NFL Players Arrested - 2009

[Diomedes]

Jon Vilma was popped for reckless driving and resisting arrest.

He's supposed to be awful smart and shtein.

[SD_Eagle5]

TERRY GLENN GETS BUSTED
Posted by Mike Florio on February 5, 2009, 10:11 a.m.
With his football career already in shambles due to a bad knee, receiver Terry Glenn likely has seen any chance of playing pro football disappear, due to a recent arrest on multiple charges.

Glenn was arrested last week on charges of public intoxication and marijuana possession (it's not known whether he had a "turkey bag" at the time).

The incident arose after police were called to an Irving, Texas hotel, apparently after receiving reports that Glenn had been roaming the halls of the establishment naked.

We hope Joe Cullen has a good alibi.

It's Glenn's third arrest. In 2005 (and we're not sure how we missed this one), Glenn was popped for public intoxication after officers caught him urinating behind the dumpster at a fast-food restaurant.

After being released by the Cowboys before training camp, Glenn was out of football in 2008.

[phattymatty]

no one says turkey bag.  florio must have hopped on urban dictionary quick before he wrote that.

[Diomedes]

I don't even know what that is supposed to mean, turkey bag.

Some help here please.

[BigEd76]

Our ol friend Freddie

Handcuffed but not arrested, but he's still under investigation

[SunMo]

when was he a standout?  that's libel

[SD_Eagle5]

when was he a standout?  that's libel

I was writing a similar post and libel was part of it. touche.

[BigEd76]

I like the lawyer's excuse:

"This was a case of celebrity hunting."

[Tomahawk]

I don't even know what that is supposed to mean, turkey bag.

Some help here please.

The work filter prevents me from checking out the Urban Dictionary, but what little I can see from the google results, a turkey bag is " A bag used to store weed. It keeps the sweet smell of maryjane inside the plastic"

[SD_Eagle5]

Aside from the headline this was my favorite part:

Mitchell said his grandmother is 90 years old and "takes memory pills."

[Seabiscuit36]

Fake story, he want a NFL Standout

[rjs246]

Fake story, he want a NFL Standout

That sentence made my brain seize.

[SunMo]

was it the horrible grammar, capitalization of standout, or the fact that this joke has been made about 3 times already?

[Seabiscuit36]

Apparently I need to refresh before posting, and a beer.  Farg you all

[rjs246]

was it the horrible grammar, capitalization of standout, or the fact that this joke has been made about 3 times already?

Yes.