Phillies

[Rome]

If anyone ever asks what it's like to be a Philly fan, just point to today. 

Unreal, man.  Just farging unreal. 

[Don Ho]

As I've always mentioned, this is the one pain of living in Hawaii is I get to ponder this shtein many many hours before I hit the sack.

We can scream all we want about the bats but found this interesting:

Phillies top 4 Turner/Schwarber/Harper/Bohm
14-60 2HR .233

Dodgers top 4 Ohtani/Betts/Hernandez/Freeman
12-66 1HR .182

Dodgers big bats really struggled. Ohtani was complete trash this series.  1-18!

Yet the Phillies still lost in 4!

Phillies starting pitching was exceptional. Bullpen was overall ass. 

[Don Ho]

Biggest eye popper is the top of the lineup. Games one two and four where they were a combined 3–35. The offensive explosion against Kershaw doing his best Joe Biden impersonation shuffling around the mound was a joke. 

[SD]

2 on Base open up a run greatest baseball player on the planet up zero problem putting him on. The missed called 3rd strike on Call was the real kick in the nuts. Thats why umps are being replaced.

[MDS]

Ohtani hadn't done shtein in the series and Betts is a future HOFer...I just hate it. Like pitch around him and all that, but don't just give up. Duran is your best pitcher, this isn't Robertson. Just a little bitch move amid a bunch of others

Does it have anything to do with their 3 best players taking a giant dump on the field? No.

[SD]

https://twitter.com/drewBbalis/status/1976625639521452249

[MDS]

if only they had left a tiring luzardo in there, he couldve maybe pushed the game to the 12th inning so david robertson could come in and blow it