Phillies

[Don Ho]

Welcome back balloon fart night.  Loseardo is what he is.  Promising April/May turned into a turd ball in June/July.  Banks walk, two out home run. Good night.

[Don Ho]

Any win with Jugs Machine Walker on the mound is a good win.

[MDS]

i hate alec bohm with the power of 1000 suns but their lineup without him is worse than the rockies

[Geowhizzer]

Do a Max Kepler search on Twitter.  Doomscrolling extraordinare!

[SD]

They signed 40 year old David Robertson back. He's better than 3/4 of the bp slop they currently have

[MDS]

salary: $16M
pro rated: $5.5M
actual cost w/ luxury tax: $12M

baseball math

[Don Ho]

Bums 8-12 since June 24 and Houston series. 

22-25 since June 1.

Bad Ranger - rain delay, squeezed on a few, whatever.
God awful Joe Ross.
Bats closed on Sundays.

[MDS]

Houston series. 

mmmmhmmmmm

[Don Ho]

Catchers interference was baseball gods payback for Bailey's inside the park walk off in SF.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Between the house stuff and now having to travel to Vegas for work I can't recall the last time I was able to sit down and watch a game.

[SD]

Studchez

[MDS]

sanchez taking contract advice from ronald acuna

[Don Ho]

Between the house stuff and now having to travel to Vegas for work I can't recall the last time I was able to sit down and watch a game.

You picked one hell of a performance to watch J! It was freaking awesome yesterday watching Sanchez.

I think we've all accepted the harsh reality that this offense consistently can't hit in timely situations and gets colder than a well diggers ass.

Bums bats:
 
2 hits last 5 innings on Friday
Big 6th inning on Sat. Grand slam, etc.,etc.
2 hits last 5 innings Sunday
1 hit last 5 innings Monday
0 hits last 5 innings last night

Repairable?  I think not.

[Don Ho]

Loseardo is so farging bad. 

[SD]

Lolzardo...not sure why Thomson didn't pull him