This Team Will NOT Win Anything... Ever.

[Sgt PSN]

Who can tell what the hell she's saying through all the tears?

i can.  but i constantly beat my kids and take their toys away from them for no reason so i'm well versed in deciphering cry baby talk. 

[ice grillin you]

they have a big play/quick strike offense, which is great, but it also does put the defense on the field for more snaps and can wear them down throughout the course of a game. 

youre assuming it will be a big play offense against playoff teams...something it hasnt shown yet

seriously?  plays of 20+ yds

vs no:  71 yd td to pimp, 37 yd to celek, 26 yd to avant, 26 yd to celek, 21 yd to celek

vs dal:  20 yd pass to avant, 23 yd to avant, 20 yd to celek, 45 yd to mccoy, 20 yd to pimp

vs sd:  22 yd to pimp, 27 yds to avant, 58 yds to avant, 28 yds to maclin

vs atl*:  59 yds to weaver, 56 yds to maclin, 43 yds to brown

vs nyg*:  not even going to bother with this game because there were about 10 plays over 20 yds. 

vs sf* and vs den*:  if you can't remember the last 2 weeks then farg off. 

* = teams in playoff contention at game time. 

sd and no games they were steamrolled and behind the entire two games were just winging the ball with no care...that said deseans score against the saints was a valid big play...but it also was their only score of the year against a playoff team of more than 10 yards...and imo it cant be that big of a play if you dont score...22 yard passes to jason avant that end up leading to a punts arent big plays

[shorebird]

Why does everyone keep calling Jackson Desaun?? Isn't his name Pimp?

Pimp forever bitches.

[MDS]

it took me at least 3 or 4 readings to understand that post

[JackStraw]

...one more thing about bubbles - when doubters question whether a market is too frothy, the heavily invested invariably respond; "no, but really, its different this time".

Who knows? -maybe this time the oft-championed youth makes for a different outcome than losing every last game of the season since 1960.

[shorebird]

it took me at least 3 or 4 readings to understand that post

Now you know how people feel reading your articles.

[Rome]

blah...

what would make everyone's day is if you offed yourself, dickbag.

[reese125]

Im sorry did I hurt your feelings? hugs around the corner

[General_Failure]

You're all farging retarded. And no, they aren't going to win anything this year.

[Munson]

QB's that won SB's in the aughts....

Trent Dilfer
Tom Brady
Brad Johnson
Ben Roethlisburger
Peyton Manning
Eli Manning


There are only 2 guys on that list I'd definitely rather have, and 1 maybe in Big Ben.



I don't see why another QB automatically gives us a better chance at a SB. I'll take my chances with McNabb since a guy like Brady or Peyton aint gonna happen.


IGY-No one cares about your definition. The NFL defines a big play as a play of 20+ yards or more.

[MDS]

ill take my chances with a guys that failed every time. he seems warm and cuddly.

[PhillyGirl]

uh wow

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Plenty-of-weapons-for-Eagles-122709

[phillymic2000]

uh wow

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Plenty-of-weapons-for-Eagles-122709

McNabb cooled in the second half because of accuracy issues, shaky protection and some questionable pass-heavy play calling by head coach Andy Reid with the Eagles leading.

Questionable it was flat out stoopid

[Beermonkey]

You're all farging retarded. And no, they aren't going to win anything this year.

I think you need to update the CF banner. Here's my draft. I think it captures the mood accurately.

[SunMo]

holy shtein, haha