Joe Banner Is The Prince Of Darkness

Started by Rome, April 24, 2009, 05:42:52 AM

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Rome

Montgomery & Giles are both colossal iceholes.  Just because both of them are douchebags that doesn't mean I love the Phillies any less.  In fact, it's fairly miraculous that any of us continue to love our teams simply because most, if not all, of them are owned and/or run by complete dickheads.

Lurie, Banner, Father of the Year Reid, Montgomery, Giles, Amaro, Ed Snider, & the Roberts Comcast shteinbags... yep, great group of fellas.

SunMo

bon jovi is really nice, that made the soul championship a lil bit sweeter
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Rome


SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

ice grillin you

Quote from: Rome on July 26, 2009, 02:32:32 PM
Montgomery & Giles are both colossal iceholes.  Just because both of them are douchebags that doesn't mean I love the Phillies any less.  In fact, it's fairly miraculous that any of us continue to love our teams simply because most, if not all, of them are owned and/or run by complete dickheads.

Lurie, Banner, Father of the Year Reid, Montgomery, Giles, Amaro, Ed Snider, & the Roberts Comcast shteinbags... yep, great group of fellas.

i actually dont mind lurie

dave montgomery literally might be the nicest person in sports

ed snider is the man

giles seems fine

dont really know the other guys

point being all the bad bones in their bodies put together would make a person 1/100th as bad as joe banner
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Rome

Ed Snider has 1 championship in the last 70 seasons of ownership of his sports franchises.  Plus he's about as much of a Philly guy as the asshat from Boston.  Monty & Giles are clowns who presided over decades of ineptitude and complacency until they were forced to hire a real baseball man.

But I'll agree that all of them combined don't come close to the iceholeness of Banner.

ice grillin you

yeah im not talking about competance...banner is good at his job...hes just so despisable

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

DH

Quote from: Rome on July 26, 2009, 02:18:18 PM
I went to the Super Bowl in Jacksonville to verbally assault A-rab cab drivers.

Fixed.

Rome


PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: Die-Hard on July 26, 2009, 02:04:34 PM
You're all full of shtein. If this team won the SB this year, not a single one of you would give a shtein who was running the squad. The "I root against the team because of Banner (or Reid, or McNabb, etc)" schtick is utterly ridiculous. 

Pretty much.

Dude is a douche. But his attytood wil never cause me to hate or root against the Eagles. I hate Amaro, but I don't root against the Phils.

Feva

If the Eagles were to win the SB, there are roughly 739,635,922 absolutely orgasmic thoughts that would be running through my head before I got to how much I hate Joe Banner and his smug, condescending douchebagginess.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

rjs246

Anyone who lets the front office personalities impact their feelings about a championship needs to reevaluate their life.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

reese125

word

cmon...the last person or people Im thinking about at the parade or the following year/s are Banner and company.
all Ill ever care about are the players that were on the field that won the trophy,  not who was behind the scenes playing wanna-be owner, being a smug condescending douchebag. sure ill rip him for the hell of it...but to let it affect my emotions of a championship? ha.

thanks for the trophy..appreciate it

ice grillin you

you do know its possible for it to be both...you can be happy for the title and hate that he won one

it will be great but it just wont compare to the phils last year
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

DH

Quote from: ice grillin you on July 27, 2009, 10:13:39 AM
it will be great but it just wont compare to the phils last year

Maybe I dont get understand this point because I'm not a Phils fan, but I have a feeling you're in the heavy minority on this one.