Marlin Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle

[Rome]

Whoever suggested Marlin blew his knee out was clearly fishing.

[Diomedes]

The haters just don't get it:  Marlin won't give up without a fight.

[phattymatty]

I blame roy halladay--he's been sitting down Marlins a lot recently.

boom.

[Rome]

I could keep this going but I don't want to bait anyone further.

[phattymatty]

Even if the injury isn't serious, he'll be on a very short hook once he gets in there.

[rjs246]

Marlins are fish.

Wait, did I do that right?

[Rome]

You are Cod's Gift to Comedy, rjs.

[rjs246]

I'm a farging comic savant compared to this abortion. Fact.

[Rome]

Why so crabby?

[Diomedes]

He doesn't like the cut of your jib?

[Rome]

Maybe he's just shellfish?

[SunMo]

pssst, Dio.  it's NOT good to be skilled at puns.

[Diomedes]

heretic

[PhillyGirl]

Torn Achilles.

[Rome]

So the Eagles signed a guy with an injury issue and he ended up getting injured in an unrelated area with shells & shorts on.

I can't believe it.