Brent Celek on Ask an Eagle

[PhillyGirl]

I've deleted some threads that I don't think he should have to answer....funny, sure...but in a retarded, he'll never come back kind of funny.

I'm also closing down asking questions for now as I would like to keep it to one page of them. He doesn't need to be on here for an hour reading through threads.

Thanks.

[Rome]

How do you know he won't come back?  Maybe he shares a similarly twisted sense of humor, PG?

Just let him know we're a sick & twisted group and if he doesn't like what he reads then get someone else.

It's not that big a deal anyway.   It's just a fargin' internet message board.

[SD]

 It's just a fargin' internet message board.

Pretty much, it's not like you guys are competing for readers and fighting for advertising dollars.

[SD]

And why was my WWBCD? thread deleted? They had Mark Texeira on Mike and Mike this morning and their first question to him was in regards to the taser incident last night.

[PhillyGirl]

stop whining. I only deleted like 3 threads to keep it in the one page format.

[SD]

2 of them were mine, I smell a vendetta

[PhillyGirl]

I deleted the Wire thread because it was a triplicate.

[Sgt PSN]

Why do you hate triplicates so much? 

[Seabiscuit36]

she hates babies clearly

[SD]

she hates Dalton

[General_Failure]

She hates you all, but that was never a secret.

[BigEd76]

They're nowhere near as embarrassing as the fat ugly 13-yr old girls asking questions on "Meet the Flyers", but knowing he can't really respond to anti-Eagle comments or get into playbook details, what else are we expected to ask that won't get a clichéd response?

[ice grillin you]

amen

just have people PM you questions and put up the best like five or six at a time and have this guy periodically answer them

what else are we expected to ask that won't get a clichéd response?

basically nothing....thats the problem...im sure there are a couple things that could be brought up but at best even they would only be semi interesting...problem is hes not in a position to answer questions about the team honestly...not his fault...its just the way it is...and other than that who the farg cares about anything he has to say...i mean above and beyond what anyone else has to say on anything

i think the best you can hope for is some sort of honesty about ex players...like truly how corny is mcnabb and how big was this supposed generational or personality gap btwn him and the youngins...even asking him to answer something like that is pretty unrealistic

[BigEd76]

I say let him browse and reply anywhere on the forum.  I'm sure he's had a crappy meal at a cheap joint too...

[rjs246]

what else are we expected to ask that won't get a clichéd response?

basically nothing....thats the problem...im sure there are a couple things that could be brought up but at best even they would only be semi interesting...problem is hes not in a position to answer questions about the team honestly...not his fault...its just the way it is...

Which is exactly why his take on the zombie scourge is so worthy.

Check mate, bitches.