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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2011, 03:55:17 PM »

Fake tits are awful.

This. Nothing like the real thang. Small or huge.

Exactly-- what's the point. If I want to play with a fake approximation of female body parts, the last thing I'd want is for them to be attached to a female brain.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2011, 03:56:42 PM »

Females don't have brains, dummy. 
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2011, 03:56:54 PM »

Fake tits are awful.

Not completely true.  Porn star fake tits tend to be terrible looking.  But if a woman goes up a cup size or two and gets something that fits her body frame, then they tend to look great more often than not.  And the implants themselves are a lot better today than they were 10+ years ago and have a much more natural look to them.  Can you still tell?  Yeah, most of the time.  But it's not as obvious as it used to be.

Personally, I'm just a fan of tits.  Don't care if they're real or fake.  

I'm a huge fan of tits, but I'm a purist. The other side of it is that the women who get the fake tits tend to even more mental than the ones who are well-endowed and/or well-adjusted enough not to need them.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2011, 03:59:42 PM »

Anyone who buys tits for a female is an icehole.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2011, 04:01:34 PM »

Fake tits are awful.

Not completely true.  Porn star fake tits tend to be terrible looking.  But if a woman goes up a cup size or two and gets something that fits her body frame, then they tend to look great more often than not.  And the implants themselves are a lot better today than they were 10+ years ago and have a much more natural look to them.  Can you still tell?  Yeah, most of the time.  But it's not as obvious as it used to be.

Personally, I'm just a fan of tits.  Don't care if they're real or fake. 

I'm a huge fan of tits, but I'm a purist. The other side of it is that the women who get the fake tits tend to even more mental than the ones who are well-endowed and/or well-adjusted enough not to need them.

Eh....depends on the girl, really.  The girl I dated that got them was gorgeous, but she had small-ish boobs.  She was more than comfortable in her own skin, didn't have confidence issues (or any issues really)....she just wanted bigger boobs.  There was practically no change to her personality after she got them done.  I think she was a pretty rare case though. 
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2011, 04:03:45 PM »

Wha? The girls that get boob jobs are mental? Boob jobs are like buying groceries now a days.

You're still wearing Members Only jackets and watching Threes Company aren't you?
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2011, 04:05:27 PM »

Most of the ones I've met have had some pretty deep-rooted issues. But I could also say that about a lot of women I've met who didn't have the work done.

Still, not a big fan. As much as I like cans, I'd rather have small real ones to play with than big fake bombs. By far.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2011, 04:07:15 PM »

Wha? The girls that get boob jobs are mental? Boob jobs are like buying groceries now a days.

You're still wearing Members Only jackets and watching Threes Company aren't you?

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2011, 04:08:55 PM »

Marry a girl with fake tits then repost.

If you tell me you wouldn't marry a girl because of them we have to have a sit down.

Girls that get boob jobs tell me something about their frail self-esteem. Women that get them tend to pick at things on their body and never seem to be satisfied. Then its the nose, and skin, and waist, and legs, etc. And to hear about it? farg that. Just give me a girl that has a nice ass...regardless of tit size...so that she looks good when I dress her up in boots and thigh highs. It just seems like woman that get the implants tend to be extra-farged up than normal women.

That said...if I had a wife and my kids milked her tits dry....I would consider exploring the implants...other than that...I'm good with how individual women are different, big and small.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2011, 04:09:32 PM »

i wouldnt even hook up with a fake tittied girl much less marry one

its almost as big a turn off as smoking or not liking sports

synthetic cosmetic...its pathetic...if they are real then she gets the credit...if they wasnt then she doesnt...i like the natural look so i kicked it to her cousin
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2011, 04:10:38 PM »

i wouldnt even hook up with a fake tittied girl much less marry one

its almost as big a turn off as smoking or not liking sports

synthetic cosmetic...its pathetic...if they are real then she gets the credit...if they wasnt then she doesnt...i like the natural look so i kicked it to her cousin

IGY smalls is the illest.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2011, 04:14:05 PM »

Truth:

1.  I had a vasectomy this morning.  It was easier than getting a tooth filled.  Just wondering if my balls are going to start hurting soon.  Got the Lortab rX but have been going just with Ibuprofen so far.

2.  The wife wouldn't mind a little pick-me-up now that both kids are done.  I like her the way she is, but if it makes her feel about herself, why not?  She wouldn't want big fakies anyway.  And money is shared in this house, so we'd both be paying for it.

So there you go.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2011, 04:15:26 PM »

So:

1. You have been successfully emasculated and you love it

2. Your wife has self-esteem issues?

At least you are honest.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2011, 04:15:40 PM »

Truth:

1.  I had a vasectomy this morning.  It was easier than getting a tooth filled.  Just wondering if my balls are going to start hurting soon.  Got the Lortab rX but have been going just with Ibuprofen so far.

2.  The wife wouldn't mind a little pick-me-up now that both kids are done.  I like her the way she is, but if it makes her feel about herself, why not?  She wouldn't want big fakies anyway.  And money is shared in this house, so we'd both be paying for it.

So there you go.


Don't scratch your balls for a bit. Burritos are still fine, though.
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Re: Get advice from smart people on medical procedures
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2011, 04:16:42 PM »

I also heard its six-weeks before you can do anything with your balls. Is this true FF? Not that I really care.
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