NFL Players Arrested - 2009

[bowzer]

She countered his claim that she was drunk but arguing that she's allergic to alcohol. 

lmao.  her farging stage name is tequilla.  supposedly she got the name when she was 13 and got drunk one night on tequilla.  what a dumb biatch.  but really, should we expect anything different from someone who basically got discovered simply based on the fact that she had a lot of myspace friends?

The owner of the bar that Merriman and Tila were at claimed she was drinking.  She was also dry-farging him all night long as he sat down.  She's a drunken whore.  Case closed.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Merriman should be choke slammed for hanging out with some d-list whore.

[Diomedes]

Yeah, like you'd decline given the chance.

[reese125]

ha--Sarge pointing out the best of all this...."hey pan face...your last name is Tequilla and youre allergic to alchohol?" 

farg outta here

[rjs246]

Maybe this dude should have made a small adjustment in lifestyle.

[Sgt PSN]

So he should stop hanging around dumb drunk sluts?  What's the point in living then?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeah, like you'd decline given the chance.

I find nothing attractive about her.

[Diomedes]

Nor do I honestly.  But that will hardly matter when I'm 80, at which point I will either sorely regret having passed on the chance to farg a young woman, or I'll relish the memory of it, not least for having spent decades slowly but surely sculpting the memory into good material, no matter how bad it may have been in reality at the time.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Point taken.

Although you could go to a club and pick out someone who is way hotter than her and pillage that ass for your memories.

[Diomedes]

I have too many errands to run to get that chance any more.  I've got to live on these memories I already have for the rest of my life.  Yay marriage, yay life.

[General_Failure]

Take up a heavier drinking regimen, slap the wife around a little. You'll be single again before you know it.

[Diomedes]

Yeah, I'd rather not. 

You make choices, you suffer the consequences of them, you die. 

I think that may be the first thing I tell my children.

[General_Failure]

Scream it at their squishy little heads as they're being born to make the biggest impression.

[bowzer]

Yeah, like you'd decline given the chance.

I find nothing attractive about her.

She looks like Gizmo...

Additionally, Merriman plays in the NFL and lives in San Diego.. I'm sure he could find a much hotter girl, who isn't mentally retarded.

[QB Eagles]

The question you have to ask yourself is "Can I stand being around this woman long enough to drop a load?" I could easily see the answer being no in Tequila's case, no matter how fast you cum. That's probably why she ended up getting choked.