Phillies

[MDS]

i have no idea how theyre going to remake the lineup that significantly

like maybe they fully optimize for defense? maybe they swap out schwarber for a different sloth right handed power bat like alonso or hoskins. i dont know.

if healthy, their rotation is good and has a chance to be great with a fully formed painter. hold for laughter.

[SD]

They have salary coming off the books and Castellanos/Walker coming off the books after next season. Not sure how deep uncle John wants to go in the hole next season but Tuckers only 28 and plays rf...perfect fit.

Imagine Snell in the rotation instead of Lola

[MDS]

tucker is a loser. he got in his feelings because a bunch of hayseed in the midwest booed him. some people are not built for this and he is one of them.

and hes not a perfect fit, hes another lefty. they need a righty masher - maybe they can finally pry ward away from the angels. its also not a super ideal fit, but LA probably would love to see teoscar go away since he cant move anymore. get him as a full time DH?

[ice grillin you]

they need less white people