowhizzer]

https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/1037900710212501505

[AshishPatel81]

This team is awesome. I don't care how ugly it is, just won again without the league MVP under center. Good teams continue to win with injuries and you can't get a greater injury than your star QB. I absolutely love this team.

Just keep winning despite all the adversity.

[Eagaholic]

I'm hearing reports that Howie is asking for 2 first rounders for QB Nelson Agholor.

His QBR was > Ryan's + Foles'

[Eagaholic]

One take away from the game is they have to find a way to somehow pay Graham. They won tonight because of the pressure the D line got on the last drive, especially the 7 play sequence starting from around the 10 yard line. Schwartz moved Graham to tackle on the left side next to Bennett for the last 4 plays and they all crushed it, especially 55.

Nice to see how things in the universe eventually balance out. To me this was like a counterpoint of when the Eagles lost to the Bucs in the NFCCG and deja vu opening night of the next season with the same moribund game plan and ending.

[Diomedes]

Hippos:  wat  you gonna do with all that free money?

[Zanshin]

I can't believe I stayed up to watch that unenjoyable mess of a game. Don't get me wrong, go birds and all of that...but watching that was painful. The NFL isn't even close to being as fun to watch as it was even a decade ago, let alone two. The game is just dying in front of my eyes. Now, get off my lawn.

[Tomahawk]

Hippos:  wat  you gonna do with all that free money?

I thought everybody agreed with me when I guaranteed an Eagles win

[MDS]

the eagles won

it was really hot during the tailgate

mike wallace played 94% of snaps and had 0 receptions