Around the NFL - 2010

[General_Failure]

Just as good as the random musings thread.

[shorebird]

Moon Unit Zappa...should have got the number 1 spot.

[Diomedes]

I must have posted this before, I'm sure.  Here it is again:

I knew a couple Andrew and Melissa.  My brother's landlords for a while.  They had a daughter.  Named her....wait for it....

Andrewlissa.

Then they got divorced.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Just as good as the random musings thread.

Rome hearts #2.

[Sgt PSN]

I must have posted this before, I'm sure.  Here it is again:

I knew a couple Andrew and Melissa.  My brother's landlords for a while.  They had a daughter.  Named her....wait for it....

Andrewlissa.

Then they got divorced.

That's the most awful name ever.  It sucks that a kid has to wait until he/she turns 18 before being allowed to have their name legally changed on their own.  Farg, I feel for that kid for having to grow up with that name. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

I must have posted this before, I'm sure.  Here it is again:

I knew a couple Andrew and Melissa.  My brother's landlords for a while.  They had a daughter.  Named her....wait for it....

Andrewlissa.

Then they got divorced.

They should have the shtein kicked out of them.

[shorebird]

They should have the shtein kicked out of them.

Unless she was a stone cold fox, then no one would have cared what her name was.

[BigEd76]

JaMarcus was finally released

[Feva]

Houston LB Brian Cushing getting suspended 4 games for steroids.

[ice grillin you]

whites

[Drunkmasterflex]

That is three Defensive ROYs in the last eight years that have been suspended for the juice.  Peppers, Merriman, and now Cushing.

[Munson]

blacks

[Sgt PSN]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings?year=2010&week=0

Power Rankings are dumb to begin with.  Power Rankings in May are absolutely pointless.  But there's usually one or 2 comments that are good for a chuckle...like this one about the Panthers:

All eyes will be on the Matt Moore-Jimmy Clausen duel at QB.

[Seabiscuit36]

The Eagles picked a tough time for Kevin Kolb to take over as quarterback. Their schedule features 11 top-level QBs, including two games against Donovan McNabb. (Clayton)

They play McNabb twice?  Who knew

[ice grillin you]

blacks

^^^^^
trying to hard to carry on his old white uncles hatred of coloreds