The 2010 Point and Laugh at the Eagles thread

Started by The BIGSTUD, January 09, 2010, 11:50:33 PM

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Seabiscuit36

Say what you want about his game, dude seems like he'd be fun as hell to hang out with.  Mcnabb would bore you to death.  Kolb's off the field personality is like Favre except he's not a drama queen
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Beermonkey

Quote from: rjs246 on July 20, 2010, 10:03:59 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 20, 2010, 09:54:56 AM
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2010/07/19/bass-fishing-with-kevin-kolb-part-one-the-quarterbacks-shot-a/?ncid=txtlnkusspor00000002
QuoteThe quarterback slipped off one of his boots – this is why real outdoorsmen wear them – attached it to the end of a stick that he picked from the ground and dangled it in front of the hissing western diamondback. The rattlesnake struck the boot. The boot danced and the snake struck again. And again. Nearly 10 times the snake attacked the boot. Until, finally, the snake recoiled and lay lifeless on the ground. What do you know? It worked. That show on the Discovery Channel reported that a rattlesnake will play dead when prey doesn't fall victim to its spectacular bite. So the quarterback reached down and plucked the rattlesnake by its neck and held it out. With his other hand, he retrieved the .38 caliber handgun fastened to his hip and fired a round into the rattler's head. He then used his favorite pocketknife to cut off the rattles. Thirteen of them!

farging A. No Campbell's Chunky soup bullshtein for this motherfarger.


I expected that article to end with him fashioning a condom out of the snake's body and cornholing a bull with it.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SD


Beermonkey

Quote from: rjs246 on July 20, 2010, 10:16:10 AM
Bulls are dudes, dude.

Right, that's what I was going for.

Any guy can farg a cow, it takes a man to have anal sex with a bull.

rjs246

I'm not sure what to say to that but I like where your head's at.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

smeags

Quote from: Beermonkey on July 20, 2010, 10:21:53 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 20, 2010, 10:16:10 AM
Bulls are dudes, dude.

Right, that's what I was going for.

Any guy can farg a cow, it takes a man to have anal sex with a bull.

finally, a guy that sees the big picture.
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: rjs246 on July 20, 2010, 10:24:40 AM
I'm not sure what to say to that but I like where your head's at.


.........which is up a bull's ass.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

PhillyPhreak54


Beermonkey

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 20, 2010, 10:44:30 AM
Beermonkey is back  :yay

I only just realized a few weeks ago that this site is still up.

Once the Eagles start losing and the bitchiness gets out of control, I'll be back to masturbating to Hentai sites.

PhillyGirl

"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

General_Failure

And suddenly I understand why frat boys draw penises on sleeping people.

The man. The myth. The legend.

phattymatty

anyone else get the call to join the live conference call with howie roseman and jamaal jackson?