merry capitalismas

[Sgt PSN]

i hope santa credit claus brings you everything on your wish list.  enjoy the day with friends and family.  except that filthy jew mds.  have fun with your dreidel.   

[shorebird]

Going to my sisters house. She's making a big ole' rib roast. Make yo' tounge smack yo' forehead.

[MDS]

holocaustakah was like two weeks ago or something. tonight, i do nothing.

[Diomedes]

I normally love Christmas but this year it's a farging nightmare.  Oh, to be a Jew and have a nice quiet night and some chinese food.

[General_Failure]

Man, I could go for some Chinese food.

[Sgt PSN]

fa-ra-ra-ra-raaa-ra-ra-ra-ra

[PhillyPhreak54]

I love Christmas. I've already watched Christmas Vacation & It's A Wonderful Life...we will watch A Christmas Story tonight. My girl isn't into it as much as I am, but I think she's starting to catch on.

The only thing I am not doing this year, since it is only the two of us, is cooking a ham. I'm gonna do steaks instead.

[Rome]

the mall closed at 6, target closed at 7, and the rest of the stores in this farged up bullshtein "tourist" town closed early as well.

amazing.

and another thing... i said happy holidays to every person i saw today and got the rudest responses you've ever heard in your life.  some old funhole turned at me and snarled "christ is the reason for the season".

orly?  i thought it was a pagan festival celebrating the winter solstice?

farg christmas and especially farg the whiny c()cksuckers who bitch about it being "merry christmas" and not happy holidays.  farg you and your ridiculous superstitions.

[PhillyPhreak54]

lol...you grumpy old bastich.

I purposely said "Merry Christmas" to everyone this year. No "happy holidays, or seasons greetings". I'm not one of the fundies who have the "keep Christ in Christmas" stickers on my ride or anything like that. But I hate how people get up in arms for saying Merry Christmas. So I refuse to go the way of the PC-police and drop a happy holidays. All my cards I sent to my customers - Merry Christmas.

Why is it amazing all the stores would close early? It's Christmas Eve.

[MDS]

im running through the 4th season of dexter tonight and tomorrow. have fun everyone else.

[Rome]

i say happy holidays just because it upsets people so much.  that bitch is a perfect example of why the holiday is such a colossal waste of time.  if christ was the reason for the season, why be such a farging icehole about it?  why not just be gracious and say "thank you, same to you"?

you know why?  because people are shtein, that's why.

less people, more trees, clear water and air.

the end.

[PhillyPhreak54]

i say happy holidays just because it upsets people so much.  that bitch is a perfect example of why the holiday is such a colossal waste of time.  if christ was the reason for the season, why be such a farging icehole about it?  why not just be gracious and say "thank you, same to you"?

you know why?  because people are shtein, that's why.

less people, more trees, clear water and air.

the end.

I agree about the bitchy people...the ones who sneer at you when you talk to them, or the ones with the religious stickers throwing up the finger in the parking lot.

But its the people who refuse to say Merry Christmas who bug me. It's Christmas...lighten up, people.

[Sgt PSN]

this is pretty much exactly what i hoped this thread would become.  thank you for giving me the greatest gift of all. 

[Sgt PSN]

But its the people who refuse to say Merry Christmas who bug me. It's Christmas...lighten up, people.

it's not just christmas though.  there's also chanuka and kwanza both celebrated this time of year.  saying "merry christmas" is only really appropriate today and tomorrow. 

or, if you're smart and athiest, then all 3 holidays are meaningless other than an excuse to get together with family, eat a shtein ton of food and celebrate capitalism by spending obscene amounts of money on senseless gifts.   

[PhillyPhreak54]

Sure..and the jewish folks I know, I say Happy Hanukkah. I don't know any people who celebrate Kwanzaa, but if I did I would wish them a happy one too.