Rest of Baseball - 2012

[phattymatty]

come dempster

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The Yankees have acquired Ichiro Suzuki for RHPs DJ Mitchell and Danny Fahrquar.

[Sgt PSN]

Wow.  Kind of figured he was untouchable in Seattle. 

[ice grillin you]

last two years....

ichiro...-.268/.302/.342
polanco....-.269/.322/.335.

[QB Eagles]

Father Time is a mean son of a bitch.

My prediction: An uncomfortable number of Twitter posts will view him as a replacement for Jeremy Lin in NY.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Marlins fire sale continues... BLOCKBUSTER: Hanley Ramirez & Randy Choate to Dodgers, Nathan Eovaldi & Scott McGough to Marlins

[ice grillin you]

july totals

jason kubel - 10 hr
josh hamilton - 10 hits

[Geowhizzer]

Marlins fire sale continues... BLOCKBUSTER: Hanley Ramirez & Randy Choate to Dodgers, Nathan Eovaldi & Scott McGough to Marlins

Good to see that the new park hasn't changed the Marlins' cheapskate ways.

[Sgt PSN]

http://news.yahoo.com/police-cal-ripkens-mom-abducted-now-safe-165323412--mlb.html

Ripken's mom was kidnapped and later found unharmed.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Thus, ending her bid for a 75-year-long streak of not getting abducted.

[hbionic]

Thus, ending her bid for a 75-year-long streak of not getting abducted.

Winner POTY 2012 with over 4 months left.

Congratulations FF.

[DH]

Ive gotta agree - I used that line twice already, with no sign of letting up.

[Sgt PSN]

Greinke to the Angles for their top fielding prospect (some SS) and 2 double A pitchers.  That's 2 really good pitchers that they've basically stolen from the Rangers this year. 

[Don Ho]

Rangers are more than welcome to have Cliff Lee.

[SD]

Prime example of why I don't trust rich people:

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/marlins-jeffrey-loria-david-samson-fire-sale-trade-hanley-ramirez-new-stadium-.html