Michael Vick, Philadelphia Eagle

[PhillyPhreak54]

They had to cancel his book signings because of threats against him and his family. One of which said they'd like to shove his daughter in a pool while hooked up to a battery.

The animal rights nut jobs threatening someone else's life.

Makes sense.

farging dopes

[Diomedes]

He's a dope for cancelling.

What are they gonna do, storm the f'n book signing, kidnap him and his children who aren't there, and drive them to a hotel that has a pool?

Gimme a break. 

Hire a bodyguard and carry on, Puss.

[General_Failure]

He should think about getting some guard dogs.

[ice grillin you]

c4 to your door no beef no more

[shorebird]

Geez. I've gotten' sick of the vindictive animal lovin' nuts. Let it go. Cmon', most all of us have owned dogs, we like and sometimes love them. They can seem like members of the family. But for christ sakes, they are still just fargin' dogs. They're animals. People who threaten to kill other peoples kids because of killing dogs need their heads examined. Suck ass qb or not, he paid for his crimes. He went to faring jail! Let it go.

[ice grillin you]

also people who fight dogs dont do it because they are into animal torturing....they do it for money or competition

the fact that vick got a family dog recently doesnt mean hes going to torture it

many dogfighters own family pets that they love and treat wonderfully

[shorebird]

Really, Vicks dog most likely gets treated better than some people treat thier own kids.

[Diomedes]

Whatever.  Dude has been getting death threats for years, I'm sure.  Now all of a sudden he can't show up for a book signing?

Why doesn't he use that excuse more often?

I say he's letting the haters win by wimping out.  Bring a goddman bodyguard--I'm sure the team would cover that--and inform the police that you'll be there, etc.

[reese125]

who cares- nobody is signing his dumb ass book anyway. stay home mike.

[Tomahawk]

I've never been to one, but I think the author is supposed to do the signing. Hopefully nobody is buying his book though

[Diomedes]

God knows he didn't actually write it.  I doubt he can write a decent paragraph about anything at all.

[reese125]

I've never been to one, but I think the author is supposed to do the signing. Hopefully nobody is buying his book though

correct- buying his book is what I meant to type

[Diomedes]

http://www.showmike.com/

Okay guys, I've got a great idea.  Let's all  submit our rides and see if we can't get Vick to do a "home screen" feature of cars from the Eagles fan club Concrete Field.

Tomahawk could post his Gran Torino, or whatever the farg boat that is he pours his lifeblood into.
I could put up my wicked expensive and never-ridden airhead.
igy could post his soccer mom Range Rover.  I think Maclin has the same thing.  They could be BFFs.
rjs might want to put the chrome wheel covers back on the Alero before we go live with this campaign.
Did Phreak get his stolen truck back?  I forget.  You know it's got trucknuts and a "WoodChoppa" graphic applied to the back window.
Sassy could post his Vietnam Veteran Memorial road pig and his woman's tagalong too.  Or get his mom to haul the Willys out of her barn and submit that.

It'll be pretty awesome.

Who am I forgetting?  Zanshin probably drives an Audi or something like that.

[Sgt PSN]

What about you and your Volkswagon Cabriolet or Segway?

[Diomedes]

Have another coffee and try again, soldier.