Week Two 2011

Sgt PSN · September 15, 2011, 01:45:02 PM

This is the first time in 40some years that there are no divisional match ups scheduled.

Discuss.

General_Failure · September 15, 2011, 02:09:37 PM

Time to redraw the divisions again!

BigEd76 · September 15, 2011, 02:11:15 PM

Maps

The Colts are a home underdog to the Browns, and the Lions are favored by over a touchdown against anyone. Good times....

Biggest spread of the week: Pittsburgh giving 15.5 to Seattle

phattymatty · September 15, 2011, 02:48:57 PM

pretty spot on preview of the colts - browns game.

QuoteBrowns at Colts: I wonder if anyone has ever tried to bake a shtein. Like, if you made a bowl full of cake batter, then added a piece of human feces, and the baked it, what would happen? Would it ruin the entire house? Or would the smell not hit until your cake knife hit the molten poopy center? If someone who lives in a frat house could research the answer for me, I'd be grateful. Also, this game is terrible.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 15, 2011, 04:24:26 PM

That sounds like rjs wrote it.

General_Failure · September 15, 2011, 04:25:39 PM

I'd say hbionic. Rusty doesn't start sentences with Like, very often.

Sgt PSN · September 18, 2011, 01:43:53 PM

WTF is going on in Carolina? Panthers up 10-0 and on the doorstep for more. They've had the ball for 12 min in the 1st qtr and GB only has a 3 and out to their name.

Cam Newton showing that last week may not have been a fluke.

MDS · September 18, 2011, 01:45:50 PM

so there goes a whole bunch of money

PhillyPhreak54 · September 18, 2011, 02:02:19 PM

Jamaal Charles was carted off in DET because he slipped on the yardmarker when going out of bounds.

Nice.

Munson · September 18, 2011, 02:04:59 PM

Just gonna hope and pray for a calf strain or hammy pull or something....anything that isn't a tear of some sort in the knee

Sgt PSN · September 18, 2011, 02:13:26 PM

Sexulharrassmentburger had his knee buckle really bad, Charlie Batch coming in.

McNabb tripped over his own feet taking a snap and fell down.

Sgt PSN · September 18, 2011, 02:22:33 PM

LOL....Skins just had a 30 yd fg blocked.

Munson · September 18, 2011, 03:07:34 PM

"And once again, where there doesn't appear to be much room, Sanchez sticks it in!"

lol

Sgt PSN · September 18, 2011, 03:07:58 PM

Chris Gamble nearly killed himself by launching himself into John Kuhn. Kept him out of the end zone though, so good for Gamble I guess.

Rome · September 18, 2011, 03:08:07 PM

The Jets/Jags game is one of the least entertaining games I've ever seen. I tried watching McNabb, that sweet hunk of man meat, against the Bucs but that's even worse.