Phillies

[Don Ho]

Wife beater very unclutch past two games.  farg Neris, more pissed at ODH.  Needed an insurance run for the impending imploding of the Hindenburg on the mound, just like last night, had man at third 1 out, just needed a deep ball anywhere in outfield to get him home.

[QB Eagles]

🤡

[rjs246]

LOL all of this over 1/162 of the season. What a loser sport.

[Rome]

It's less over 1 game than a lifetime of enduring this insanity.  We're fans of the losingest team in the history of sports, after all.

[MDS]

i doubt they have the balls to pull the trigger on a fire sale, which they should, but a bad weekend in ny (quite likely) should result in the planning stages of trading cutch, eflin, neris, herrera and bradley. not gonna get massive hauls back for those guys, we're talking organization depth pieces and lower-end starters.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Good start, Ace.

HBP
Double

[PhillyPhreak54]

He got out of it. Mildly shocking

[Geowhizzer]

Ties Tom Seaver's record by striking out 10 in a row.

[phattymatty]

I was on a work call with Luke Williams brother today.

[Don Ho]

Matty did you have to restrain yourself from going off about the train wreck?

[Don Ho]

Speaking of going off on people, farging Bohm.

[phattymatty]

I have not watched a Phillies game on tv in maybe 8 years.

[Geowhizzer]

Chances of the Phils scoring another run:  <5%.

Chances of the Phils' bullpen holding this lead:  <0%

[Geowhizzer]

Rhys Hoskins... 

[Don Ho]

Time to invest in the Korean Rosetta Stone Rhys.  What a POS.  Thanks for the homeruns.