Merry Christmas, fargers.

Started by Diomedes, December 24, 2008, 11:11:54 AM

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Diomedes

Hope everyone has a good Christmas.  And by good I mean, I hope you all die in a christmas tree fire.

And for our Jew and Muslim friends, Merry Christmas to you, may you drink the blood of Jesus.

I'm chillin' with family.  The whole gang for the first time in many many years.  And we all brought our dogs.  Five of 'em.  So if you dickbags have any luck in life, you'll be reading on CNN.com tomorrow about a family in New England being eaten alive by a pack of their own pet dogs.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

reese125

Does anybody else rock the 7 fishes in here for Christmas dinner or am I the only dego?

God damn I cant wait to grub tonight.

Diomedes

We always eat lasagna on Christmas Eve
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Yeti

Merry Christmas.

I invited you to try our holiday tradition.  Me and the Mrs. get under the tree on Christmas eve and make animal noises.


Good times!
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Hbionic

4and26

We'll have the traditional turkey and all the fixings.  Noting as exotic as Yeti with the kids around  ;)

Merry Christmas all.

BPJ

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SD_Eagle5

I don't have anything nice to say since I got a stomach virus Friday then gave it to my g/f and daughter, needless to say the past 4 days has sucked ass...so I'll just post a gay Eagles holiday pic and hope everyone gets what they were wishing for:


reese125

Quote from: Yeti on December 24, 2008, 11:37:55 AM
Merry Christmas.

I invited you to try our holiday tradition.  Me and the Mrs. get under the tree on Christmas eve and make animal noises.


Good times!

ha..thats great stuff

General_Failure

My sister has kids and a big house, so she gets to do all the big holiday meal stuff now. Everybody'll be heading over there some time tomorrow, hopefully after the kids are done ripping open presents. Later today I'll be making eggnog from a recipe that calls for bourbon and brandy. We'll see how that goes.

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Feva

Merry Christmas, fellas.

Everybody be safe so after a couple days, we can all get back to bitching and moaning.
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shorebird

I'll be deep frying two, yes two turkeys in an hour or so. I have a Creole Butter marinade that I'll be injecting in the turkey. :drool

I wonder whats going on at the Reid home. I guess Andy is saving money being as he doesn't have to buy as many Christmas presents this year, unless he's putting bucks in his sons commissary account.

Merry Christmas bitches.

General_Failure

Quote from: shorebird on December 24, 2008, 01:30:46 PM
I wonder whats going on at the Reid home.

"*cough* Uh, honey, could you pass the, uh, the stuffing there?"
"I guess I need to put the stuffing in a better position-"
"Don't you start. Just one darn day without someone picking on me, that's all I want for Christmas."
"Okay, okay, I'll hand you the stuffing."
"Okay, so pass me the stuffing."
"I'm handing it to you."
"Yeah, so go ahead and pass it."
"I'm handing it off to you."
"Gosh darnit, woman, pass me the mother loving stuffing!"

ten minutes later

*cough* "The, um, the turkey's a little dry"
"Well, I guess that's on me. Perhaps I need to do a better job prepar-"
"You botox-injected whore! I want a divorce!"
"Fine. I get half, and I'll be farging Joselio Hanson."


Merry Christmas, everybody!

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mussa

HAHAH nice GF

Merry p h u c king Christmas

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PoopyfaceMcGee

Caesar salad with shrimp and flank steak FTW.

mussa

Quote from: Yeti on December 24, 2008, 11:37:55 AM
Merry Christmas.

I invited you to try our holiday tradition.  Me and the Mrs. get under the tree on Christmas eve and make animal noises.


Good times!

So...I'll be over around 8 then?

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