Couch to 5k

[Eagaholic]

sounds like good times

[phattymatty]

[PhillyPhreak54]

oh shtein!

[Sgt PSN]

Moises Alou pissed on his hands to get a better grip on the bat.  Maybe runners think that hersey squirts make them run faster.  PG, I defer to you on this matter.  Ever go poo-poo in your pants mid race to try and gain a competetive advantage? 

[charlie]

The dirty no so little secret of running a marathon.

I've seen it happen right in front of me. It's never happened to me, i practically starve myself leading up to long runs so that doesn't happen. I have peed myself. From the people I have known that that has happened to there's no warning, and you don't even know it happens until it's too late.

[reese125]

cmon...you have a piece of shtein squirting from your ass and running down your leg and you cant tell its happening?

that chick would rather come in 566th place and be humiliated than make a u-turn to the port-a-potty? logic gone.

[charlie]

It's more like a water balloon popping than a squirt.. and after running 20 miles you're muscles weaken and become numb from everything else burning. It happens.. a lot.

that chick would rather come in 566th place and be humiliated than make a u-turn to the port-a-potty? logic gone.

pretty much

Although this woman finished high enough in gender to qualify for some sponsorships in her future (20th woman)... so the 2 mins it took to use a toilet could have actually costed her money.

[reese125]

ha..Ill be damned if Im going to ruin a good pair of nike air max for 2.5 inch die cast medal and my shtein pic on ebaums world.

[rjs246]

Yeah, there's really no coming back from that. You poop yourself during athletic competition and you pretty much remove yourself from the consensual sex population.

[PhillyGirl]

I don't race to win, I'm pretty much running to finish and beat my own PR.

I don't have the need to crap/pee myself. I can make a stop at a port o potty.

Though, I passed by one on the 10 miler I did last month and the smell alone make me almost vomit. Not sure what would be worse, that smell or peeing myself. 

[DH]

[Munson]

Dear god is it really that widespread?

[DH]

i love the horrified looks on all the spectators faces

[PhillyPhreak54]

What the hell is wrong with these people?

I mean, come on. Have some goddamn dignity and don't shtein yourself while running a race. Especially when you've got shorts on and know it will run down your leg.

I'm very competitive but I draw the line at crapping myself to finish a farging race.

[DH]

quitter