2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Awful AB by Utley. Time to sell him for glue and/or spare parts.

[PhillyPhreak54]

back to back strikeouts of the farging 3rd and 4th hitter with a goddamn runner on 3rd base.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SD]

and Howard chases a ball that started to break to the outside 5 feet before it got to the plate

[MDS]

is this the nlcs?

[Don Ho]

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Based on how awful they were and how many games out of first this time last year, I will allow a couple of stinkers against the Cubs. If they lose tomorrow, though.... HERE GO HELL COME

[ice grillin you]

back to back strikeouts of the farging 3rd and 4th hitter with a goddamn runner on 3rd base.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

classic how they were both complete opposites but with the same brutal result....GRIT is never even in his at bat and choke is up 3-1 and completely loses control of the situation by missing that fastball by a mile

GRITS was actually much worse because all he had to do was make contact yet couldnt even foul off a single pitch...choke had to actually get a hit

[Munson]

lets all blame the all star game before lee, hamels and halladay not having it this week

If you listen to the way Dubee tells it, not only did the AS game contribute to their not having it but it also is the cause of HIV.

does he know that nicole didnt actually pitch in the all star game?

does he also know that by trotting that excuse out it makes his own pitchers look like pusssssies

shtein - he started th bitching about it before the AS break even started.

How about some farging offense tonight, eh?

Come on Wheels, tell us how humid it is and how some wacky things will happen and how far the balls will fly on a hot summer night in the friendly confines.

some jerk off named voglesong did pretty well after the AS game

oh its never been hot at a baseball game before...EVER...

you know because this being the first year they have played a season in the summer

plus these are farging night games...what is humiday gonna do on sunday for a 135 johnson

HOF Beachy looking GREAT in his first game back after the AS break

[ice grillin you]

Based on how awful they were and how many games out of first this time last year, I will allow a couple of stinkers against the Cubs. If they lose tomorrow, though.... HERE GO HELL COME

its dempster who is on fire vs worley who is completely due for a stinker....of course its really humid out so crazy things could happen

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Crazier than SD re-discovering his love for wet Hoyda?

[ice grillin you]

Crazier than SD re-discovering his love for wet Hoyda?

crazier than the lil guy discovering Hoyda

[MDS]

its been discovered and lets just say its a step up from your taint

[ice grillin you]

even after i play basketball?

[PhillyPhreak54]

And Wheels doesn't disappoint;

"hard to imagine them only scoring 1 run on nights like these"

[ice grillin you]

i despise two out single rallies....you never ever get the third hit