Boneheaded playcalls courtesy of Andy Reid

Started by SD, September 16, 2010, 10:23:02 AM

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mussa

I was screaming at the TV during that whole episode. Its like I knew what he was going to do and saw it slowly happening. I cannot come to grasps with how this man is being paid millions to make decisions and constantly fails at basic tasks. In the real world you get fired.
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fansince61

Quote from: mussa on October 04, 2010, 11:16:50 AM
I was screaming at the TV during that whole episode. Its like I knew what he was going to do and saw it slowly happening. I cannot come to grasps with how this man is being paid millions to make decisions and constantly fails at basic tasks. In the real world you get fired.

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Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyGirl

"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

PoopyfaceMcGee

Speaking of which, last night's Family Guy was slightly amusing.  Good to see McFarlane and Limbaugh set aside differences in the name of comedy.

Also, Andy Reid is a fat farg who should be covered in pig vomit and thrown into an incinerator.

PhillyGirl

Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on October 04, 2010, 10:45:07 AM
He is definitely an idiot, but I think he had a legitimate gripe with the way they moved the ball back.  That ball should have been at most 8" away. 

From Les Bowen just now:

QuoteRewound Eagles clock snafu several times. Yes, initial spot was generous. But it was changed early in long review. Just call play, run it.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Magical_Retard

At the stadium it felt like the review took 10 minutes. And then the time out. And then the delay of game.

Don't care if the spot was bad. How do you not know which play to call when they review for over 10 minutes?
Marge: I have someone who can help you!
Homer: Is it BATMAN!!??
Marge: No hes a scientist
Homer: Batman is a scientist.
Marge: Its not BATMAN!

General_Failure

New Theory: Andy was going for the FG anyway, but took the delay of game so people wouldn't talk all week about why they didn't go for the sneak.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: General_Failure on October 04, 2010, 02:08:43 PM
New Theory: Andy was going for the FG anyway, but took the delay of game so people wouldn't talk all week about why they didn't go for the sneak.

Other variations:
Andy was going to sneak, but Joe Banner called him on the sideline and told him to kick the FG "or else."
Banner actually called the clock operator and had them start running it early to help his plan to vault Howie Roseman to head coach.
The clock operator was on the take and/or a McNabb fan.
Andy is fat.

Also, Roseman was delighted that the 2011 pick the Eagles will get from the skins is more and more likely to be a 3rd rounder.

Magical_Retard

I am sure they are already figuring out ways to trade that 3rd round pick for 2 fourth round picks. GOTTA KEEP REBUILDING!
Marge: I have someone who can help you!
Homer: Is it BATMAN!!??
Marge: No hes a scientist
Homer: Batman is a scientist.
Marge: Its not BATMAN!

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

Third and 1. Wildcat with Eldra Buckley at QB. Leading immediately to...
Fourth and 1. One yard missile pass to a covered TE. Turnover on downs.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

It's like Reid can't help himself.  He's the most pigheaded and self-destructive coach I've ever seen.

PhillyGirl

Quote from: rjs246 on October 11, 2010, 09:01:51 AM
Third and 1. Wildcat with Eldra Buckley at QB. Leading immediately to...
Fourth and 1. One yard missile pass to a covered TE. Turnover on downs.

If I hadn't completely given up all hope, I'd have been screaming at the TV. Its pointless to get upset anymore at his stupidity.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen