Eagles vs Jeff & Joe's Beloved Patriots Game Thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

I wonder if when the Eagles play the Pats do Jeff and Joe daydream about them wearing Pats gear? Do they own a Bob Kraft voodoo doll so they can stick it with pins and curse him for buying the Pats before Lurie could?

Pats looks beatable and have all year. I worry about the TEs against Juanny's scheme and the overall coaching against the Pats staff.

Who do you start; Vick or Vince?

[General_Failure]

Joe Banner never struck me as a fan of any kind of sports fan, unless you count watching poor children scramble for nickels as a sport.

As for who to start: Kafka.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Joe Banner never struck me as a fan of any kind of sports fan, unless you count watching poor children scramble for nickels as a sport.

As for who to start: Kafka.

I just imagined that scene and it made me laugh out loud. There's Joe sitting on a bench in a park rolling nickels on the ground as the peasants bloody themselves silly trying to scoop them up all the while he's laughing uncontrollably.

[Diomedes]

peasants=players

the people who pay money to cheer on the scene=us

[General_Failure]

I just imagined that scene and it made me laugh out loud. There's Joe sitting on a bench in a park rolling nickels on the ground as the peasants bloody themselves silly trying to scoop them up all the while he's laughing uncontrollably.

I imagine it more as Banner standing on a soap box overhand throwing handfuls of coins and (mostly) washers at children while yelling, "You want more, you little shteins? I'll fargin' give you more!"

[MDS]

say what you will about jerrah facelift jones but when the cowboys are an abortion hes front and center taking the heat

jeff, howie and joey nickles are nowhere to be found after a training camp on pumping their chests and bragging about how good they are

farging bostonians through and through

[BigEd76]

Most of Florida (but not Miami) switched from the Eagles game to Broncos/Chargers.  TEBOWZZZZ

[BigEd76]

Ochocinco is inactive

Nnamdi is active and DRC is out

[Diomedes]

should I walk down to the pub or follow along here?


difficulty:  errands

[MDS]

suicide

[Don Ho]

What a pass!  What a catch!  Red Zone bitches!

[Diomedes]

fact check:  isn't it the consensus here that Riley Cooper sucks?

[Don Ho]

He did suck.

[MDS]

he still does, dont let the white skin and flowing locks fool you

[Diomedes]

I really wouldn't know.  I've only seen like five games this year, one in person.  But he's white and from what I read here, that means you suck.