When you are Single, In a Relationship, or Married, you....

[hbionic]

Single: Stay over your friend's house playing video games until 5am
In A Relationship: Stay over your friend's house playing video games until 5am...but you gotta call your girl and say good night and sound like a Hoyda in front of your friend.
Married: I imagine you have no more friends?

[Seabiscuit36]

its true, never get married.  I got all hammered up earlier this summer and forgot to come home or call, bad times.

[Drunkmasterflex]

WTF does this have to do with anything? If you are single and you are staying at a friends house until 5am you have issues, you should be out at the bar chasing poon or getting black out drunk.

[General_Failure]

So, no whores out in the desert?

[hbionic]

Whory sheep?

[hbionic]

Chasing poon? Us? My friends are Hoydas...including myself.

[mussa]

when your single you get laid by strange whoray women

[Drunkmasterflex]

So, no whores out in the desert?

Unless you count the ones that are in the Army and I wouldn't touch them with mussa's johnson. 

[mussa]

that means a lot to me buddy, thanks 

[Rome]

Single: Bang Chuggie's Mom.

In A Relationship: Watch Sassy Bang Chuggie's Mom.

Married: Get Drunk, Post On CF, Watch Chuggie Post More Super Topics.

[ice grillin you]

married or not the meaning of life is getting as much pusssie as humanly possible without dying of something you may catch in the process

[mussa]

married or not the meaning of life is making as many babies as humanly possible without having to work and live'n off the gov't....word is born

[rjs246]

So now IGY is a poonhound? I'm confused.

[ice grillin you]

isnt every dood?

[rjs246]

But you're so sensitive. How could you?