Random Eagles Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

[ice grillin you]

who are their back up olb now?

bryan braman and i honestly dont know who else

edit: supposedly only a not serious hammy....phew

[Don Ho]

Oh thank God it's only a hamstring.  I had the cyanide capsules out.

[ice grillin you]

Cornerback Eric Rowe learned a few lessons from veteran wide receiver Steve Smith, who left Rowe chasing him most of the day.

[Zanshin]

Cornerback Eric Rowe learned a few lessons from veteran wide receiver Steve Smith, who left Rowe chasing him most of the day.

Was one of them that he should play safety?

[SD]

Cornerback Eric Rowe learned a few lessons from veteran wide receiver Steve Smith, who left Rowe chasing him most of the day.

On Philly Sports Talk last night on CSN the commentators said Rowe was stride for stride with Smith most of the day. They said he looked great. I wasn't there to judge for myself but I was listening to WIP this morning and a bunch of people were saying how great he looked.

To reiterate, I agree with you he's not a slot CB and think he's better suited at safety. But reviews are certainly mixed.

[smeags]

sounds like he's gonna be real good or suck something fierce.

[SD]

sounds like he's gonna be real good or suck something fierce.

I can't remember who the commentators were last night that watched him at camp, I know one was Barkann. But they said on a long play he was with Smith step for step and everyone in attendance was impressed.

What they said was spot on. We expect him to have some rough patches because he's a rookie and it's to be expected but overall he was a great pick.

[ice grillin you]

GREAT

[SD]

DEATH ROWE

[Rome]

Last year's bust is out 2-3 weeks.

[ice grillin you]

DEATH ROWE

lol

[Zanshin]

Last year's bust is out 2-3 weeks.

Even with smoothies?

[General_Failure]

The smoothies are the only thing holding him together at this point.

[MDS]

the magary writing portion is over the top (as usual) and a few things are shoehorned in to make a joke or a point, but the comments are hysterical as usual

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-philadelphia-eagles-1725165274

[ice grillin you]

holy shtein is this hilarious....because its true

Every greasy cannoli-inhaling specimen from South Philly named Vito and Rocco along with the South Jersey riff raff portion of our fanbase that still crashes high school parties at the age of 32 bought up all the Riley Cooper jerseys that went on clearance at Dick's sporting goods after he made his racist remarks.

Mention one word about how our current Snuggle the Fabric Softener Bear look alike coach has dismantled the entire roster and you'll hear an entire gaggle of our troglodyte, painkiller addicted white trash fans blurt out "DURRRR Chip knows what he's doing DERP" in between sucking down a whippet and wolfing down a sandwich made from the shaved meat of a cow's sphincter slathered in cheese whiz which we consider to be Michelin star quality cuisine.

The official collective voice of all Eagles fans is a guy in Bakersfield that goes by eatdatHoyda445 and does fast food reviews on his YouTube channel in between bitching about how farged this team truly is.

We traded Nick Foles for a quarterback that has shoulders made of Funyuns.