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Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« on: January 12, 2011, 02:17:28 PM »

Anyone on :CF ever had a vasectomy?

Anyone ever bought a boob job for a lady?


I have a friend who would want more information on these things.  A very close good friend.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2011, 02:24:52 PM »

yes on the 1st one
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2011, 02:35:08 PM »

No and no.

I would do both but preferably not at the same time.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2011, 02:40:39 PM »

My buddy bought some new tits for his girl a few years back.  He broke up with her, she kept the titties, i got the pictures. 
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2011, 02:43:06 PM »

If you want your girl to have bigger tits and it's worth money to you to make it happen you might want to consider being with another girl. Or being with a girl who can pay for her own boob job. Or killing yourself.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2011, 02:50:00 PM »

Youre better off getting a new girl than trying to retrofit tits on the old one.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2011, 03:38:05 PM »

An ex-g/f of mine got a boob job while we were seeing each other and that was a lot of fun. 

But Rusty hit it on the head.....don't buy them for her.  She should be the one to pay.  Afterall, women are the ones always bitching about how it's "their body" and all that nonsense.  I know if I dropped a couple grand into some chesticles for my lady, then that makes them my chesticles and I'm going to play with them whenever the farg I want.  Obviously, most women would occassionally have a problem with this which would force me to sue them for denying me access to my own property and I just don't see the relationship being able to progress from that point.  Then I'd have to sue her again to get the implants back.  Who has the time for that? 
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2011, 03:41:33 PM »

Girlfriend hells no, wife absolutely.

And thanks for the vasectomy reminder. I need to schedule that shtein.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2011, 03:42:03 PM »

sounds like freddie's hitting a midlife crisis
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2011, 03:47:41 PM »

My good friend got the nut-cut and my girl's brother in law did as well. They were  both emasculated BEFORE the operation and rave about what a great decision that was.

I reserve the right to get women pregnant...well into my 90's.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2011, 03:48:01 PM »

Fake tits are awful.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2011, 03:48:29 PM »

An ex-g/f of mine got a boob job while we were seeing each other and that was a lot of fun. 

But Rusty hit it on the head.....don't buy them for her.  She should be the one to pay.  Afterall, women are the ones always bitching about how it's "their body" and all that nonsense.  I know if I dropped a couple grand into some chesticles for my lady, then that makes them my chesticles and I'm going to play with them whenever the farg I want.  Obviously, most women would occassionally have a problem with this which would force me to sue them for denying me access to my own property and I just don't see the relationship being able to progress from that point.  Then I'd have to sue her again to get the implants back.  Who has the time for that? 

next time just say no ok ?
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2011, 03:49:14 PM »

Fake tits are awful.

This. Nothing like the real thang. Small or huge.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2011, 03:53:45 PM »

Marry a girl with fake tits then repost.

If you tell me you wouldn't marry a girl because of them we have to have a sit down.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2011, 03:53:51 PM »

Fake tits are awful.

Not completely true.  Porn star fake tits tend to be terrible looking.  But if a woman goes up a cup size or two and gets something that fits her body frame, then they tend to look great more often than not.  And the implants themselves are a lot better today than they were 10+ years ago and have a much more natural look to them.  Can you still tell?  Yeah, most of the time.  But it's not as obvious as it used to be.

Personally, I'm just a fan of tits.  Don't care if they're real or fake. 
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