Random Eagles Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

[smeags]

pre-season doesn't count.

[ice grillin you]

I have fifty bucks that says the Eagles win at least three games.

lol...they might even win 4 or 5!

[SD]

when the eagles win 3 gamnes this year this might be the number one reason why

wentz - not going to play
agoholor - sucks
marcus smith - all time bust
lane johnson - not going to play (mostly)
fletcher - $$$
danny watkins - fired

that next to nothing from five of the last six number one picks.....pathetic and unacceptable...

oh and they also wont be getting a whole lot out of next years number one pick either

Unacceptable...wish we had a better owner

[ice grillin you]

its going on 15 years since they had a real live nfl PP guy running the show....its either been a HC or Howie

when was their last great draft?....westbrook year right?....god damn joke

[Rome]

I have fifty bucks that says the Eagles win at least three games.

lol...they might even win 4 or 5!

So you're not willing to back up your ridiculous hyperbolic bullshtein as usual?

I see. 

[smeags]

yeah but, the windmills.

[QB Eagles]

I'm with igy on this one. This team looks set up to be horrible this year. I expect 3-13. If they make 8-8 like a lot of people seem to expect, I will be pleasantly surprised.

No receivers, no corners, brutally thin O-line and LB corps that are already having their depth tested, no real standout players other than Fletch, offense and defense both in huge scheme transitions, questionable coach, questionable RB situation, nothing special at QB, and I don't think the division will be as weak as last year.

If anyone's in a fantasy league where an Eagle is drafted in the first seven rounds, I'm guessing it's a Philly area league.

[ice grillin you]

right after free agency I had them at 10-11 wins or 3-4 wins....I felt like it was going to be all or nothing...everything that's happened since then has pointed towards it being 3-4

I have fifty bucks that says the Eagles win at least three games.

lol...they might even win 4 or 5!

So you're not willing to back up your ridiculous hyperbolic bullshtein as usual?

I see. 

its not hyperbole....everyday that goes by they are heading more and more towards the abyss....not sure what you see that would make 3 wins improbable

lets make 8 the o/u and ill bet you 50

[QB Eagles]

The optimistic view of the team seems to be that Schwartz has turned the defense into the 85 Bears, and on offense, our flurry of 3 TE attacks and 40 year old Darren Sproles popping up all over the field will be enough to win.

[ice grillin you]

if the defense was the 85 bears the eagles still might only win 8 games....that's how horrific the offense is going to be

[ice grillin you]

wow i really like this trade....dgb will probably fail but the upside is unmistakable

[MDS]

wow

yea hes got loads of issues and was just let go a few weeks into camp, so clearly hes causing all kinds of problems....but the eagles receivers are an abomination and they literally gave up the equivalent of nothing (dennis kelly). worth a shot.

howie is really good at this sort of thing

[ice grillin you]

i wouldn't say Kelly is nothing..hes nothing special but hes a legit decent back up OT who probably would have been LJ's replacement

ill still take a shot at dgb cause they aren't going anywhere this year...but they def gave something up to get something

[SD]

Supposedly Randle looks disinterested. He looked horrible Thursday. Would it be a surprise after this trade if Randle is cut?

[hbionic]

This is how bad Dennis Kelly is. I thought Dennis was "Chip's" real first name.