DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle (PIMP)

[TexasEagle]

I know Maria... and that skank is no virgen!

[Sgt PSN]

shocked the hell out of me, I thought they'd take a safety. Love the pick but sadly I think they'll try and pass him off as the offensive playmaker fans have wanted.

I'm glad this guy doesn't post here anymore.

Honestly. I hate to be a downer here, but he won't help us right away. This team is a joke.

The Cowboys are still WAY better than us. We could've kept our 2nd round pick and still got Desean and stayed at 19 and got Kenny Phillips even or Merling, Otah.

I didn't want Otah if it meant no WR, but in hindsight it makes sense.

This team is a joke.

Wish I could say the same.

[BigEd76]

Front page of ESPN right now:

Rick Reilly article on the beating victim and the visit to The View

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

In related news, you're lying if you say you wouldn't be delighted to PIITB of Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

[Don Ho]

After violating Mrs. Hassleback I'd like to slap around Whoopie and Joy Behar and not in a good way.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Hopefully your slapping would be fatal.

[hbionic]

 

[Sgt PSN]

Front page of ESPN right now:

Rick Reilly article on the beating victim and the visit to The View

Sassy went to Valley Forge. Sassy joined the Marines. This kid is farged.

Good story though.

[MDS]

way to piggyback off of other peoples work you piece of shtein hack reilly

farg him

[phattymatty]

he really is awful...the way he saps up an already good story is sickening. he needs to go away...and take his last 5 years of work with him. 

seriously one of the worst there is right now.

[Don Ho]

Didn't Reilly write that god awful movie Leathernecks staring George Clooney?  One of the worst movies ever.  He has really gone to shtein.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Absolutely - he is awful and has been for years.

Garbage.

[Rome]

Twitter!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

One of these things is not like the others:

[General_Failure]

The guy on the left isn't wearing sunglasses. Nailed it!