Couch to 5k

PhillyGirl · April 28, 2011, 10:45:46 AM

I wouldn't shtein myself. I already said I'd stop. I'm not in these to actually WIN. Finishing and getting PRs is all I look for.

I'm in the gray corral, charlie....expected time of 1:30-1:40.

Diomedes · April 29, 2011, 06:36:38 AM

livestock

PhillyGirl · April 29, 2011, 08:48:46 AM

lol, pretty much. Its 30K people running the length of Broad Street.

rjs246 · April 29, 2011, 08:50:14 AM

And every one of them on the verge of shteinting themselves. Magnificent.

charlie · April 29, 2011, 08:59:15 AM

Quote from: rjs246 on April 29, 2011, 08:50:14 AM
And every one of them on the verge of shteinting themselves. Magnificent.

Thats not all than different than any normal day.

rjs246 · April 29, 2011, 09:01:33 AM

Yeah but on a normal day you aren't sporting sexy poop-revealing running shorts.

Beermonkey · April 29, 2011, 10:31:00 AM

Quote from: rjs246 on April 19, 2011, 11:58:27 AM
Yeah, there's really no coming back from that. You poop yourself during athletic competition and you pretty much remove yourself from the consensual sex population.

I saw a wrestler in high school do that about 25 years ago. He used laxatives to make weight, then gorged after weigh-ins. It started out as a small brown dot on his trunks, that eventually grew to cover his whole ass, then seeped out.

He could save a busload of of kids from a fire, but will forever be known as the guy that shtein his pants wrestling.

PoopyfaceMcGee · April 29, 2011, 03:50:22 PM

This thread has taken an interesting turn.

I think that digging this delightful article up from the archives is warranted.

QB Eagles · April 29, 2011, 06:18:43 PM

Quote from: FastFreddie on April 29, 2011, 03:50:22 PM
This thread has taken an interesting turn.

I think that digging this delightful article up from the archives is warranted.

That article is fantastically written. The descriptive metaphors had me laughing several times.

Sgt PSN · April 29, 2011, 08:20:56 PM

Apparently Sizzler is so terrible, just looking at one makes your colon explode.

PoopyfaceMcGee · April 30, 2011, 12:41:34 PM

It's no Golden Corral, I'll tell you that much.

Rome · April 30, 2011, 12:46:37 PM

Ha... I used to love going to Sizzler when I was a kid. They had one in Northfield by the Shore Mall and as much as I hated going anywhere near that place I would always go just to eat at Sizzler.

SD · April 30, 2011, 01:08:21 PM

Hearing Sizzler always reminds me of this scene in White Men Can't Jump:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o5NweFWjAw

charlie · May 01, 2011, 09:44:30 PM

Quote from: charlie on April 28, 2011, 10:40:32 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on April 28, 2011, 10:20:27 AM
Quote from: charlie on April 28, 2011, 09:46:26 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on April 27, 2011, 04:38:29 PM
Broad Street Run this Sunday. Who's in?

I'm in.

And this week i have been sick as a dog and totally drained of energy.. should be fun.

I've been a mess all month. Since the Ocean Drive race. I got a cold that Monday morning, which was in my chest by Thursday....and it stayed there for 3.5 weeks. I think I've run a total of 10 times all month, nothing more than 5 miles. I'm not sure how this is going to go lol

My longest has been 6, that was saturday... and then I was in bed sunday, monday, and half of tuesday...

I originally predicted a time of 80 minutes, so i am actually starting in the 3rd coral i think, but i realistically don't think it will be anywhere near that. I'll consider it an accomplishment to not have my picture hotlinked to this thread on monday.

Finished at 87 minutes. Which isn't my best, but far better than I thought I would considering I hadn't run over 4 miles in over 2 weeks. All in all the broad street run was kinda easy for a 10 miler. How' was the entire city built downhill?

There were a group of kenyans that probably beat the subway back down to the sports complex.

Sgt PSN · May 01, 2011, 09:48:30 PM

If you didn't shtein yourself, no one really cares.