Week Sixteen - Washington

[PhillyPhreak54]

RGIII is playing.

farg Washington.

Beat their ass and watch Dallas lose to Indy and WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE win the East.

[Rome]

Mark Sanchez is still their quarterback and the defense couldn't stop a team full of sleepwalkers.

Stop it.  Just stop it, Jay.

[PhillyPhreak54]

So they're going to lose to Washington?

[hbionic]

That was the season last night. There's no hope of anything, even if they go to the playoffs. Maybe they can give Tampa their playoff spot if they qualify.

[General_Failure]

There was never any hope in the playoffs for this team, but the postseason is still more enjoyable without Dallas in it.

[Don Ho]

Playoffs are great and it would be exciting and all but honestly no one on this board can paint a scenario where these clowns could win.  Maybe they could beat Detroit BUT aaahhhhh, iffy.  They make the playoffs and Howie thumps his chest and plays the "hey, two straight playoff appearences" card.  Maybe a good kick in the penis will wake this FO up.  It's worked in the past.   

Did pimp play yesterday?

[PhillyPhreak54]

farg all that noise - just get into the playoffs and anything can happen.

Foles will be ready by then

[Rome]

I hope they lose out at this point.  There's no point in going to the playoffs with this zesty defense.  I'm sick of one and done in the playoffs anyway.  Lose out, get a better draft slot and then pray to God they're smart enough to address this pitiful goddamn secondary.

[hbionic]

Phreak, I'm normally right there with you...but what I thought what was going to be one of those teams that 'had it in them'...just isn't reality.

I normally don't give up until the end, but when the eagles took the 24-21 lead last night and then the D allowed the fargtards to march right back up the field and score...that was it for me.

[MDS]

this thread is an embarrassment

[Geowhizzer]

At this point, it wouldn't surprise me if they lose out.  Choking bastiches.

[hbionic]

this franchise is an embarrassment

[BigEd76]

Lose out, get a better draft slot

Right now they're #20 and would only get to about #17-#18 if they lost both, so tanking does nothing at this point

Not sure if it was covered in the other topics yet, but here's the Eagles playoff scenarios:

-- Dallas clinches the East with a win + Eagles loss
-- The Eagles clinch the division with two wins + 1 Cowboy loss OR a split + 2 Cowboy losses
-- The Eagles can get a wildcard with two wins + any of Seattle (ha), Green Bay (ha) or Detroit (hmm) loses both

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'm holding out hope. Get me to the playoffs and let's talk then!

[MDS]

I'm holding out hope. Get me to the playoffs and let's talk then!