Phillies

Don Ho · July 23, 2025, 09:14:19 PM

He's so weak mentally. OK he got squeezed on one pitch OK JT farged up but apparently nobody saw that ball but come on grow a pair of farging balls and get out of the farging inning!

Geowhizzer · July 25, 2025, 09:44:43 PM

J.T. has been raking lately.

RoMAN-uh-oh needs to be launched into the sun.

Sign Schwarber now, damn it.

That is all.

Geowhizzer · July 25, 2025, 10:00:15 PM

I repeat:

Don Ho · July 26, 2025, 04:44:33 AM

Blowmano! Speechless. We've had some bad ones in the pen but he will be the brunt of our bullpen jokes until we all ride off into the sunset. Walker, wasn't awful. Not bad through 5 2/3. His last dong he gave up to Stanton, I don't know, the only thing missing was the batting practice cage.

Nice FU by Schwarber and JT to the Bronx Meatheads.

PhillyPhreak54 · July 26, 2025, 02:12:19 PM

At least they brought back old man Robertson

Geowhizzer · July 26, 2025, 02:42:13 PM

WORLD SERIES, BABY!

https://twitter.com/PhilsTailgate/status/1949150120080982350

MDS · July 26, 2025, 11:54:36 PM

the phillies actually traded for this guy in august 2023, he played a few games at lehigh and that was it. he was DFA'ed by detroit a few days ago, so someone in the org has a real crush on him and wants to waste a roster spot

SD · July 30, 2025, 06:56:49 PM

Jhoan Duran for Tait and Abel. Not in love with the steep prospect price but Duran is a top flight closer.

Edit: under team control until 2027 mark me down as a yes

PhillyPhreak54 · July 30, 2025, 07:04:29 PM

I'm good with it.

Atta baby Dombo.

Maybe lil guy greased uncle John

Don Ho · July 30, 2025, 07:50:58 PM

But let's get back to reality, this offense still stinks and LOOZAH, sure jumped on that band wagon way to soon.
7 straight hits, only out he got was the tag at home.

Mets get swept and the Joe Rockheads ain't gonna gain shtein.

farg 9-2 now.

PhillyPhreak54 · July 30, 2025, 09:03:59 PM

What a shtein show

God damn

MDS · July 30, 2025, 09:08:46 PM

j tell me everything you know about abel and tait

duran has 2 more years after this. its a great deal for a stinky pitcher and legit catching prospect that nobody knows if he can stick at catcher. he can hit though.

PhillyPhreak54 · July 30, 2025, 09:10:30 PM

They got traded to Minnesota for a fireballer

And the team that traded them lost 2/3 to the god damn Chicago White Sox

MDS · July 30, 2025, 10:23:49 PM

they scored 2 runs in 2 of the games...dont score, dont win

repeat after me: bryson stott is terrible

Don Ho · July 30, 2025, 10:45:00 PM

Quote from: MDS on July 30, 2025, 10:23:49 PMthey scored 2 runs in 2 of the games...dont score, dont win

repeat after me: bryson stott is terrible

and

Brandon Marsh is terrible
Nick Castellanos is terrible
Johan Rojas is terrible
Max Kepler is terrible

I could go on.