2010 College Football Thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Patterson looks like an angry pedophile.

[BigEd76]

UConn's coach Edsall is taking over at Maryland

[Drunkmasterflex]

That play Tyrod Taylor made on his touchdown pass was as ridiculous as they come.   

[DH]

yea it was..the rest of the game has kinda sucked though

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Luck would be retarded to stay in school.

[DH]

luck is going to be an nfl hof'r...and i dont mean a cornelious ingram type of hof'r.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

So, the Panthers should basically tell Clausen to go farg himself?

[Seabiscuit36]

He's an icehole so yes

[DH]

they can draft mcgloin, id still tell clausen to farg himself. i hate that little prick.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

they can draft mcgloin

I would shtein myself with glee if he left early!

TMQ says this better than I could:

Only the NCAA Could Think One Person Is "Themselves" In the Kansas State-Syracuse bowl game, Adrian Hilburn scored a touchdown with a minute remaining to pull Kansas State to within two points. Hilburn briefly saluted the Kansas State cheering section behind that end zone where he scored; zebras called that unsportsmanlike conduct, marching the Wildcats' 2-point try back to the 18. Syracuse stopped the deuce and won. Thus the penalty essentially handed the inaugural New Era Pinstripe Bowl to Syracuse. The game was being played in New York City, see? Syracuse is a New York team, see? The mob put the fix in to make sure the New York team won, see? The whole game was fixed by the mob, see?

There you go, tabloids -- "ESPN says game was 'fixed by the mob.'" Obviously I don't mean this. The trouble is, it's a better explanation than that NCAA officials think a three-second salute by a guy who just scored a touchdown is a reason to throw a flag that in effect awards the game to the other team.

TMQ hates the celebration penalty. As long as there is no taunting, and there was none by Kansas State, why shouldn't players dance happily after a touchdown? Nearly all football fans, players and coaches hate the celebration penalty -- why does it exist? The current NCAA stance seems to be that football players not graduating is a minor matter, athletes who break rules will be overlooked whenever bowl revenue is involved, but don't you dare act happy! Especially bizarre is the NCAA notion that celebration fouls should be a "point of emphasis." Punishing players for jumping around happily is a point of emphasis, while helmet-to-helmet hits are rarely flagged? Even considering the NCAA's reputation for hypocrisy, this is a bit much. The celebration rule (at the high school and NFL levels, too) needs a serious revamping.

After the game, referee Todd Geerlings said the penalty was justified because officials judged Hilburn "to be drawing attention to themselves, and that's what the flag was for." Set aside that your kindergarten teacher would flunk that sentence. Here's the NCAA rule: Unsportsmanlike celebration is "Any delayed, excessive, prolonged or choreographed act by which a player attempts to focus attention on himself (or themselves)." What Hilburn did was not delayed, excessive, prolonged or choreographed -- although he did draw attention to himself. The rule doesn't forbid drawing attention to yourself. It forbids "any delayed, excessive, prolonged or choreographed act." Hilburn did not violate the wording of the rule. Even an NCAA official who doesn't know the difference between "himself" and "themselves" should understand the wording of rules.

Along comes the next bowl, North Carolina at Tennessee. On one Volunteers touchdown, the receiver did a choreographed dance as a teammate leapfrogged him; on another, the receiver danced elaborately, then a teammate lifted him into the air. No flag in either case. Rules are supposed to be consistent. The NCAA celebration rule seems enforced entirely according to the whim of whoever is working the game.

Reader Chris Gillard of Atlanta adds that "drawing attention" happens constantly in football and is almost never flagged: "If celebration is bad, shouldn't there be an excessive celebration penalty for the defensive player who gets a sack and then runs 10 yards jumping around, thumping his chest and gesturing to the fans?" I watched the South Carolina-Florida State second half with this in mind, and counted 14 instances of a player who had just made a sack or big tackle or had a big gain dancing wildly on the field, flexing his biceps, chest-bumping with a teammate or doing a bit or choreography. No flags. How come celebrating a touchdown is a grievous offense but celebrating a tackle is unregulated? Fix this embarrassing rule.

[Don Ho]

And did not the Tennessee quarterback do a slit throat gesture all be it a "mild" one after one of his touchdowns?  NCAA, what a load of bullshtein.

[MDS]

rich rod OUT

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

How much coin will Michigan offer Jim Harbaugh?

[Drunkmasterflex]

Supposedly Harbaugh isn't interested in the Michigan job. 

[MDS]

hes going to SF

michigan has to poach patterson from tcu or petterson from boise. and by poach, i mean pay them more than nick saban