Great lines from the movies

[Zanshin]

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

[Susquehanna Birder]

"I am the last person in this world that you want to farg with."

...and something totally different:

"I brought the magic suitcase. Have you been doing your special exercises?"

[Drunkmasterflex]

"I'll have a bloody mary, a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich."

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"Oh, you've remodeled the garage.  Must have cost you hundreds."

[SunMo]

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

[Drunkmasterflex]

"Hop-a-long Cassidy was killed here, bow and arrow accident.  Very weird."

[ice grillin you]

arent you gonna read me my rights?

you have the right to remain silent.....you have the right to have your face kicked in by me....you have the right to have your balls stomped on by him

i think ill waive my rights

[Phanatic]

Had to cheat a little to remember the whole thing.

I beleive in the soul, the cock, the Hoyda, the small of a women's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of susan sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot and soft core pornography, opening presents Christmas morning rather then Christmas eve and I believe in long slow deep soft wet kisses that last three days.

[NGM]

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Eh hmm, thats not fair. 

Mitch Cumstein, great guy. 

[rjs246]

When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.

[SD_Eagle5]

When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.

The tirade that preceded this quote is worthy of mention:

Hell is overflowing, and Satan is sending his dead to us. Why? Because, you have sex out of wedlock, you kill unborn children, you have man on man relations, same sex marriage. How do you think your God will judge you? Well friends, now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

[NGM]

"Why are you always smiling?"

"Cause it´s all so farging hysterical."

[MDS]

"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."

"And so it goes, and so it goes. And the book says, "We may be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."

[rjs246]

"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."

I didn't think you had it in you, Todd.

[PhillyPhreak54]

"What do you think the temperature is?"

"One."