Get advice from smart people on medical procedures

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, January 12, 2011, 02:17:28 PM

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PoopyfaceMcGee

Anyone on :CF ever had a vasectomy?

Anyone ever bought a boob job for a lady?


I have a friend who would want more information on these things.  A very close good friend.

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Rome

No and no.

I would do both but preferably not at the same time.

Seabiscuit36

My buddy bought some new tits for his girl a few years back.  He broke up with her, she kept the titties, i got the pictures. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

If you want your girl to have bigger tits and it's worth money to you to make it happen you might want to consider being with another girl. Or being with a girl who can pay for her own boob job. Or killing yourself.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

charlie

Youre better off getting a new girl than trying to retrofit tits on the old one.

Sgt PSN

An ex-g/f of mine got a boob job while we were seeing each other and that was a lot of fun. 

But Rusty hit it on the head.....don't buy them for her.  She should be the one to pay.  Afterall, women are the ones always bitching about how it's "their body" and all that nonsense.  I know if I dropped a couple grand into some chesticles for my lady, then that makes them my chesticles and I'm going to play with them whenever the farg I want.  Obviously, most women would occassionally have a problem with this which would force me to sue them for denying me access to my own property and I just don't see the relationship being able to progress from that point.  Then I'd have to sue her again to get the implants back.  Who has the time for that? 

reese125

Girlfriend hells no, wife absolutely.

And thanks for the vasectomy reminder. I need to schedule that shtein.

charlie


hbionic

My good friend got the nut-cut and my girl's brother in law did as well. They were  both emasculated BEFORE the operation and rave about what a great decision that was.

I reserve the right to get women pregnant...well into my 90's.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Zanshin


smeags

Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 12, 2011, 03:38:05 PM
An ex-g/f of mine got a boob job while we were seeing each other and that was a lot of fun. 

But Rusty hit it on the head.....don't buy them for her.  She should be the one to pay.  Afterall, women are the ones always bitching about how it's "their body" and all that nonsense.  I know if I dropped a couple grand into some chesticles for my lady, then that makes them my chesticles and I'm going to play with them whenever the farg I want.  Obviously, most women would occassionally have a problem with this which would force me to sue them for denying me access to my own property and I just don't see the relationship being able to progress from that point.  Then I'd have to sue her again to get the implants back.  Who has the time for that? 

next time just say no ok ?
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hbionic

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reese125

Marry a girl with fake tits then repost.

If you tell me you wouldn't marry a girl because of them we have to have a sit down.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: Zanshin on January 12, 2011, 03:48:01 PM
Fake tits are awful.

Not completely true.  Porn star fake tits tend to be terrible looking.  But if a woman goes up a cup size or two and gets something that fits her body frame, then they tend to look great more often than not.  And the implants themselves are a lot better today than they were 10+ years ago and have a much more natural look to them.  Can you still tell?  Yeah, most of the time.  But it's not as obvious as it used to be.

Personally, I'm just a fan of tits.  Don't care if they're real or fake.