CF's Round by Round Opinions of the picks

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

whatever, though.  ballsy, funny, or just plain retarded, it was still a classic jerkoff move.

Freddie is a classic jerkoff guy so it sounds like he was par for the course to me. 

Just because you picture me when you sex yourself doesn't make it classic.

[Sgt PSN]

I can't stop thinking about the way you swallowed my burrito. 

[RezRob]

I can't stop thinking about the way you swallowed my burrito.  albino taquito.

[mussa]

Stop hanging out with Steelers fans.

At some point Lancaster became Steelers country.  It disgusts me.

That some point was when they won the super bowl a few years ago. closet steelers fan's came out of nowhere. black and yellow shtein everywhere. then the next few years they sort of stunk it up, and it went away. typical

[MDS]

The Trade (1) - Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina for a Panther football game (and subsequently taking their first round pick in what appears to be a really nice trade).

Laws (2) - I hate Notre Dame and every insufferable moron that went there/likes the team because they have some semblance of Irish heritage and the team's nickname is the "Fighting Irish.". It seems excessive to pick another defensive lineman, but this was expected. Meh.

Jackson (2) - Most likely will get hurt but still completely worth it. If he Jesus helps him stay healthy this could be quite solid.

Smith (3) - I have no farging clue.

Trade for Booker (4)- It's worth a shot, they've needed someone to spell Westbrook for years and have been content with friggin Buckhalter. This dook probably ain't the answer, but it's better than taking another white lineman from Utah.

McGlynn (4) - Who farging knows.

Demps (4) - Quintin Mikell + Will Demps = this icehole

Ikegwuono (4) - Seems like a smart pick, but we said the same thing about Jeremy Bloom.

Gibson (6)-  I think he writes the temple football blog.

Mays (6)- OHMIGOD HE'S GONNA BE SOOOOO GOOD WAHT A AWSOME STEAL!!2!!@1

Studenbaker (6)- Miserably fails the name test and is therefore dead to me.

The King (7) - Passes the name test with flying colors and therefore replaces Akeem Jordan as my "boiiii."

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Your boiii is getting cut next week.  At the latest.

[MDS]

The same things were said about Jordan and that child is still breathing. Never doubt an offensive lineman named King. Never.

[Sgt PSN]

Demps (4) - Quintin Mikell + Will Demps = this icehole

I laughed at this. 

[Feva]

1st - The trade - If you don't like this move as an Eagles fan, you're farging retarded.  There the Eagles sat, prepared to take a so-so O-lineman... and here come the Panthers begging to be raped and bailed the Eagles out.  That 1st rounder, along with Lito... gives the Eagles more trading firepower than anyone else incase one of the big WR's shake loose at any point this offseason.

2nd - Trevor Laws - I like this pick.  He's a workhorse on a D-line at a "top" school against top competition.  This was an underrated need for the Eagles because they rotate the D-line out so much and now they don't have to rely on some retread like Kimo, Reagor or Ian Scott (yes, I know he's not here anymore).

2nd - DeSean Jackson - Hell yeah.

3rd - Bryan Smith - I wish they'd stop reaching for these small school guys all the damn time.  At least as early as they do.  It's the 3rd farging round... where they should still be after potential starters and contributers.  He does seem like he can rush the passer though so like someone else said, if they actually use him for that purpose... it could be a decent pick, I guess.

4th - Lorenzo Booker - Very nice pickup.  I actually liked him last year, but figured there was no way in hell Andy would go after him.  Another quick back, who can catch the ball as well... and with him and Westbrook on the field at the same time... PICK YOUR POISON!  I love that they got him with only a 4th too.

4th - Mike McGlynn - I think he was picked to push the hell out of Herremans at LG... not RT, and I like the fact that he's described as "extremely" agressive.  Could be another mauler.

4th - Quentin Demps - Yes.  Very nice value pick.  Ballhawks, ballhawks, ballhawks!  Can never have too many... and if he gets the INT... he's got a noze for the endzone.  They say he's not too physical, but hopefully Dawk can beat that out of him.

4th - Jack Ikegwuono - I-ken-go-on-and-on about him.  I'm torn on this one.  I like that he was rated as a 1st/2nd round talent before tearing his knee up... and they're having the foresight to grab him now.  I hate that we'll have to wait till 2009/10 to see the dividends... or to find out that he can't fully recover.

6th - Mike Gibson - PS or out on the street.

6th - Joe Mays - He'll have to make his impression on ST's (which I think he has a chance to shine there) to stick around because the Eagles seem to really love their LB's at this point.  Guy looks like he was carved from stone though.

6th - Andy Studenbaker - We've already made all the car jokes known to man about this kid... what else is he useful for?

7th - King Dunlap - Definitely got the build to play LT in the league.  Is the talent there?  Don't think so.

[Rome]

I-ken-go-on-and-on about him.

i laughed at this.  and yes, i'm ashamed about it.  a lot.

[BigEd76]

nm

[SD_Eagle5]

3rd - Bryan Smith - I wish they'd stop reaching for these small school guys all the damn time.  At least as early as they do.  It's the 3rd farging round... where they should still be after potential starters and contributers.  He does seem like he can rush the passer though so like someone else said, if they actually use him for that purpose... it could be a decent pick, I guess.

They supposedly had him ranked neck-in-neck with Derrick Harvey. I either read/heard/ or saw it on TV somewhere.

[Rome]

that's one thing that bothers me about this regime.

99 experts could have someone ranked within 10% of each other in terms of ability, yet reid & heckert always seem to know better than the other 99 and act accordingly.

it's crazy.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I agree.  They should count their collective opinion as about 1/4, and then combine the evaluations of Mel Kiper, Jr.; Mike Mayock; and of course Chris Steuber in order to come up with their big board.

[Rome]

i wasn't referring to those dopes, dummy.  i meant professional scouts & player personnel guys from other teams.